Boob Apron...

I Love Cleavage,
Drizzy

Dancer Getting It Innn - Monday Morning Laugh

Peace and love,

itsMG

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of August 23rd)

So this is sorta like the last week of August isn't it? Time to wrap up this whole leo themed month with someone who's face is synonymous with a lion well at least according to the thousands of shirts with his image on it....yea you guess it none other than Mr. Smoke-An-Ounce-Dolo himself....Bob Marley aka the Iron Lion with lungs of iron...(R.I.P.)...his music was great and he was an overall great person...not saying I knew the dude personally but you catch my drift.....so the DDOW for the week of August 23rd is Dat Dude Robert Nesta "Bob" Marley







I Hope You Like Jammin' Too,
Drizz Marley

And On The 9th Day He Created Traffic

Read This Right Chea....

Holy shit China is packed like luggage for a trip....how the hell does a traffic jam last 9 days? That is pure insanity.....these dudes must have left their cars there for a hot minute and came back and probably still didn't move an inch.....they need to build more land to house these guys 1.3 billion and counting.....

Brake Lights,
Drizzy-to-Drizzy Traffic

This Dude Is Going Straight HAM

Honestly the other day I picked up a yoyo and thought I was the shit because I could still walk the dog.... WELLLPP this guy pretty much shoved that yoyo up my ass and did some sort of trick while at it.... my man is going INNNNNN on the yoyoski.... respect it like a bears claw

"Mommy And Daddy Screamed Like A Girl"

I think I'm not helping the situation by posting this video. It has very quickly becoming viral on the world wide web. It's a little sad that this girl was exposed to this and her dad found the need to post it on the web. I can't help but to find a little humor in it though, because she, as all other children, was just telling the truth and calling it how she saw it.



Oh the innocence of being a child.

Peace and love,
itsMG

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of August 16th)

Another week at AppleBeans means another lucky person to be deemed as Dat Mofucka of the week....since we're in the month of the lion this week is a no brainer....king of the jungle....famous Disney character......since he can't wait to be king I'm gonna make a minor change to our coveted award.....so Dat King of The Week award goes to my boy Simba....it was fucked up what happened to ur pops but it made u a better man bro







Some bangers from the movie:





Hakuna Matata,
Drustafa

I Just Wanna Be Successful

This video right here, real talk.

You must want success as much as badly as you would like to breathe when you're drowning.

Watch the video.





Peace and love,
itsMG

Hmmmm... Whats He Going To Be Doing In 5 Years?

SLANGING ROCKS NIGGA!!! OOHH LEEDOOOOITTTTTTT!

Little Kid Gets Smooshed

This is my problem with little kids. See I dont feel bad at all for him, why arent you with your mom? Who told you to go run off and touch shit? Little man got smooshed like a fuckin bug, LMAO. Hahaha watching that shit makes me laugh everytime... lesson learned little guy. Now stop acting soft and walk it off...

GET IT POPPIN!

I ain't mad at you.... every squirrel needs his nut! I mean nuts! Nontheless these little bastids know how to get it poppin. Except for the one who keeps cock blocking... dude you got snuffed and hoped over a million times when are you going to get a clue? Unless he was a little gay.. then I guess its cool.

You Know What They Say. . .

"... the mind, is a terrible thing."

I laughed so much during this movie! Steve Carell plays his part so well and he's just one of my favorite comedic actors right now! Oh Barry, you are special.
Go watch it!! You know, when there is a will, there is.

(Insert laughing smiley here) LOL

Peace and love,
itsMG

Bitch Loves Chicken Nuggets Man....

You can read the details here....but basically the chick wanted some nuggets and didn't get them....Warning no audio but you can make up the dialogue it's fun that way....



When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong,
McDrizzy

Dat Chick Of The Week...(Week of August 9th)

So the second week of August is here which means the month is already over.....which also means we better take advantage of this summer weather while it lasts.....so go out and day drink on the weekends....trust me its fun being wasted by noon on a Saturday.....fuck you if you disagree....this is a perfect intro into DCOW for this week.....no one party's as hard as this chick....currently serving her time in prison for partying so fucking hard, none other than Lindsay Blohan....I mean Lohan...Hey LiLo I hope you bounce back b/c I wanna beat but I don't wanna smash a coke head that's super thin....fix yourself I'm begging you...











Mean Girls,
Drizzy Lohan

Mondays Are For The Birds...

THE END.

Kenny Powers Is Back....Well Almost

The AppleBeans boy is back.....Kenny Powers!!!! The folks over here love the guy and I think you should too. If you need to know Kenny Powers is from one of the greatest shows to grace television....Eastbound And Down...go cop season 1 and watch it before season 2 starts this September...but check the vid below to hold you down for a while....and this isn't even the quality shit Kenny Powers puts out....

Kenny Powers Gets Signed By K-Swiss - watch more funny videos

Calipornia,
K-Drizz

I Want To SMASH His Head!

OMGoodness I would have been extremely tight! I hope this crap isn't real. Ugh, that reporter - klutz, purely stupid.

itsMG

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of August 2nd)

First week of August....month of the Leo's. Summer almost over and motherfuckas gotta go back to school. Staying on that theme of school Dat Dude of The Week for the first week of August goes to my boy Ferris Bueller....You ask why did I pick him and not Matthew Broderick...well fuck Matthew Broderick....Ferris Bueller deserves this award plain and simple....





Peep the Bueller inspired dunks....






No Days Off,
Drizzy Bueller