Sick Mash Up....

Have to admit it got put on by my dude B Nasty or wateva he likes to be called.....Bryan Natty Light Hoe.....this video is crack and I'm about to go watch Up again....O and if you haven't seen Inception yet go do that or go jump off a cliff and face plant gravel at speeds of 90 mph.....



Sleep Tight,
Drizception

Sign Me Up!!!!!!!!

Yo peep this wild shit......



Your Weed Sucks My Friend,
Drizzajuana Critic

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of July 26th)

The end of July is already here.....Jesus Cristo time is flying......but that will not stopping me from giving someone props for the week....shit speaking of that I have forgotten my duties and haven't done a Dat Dude of The Month in forever. So this week is for both the week and month.....July has been a hot month for this guy because he has been everywhere and has dropped a hot album in the process....so with that being said DDOW & DDOM goes to my dude Ricky Rosay aka The Boss aka Rick Ross....o yea he survived that G-Unit beef....not many ppl can say they've done that but then again beefing with G-Unit nowadays is as pointless as beefing with Genghis Khan.....







Some shit to just blaze and blast....



For my dude P.....who is apparently MC Hammer now.....


Maybach Music,
Drizzy Ross

Artest Being Artest...

Did you see him OD? All just to get pegged like a herb. But if he had connected... oh man, it would've been a WRAP for homeboy. What's next Ron? Kickball? Badminton? Go sit down somewhere you fuckin asshole you ruined my summer.

Day And Night

No - it's not Kid Cudi, it's Pixar!

I'm so excited to see this on YouTube! I saw it before the ToyStory movie a few weeks back and thought it was so innovative.

GO PIXAR!

"Be Positive, Stay Negative"

Hmm - world without AIDS? It seems like we're moving there.

Vaginal gel to help protect women against AIDS? Read here for the article on this breakthrough.

I firmly believe there is already a cure out there somewhere. Unfortunately, us common folk are not privileged enough to know about it.

Peace and love,
itsMG

"Cuz You're Amazing - Just The Way You Are"

I hope you all like it just as much as I do.



Don't forget to follow me on Twitter >> @itsMG

Peace and love,
itsMG

Where Are The Skittles?

Yo this dude in the following video is on some heavy drugs....don't know what and I am afraid to know because I would like to try them just cuz I want to go rainbow watching.....Peep the vid....and the music video just laid on wax two days ago....





Double Rainbow,
Drizzy the Leprechaun

Dat Chick Of The Week...(Week of July 19th)

Hello world the kid Drizzy here just blessing you with my presence.....how you been? I've been good you know another year on this Earth a lil wiser.....as you can see I missed a week first ever might I add but the boy Papa P hooked me up and made me an honorary DDOW...good looks homie......so now I'm back on my job and I have a real looker this week. She is so fucking bad muy muy mal......If any of ya follow Entourage, shit even if you don't you would agree with the Certified Dime stamp I'm giving this shorty. She stars in Entourage as the beautiful Sloan, and you may have seen her in Don't Mess With The Zohan and some movie with Ursher baby.....don't know the name and I honestly don't care....but with no further or due I present to you Dat Chick Of The Week for the week of July 19th.....Emmanuelle Chriqui












Beauty Defined,
Drizzelle Chriqui

"Other Side" - Bruno Mars

You may know him for putting on the vocals in B.O.B's "Nothing on You" or on the tunes of "Billionaire" with Travis McCoy. Bruno Mars definitely has a great show to put on with his melodic voice, simple and sweet lyrics, and his Hawaiian swag. Not to mention he's also a music producer and has a beautiful Puerto Rican smile. =)

If you haven't already - check him out.

Peace,
itsMG

Steve Carell's "The Decision"

It's a fact that if you get anyone from the Anchorman cast to do anything, its going to be hilarious.

This My Friends.... Is Keeping It A 100

I like your style William. I like your style.

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of July 12th)

Yuppppp..... that's right. DDOW for this week is none other than our boy, Drizzy Drew Drama aka Andrew Toliver aka Drizzles on your chin aka my son. YUP! Today is jumping out the womb day for our man Drew. So why not dedicate the whole week to the mufucka! Currently you can find my mans sipping mamajuana and eating tostones in DR, uuff living. That's what happens when your the best! Well, enjoy your bday my son and your DDOW award. Well deserved.

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of July 5th)

First week of July is here which mean the bbq's are in full effect....shorts and tees on deck.....chicks in hardly no clothes....just to take a page out of Papa P's book.....ufffff boy do I love the summer....with that being said Dat Chick of The Week goes to Mother Nature. Although that trick od'd today with the heat she also blesses us with beautiful weather. So Ms. Nature here's your award we appreciate the fluctuation in temperatures and the rain and the snow and the hurricanes...but u need to chill on the tidal waves and earthquakes....but don't let me tell you how to do ur job.







Summer, Summer, Summertime,
Making it Drizzle

If I Am Lebron...... This Is A No Brainer

                                 (You mean I could play with that dude?!??!?)

Why is this whole free agency thing taking so long? This without a doubt would be a no brainer for me. What do we play sports for? To win fuckin chips that's what. And how do you win chips? Well there's multiple answers to this but the obvious answer is uhhh HAVE A MUEFFIN SQUAD! Is Lebron ok in his fuckin dome? Lets break it down together:

1) Miami > Cleveland. FACT.
2) Pat Riley > whoever the hell the owner of the cavs
3) Minimum 5 championships within the next 5 yrs.
4) Do I have to go on??

Not to mention that there would be a GOOD chance that Bosh joins them?!?!?! HELLOOOOOOOOO... is anyone fucking reading this?!?!? BOSH WADE LEBRON on 1 team. Fuck all the bullshit about legacy and all that shit, this game is played to win chips and chips only. But you know what, go ahead and re sign with the Cavs dumbass, I double dog dare you. Just don't cry and shit when D Wade&Bosh are bling blaow'n all over your mouth (pause).

Americas Greatest Tease: Long Weekends

Here I sit, angry as shit, hungry as shit, tired as shit, just shitty as shit. Why? Well of course like you all I got the Long weekend blue balls. I swear nothing is worse than a Tuesday after a long weekend. Nothing. You know no one took the Monday as an ez day. Hell you know there was still burgers to grill and beer to drink. Well fuck I wish I just laid my ass in bed all day yesterday because I am basically useless today. Every little move is a struggle. My body is like chill son you know you don't want to go back into the field. I'm like chill body you know that I like to stay employed. Speaking of employed and different uses of the word, what if employers made Tuesday optional. I mean SOME people would show up, so it wouldn't be like a super useless waste. But to those that are just wasting your money anyways, hell give them the option. Ight let me shut up and get back to work before I get a permanent vacay... Just had to vent a lil. Got work blues... vent away (like hit the comment button and start typing stuff)

DOUCHE BAG

Everyone should be made fun at several points in their lives. It aids in building character and learning to laugh at oneself. We cannot take the world toooo seriously. Though the last thing I want to do right now is give this douche views on his tasteless video - I'm posting this as an example of how not to make fun of others.

I usually like Affion Crockett and his spoof videos, pero se paso. -__-

CHRIS BROWN "DEUCES" SPOOF from AFFION CROCKETT on Vimeo.

"Your F*cking Stupidity Is Killing Me!" (iPhone Users)

LMAO! Don't take it personal, but I have an inclination this is really what some iPhone users sound like. I'm convinced consumers often go for the brand and not the quality of the product. You want an apple - YOU got your apple! "My sister tells me they sell them at Walgreens."

Thanks to my brothers for putting me on to this video.

Love my Blackberry.

Peace and love,

itsMG

Yippdiddlydeee!!!!

The boy is hyped right now!!!! So I balled out the other day and copped a new iPod and come to find out that I can post on the blog on it which means whenever wherever so I will be going in without a doubt so holla at ya boy and be prepared to be amazed now that Applebeans has the holy trinity of randomness and funny....just wanted to share my excitement.....I'm gone



Hello, Good Morning,
Drizzy

"There's a snake in my boot!" - Woody

GREAT MOVIE! I give it 4 apples and 2 beans! ;)

Toy Story 3 definitely brought me back to my childhood and I still found ways to relate to it now as well. Plus, I had a few tears to shed near the end.

You all MUST go see!

Peace and love,

itsMG

Weekend Cakes

LOLOL! I cannot take credit for this picture, but this is hilarious. Who would come up with this? My guess - a dude!


What kind of cakes do you have?

Peace,
itsMG

July 4th...

Well Sunday isnt only Americas 234th birthday....it is also the 1 yr mark for us here at AppleBeans! (cue generic crowd cheers) Yup its been a year since yours truly and Drizzy Drew drama have been entertaining the shit out yall. We've had bloggers come and go (eff yall... na not really but eff yall) and a newcomer who seems to be on it like a hobo on a ham sandwich (respect your enthusiasm itsMG). So with that being said we would like to thank the viewers for reading our shit and promise to bring the heat for another year +! America... this video is for you!! Happy 4th yall!

Dat Chick Of The Week...(Week of June 28th)

Hello world....first off I would like to welcome a good friend of ours and a regular visitor now poster MG! Welcome aboard homie....your journey begins now....don't ask me why I said that it just sounded cool....back to topic....another week which is also the last week of June...jeez this year is flying by motherfuckers are getting old out this bitch.....so this week I decided to pick someone who is sexy as fuck and when I say fuck I mean FUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK.....she's like mixed with everything and a down to earth girl.....she has a nice lil pop group who I haven't heard any new music from in a while but that doesn't matter because DCOW is still relevant and did I mention sexy as fuck.....So for the final week of June I announce Ms. Nicole Scherzinger Dat Chick Of The Week......











Certified Dimepiece,
Nicole Drizzinger

Little Elian Gonzalez Is Not So Little Anymore...

Remember Elian Gonzalez?

Below is the image you will probably most remember from him >>

This is what he looks like now

Family members in Miami fought to keep him here in the US of A while his dad fought to take him back to Cuba. Mr. Castro won that battle and Elian was taken back to Cuba. From the sounds of it, Elian seems to agree with the fate that was decided for him. AND he's in the military. Hmm, I'm not entirely convinced.

Take a look at current Rueter's article on him.

Peace and love,

itsMG

Twilight - Really?

What's up with all this vampire talk?? These Twilight series books have girls thinking about love that doesn't exist? It's a fairytale. And apparently Bella is a slide?

Team Jacob, Team Edward - who cares?!

Make your own opinion, but they're both a negative 5 in my book! This Twilight saga needs to stop! LOL

Peace and love,

itsMG

New Music - Janelle Monáe

I think people are sleeping on Janelle Monáe. I'm diggin' her musical style and her voice. She also has a unique sense of style. Check out her latest single below.





Peace and love,
itsMG