Hello Young World.....

I feel like I haven't been on here for a while just talking my shit.....I apologize for that to the 3 viewers we have now.....we need ya motherfuckers to come check us out like things used to be...with constant traffic and constant comments....even if you don't comment and just gaze would be enough but we're feeling neglected....we do this 4 ya out there because we love you and we would like to contribute to making your day at work go faster, or put a smile on your face, or even make you think twice about buying that chicken salad sandwich from your local store...what ever it may be here at AppleBeans we are dedicated to providing nothing but the best in entertainment, news, sports and everything else on this bad boy called the internet.....so come through and check us out, keep us going...


Much Appreciated,
Deprivation Drizzy

Mondays Are For The Birds...

THE END.

Americas Greatest Tease: Long Weekends

Here I sit, angry as shit, hungry as shit, tired as shit, just shitty as shit. Why? Well of course like you all I got the Long weekend blue balls. I swear nothing is worse than a Tuesday after a long weekend. Nothing. You know no one took the Monday as an ez day. Hell you know there was still burgers to grill and beer to drink. Well fuck I wish I just laid my ass in bed all day yesterday because I am basically useless today. Every little move is a struggle. My body is like chill son you know you don't want to go back into the field. I'm like chill body you know that I like to stay employed. Speaking of employed and different uses of the word, what if employers made Tuesday optional. I mean SOME people would show up, so it wouldn't be like a super useless waste. But to those that are just wasting your money anyways, hell give them the option. Ight let me shut up and get back to work before I get a permanent vacay... Just had to vent a lil. Got work blues... vent away (like hit the comment button and start typing stuff)

Hypocrites

(Where they do that at?)

I work next to a hospital so I see Doctors, Nurses and Surgeons all the time. I also see them with cigarettes in their mouth and just for the life of me can't understand why. How can Doctors smoke cigarettes?!?! I just can't effin comprehend how they do that. They sit there and spit all types of facts on how they are bad for you, kill your life span short, bad for your lungs bla bla bla. But yet I catch them puffin cancer sticks like any other joe smo. This is a serious mystery to me, and I don't think I will ever get a straight answer. Effin hypocrites. That's gross these people dead ass see how black the lungs get and shit yet after talking to a patient they outside getting darker (on the inside) themselves. You piss me off fuckin Dr. Newports.

NBA Drives Me NUTS!!!!!!!!!!

Listen I know at the end of the day the NBA is a business... I understand that.. but what the fuck is the difference from now and 20 yrs ago? Were they not making money in the 80s? 90s? I mean this decade we know for a FACT that refs influence the games almost more than the players do. Yeah I'm talking about last nights bullshit technical fouls on Kendrick Perkins. It was as bad as a call/officiating that I have watched this season. I say this season because this decade has been BRUTAL with officiating. BRUTAL. Like how is Joe Crawford allowed to even enter an NBA arena after the Tim Duncan foolishness in 07?(Here for video) He's also the same guy that called a foul on Marcus Camby when he literally did nothing (Here for video). I know the Celtics deserved to lose last night, I'm not that type of fan that will blame everybody but my team. But you got Howard tossing elbows around, giving concussions and shit but Perkins hand slips when trying to HELP a teammate and he accidentaly elbows someone and gets a fucking T?!?!? Where they do that at? oh yea, the softBA.

Why The Eff Can't This Shit Happen To Me?

....... Yeah, this dude is 900k deep right now. Why? Dude 1st won a sweepstakes sponsored by CNBC and Chruchill Downs, N DEEEEEENNNNNNN was given a free 100k to bet on any horse in this past weekends Kentucky Derby. And it so happens the cock sucker he chose won the fucking thing! at a 9:1 odds... so do the math America... 900,000,000. SOMETHING LIGHT. Fuck you dude dead ass. Yeah I'm tight. Not mad at you though bro, just fuck you. Shit I play the lotto every once in a while all the time, and I don't think I have ever got 1 number right, ever. It be what it be. I guess (bbm angry red face).

ESPN Is Out Of Its FUCKING mind!!!!!!!

Are you trying to tell me that WOMEN'S basketball is on ESPN and not Sunday night baseball??!??!?!?! How the fuck did that happen?!? It's the fucking RED SOXS vs YANKS on the first SUNDAY NIGHT FUCKING BASEBALL of the season and it gets the ESPN2 shaft? Not trying to be sexist here, BUTTTTTTTT women's basketball is beyond awful. UCONN wins every game by 400pts, who the fuck cares. I mean I know it's only 1 channel away (in Boston) but it's the principal here ESPN, the fucking principal. You make me sick!

Gear Grinder!!!!

You know what really grinds my gears.....people at the gym. Not just anybody at the gym....people who must wear a hat to work out. Why the fuck are you wearing a hat to run on the treadmill for or to lift weights. Am I missing something here? Does a hat allow you to lift more weight or run for longer distances? If so I will rock my fitted to the gym everyday. To be honest with you it looks very stupid. I know the gym is not a place to be fashionable and shit but come on......there is no need for a hat like seriously. You're just sweating it up and next thing you know you can't wear it again. So please all those dudes out there that find it cool to rock a hat while you do crunches please stop cuz you're pissing me the fuck off!!!!

One More Set,
Drizzy The Personal Trainer

Why Does This Occur....

Have you ever ran into a person that need assistance? Have you ever tried to show off to another person? If so why does the ending of your actions always end up in a negative light. Let me not say always but for the most part. Example numero uno....when you tried to help a person with lets say fitting an object into a tight space....sexual minds get out please......if the object doesn't fit you try your hardest to get it in to no avail....the person you're helping is telling you to stop before you break something or crush a fragile possession that is in the same location.....do you stop? Of course not. You continue to find a way to make it fit and you manage to break somthing or tear something and at the end of it you feel and look like an idiot. I'm not gonna lie this has happened to me plenty of times and I see it happening a few more times before I leave this Earth. I have no idea why I just wrote all of this but it was on my mind so fuck it. Tell me your most embarrassing moment or a moment similar to what I described above.....


Whoops,
Stubborn Drizzy

Music In Sports...

YO on some real shit I can't fucking stand soft music for sporting events. There is NO place for it, NONE. No country music, no R&B, no no no NONE of that shit. I have been meaning to post this shit a long ass time ago but forgot, so what. NFL is the biggest culprit of this bullshit. NBA is alright, SOMETIMES, but they be slipping. I'm trying to get hyped for a game, why you playing some shit that I put down a beer to pick up a tissue for? or some shit that makes me want to go dosey doe. I'm not asking for rap but shit hip-hop should be the only music played, maybe some rock shit, but NO MORE COUNTRY and NO MORE R&B. What the fuck is CBS thinking having Jennifer Hudson for March Madness????? IT'S FUCKING CALLED March MADNESS damnet! This shit drives me nuts, fuck you if you think I'm bugging. We need to bring it back to the good shit, like this:


(That's how an intro is done son!)

7.0 in Haiti

I gotta vent...

Poorest country in the western hemisphere. About 9.1 million people in the country. 4, I repeat 4 hurricanes in 2008 (in 3 weeks). Cardboard boxes basically is what people in the Port-au-Prince live in, all the houses are not reinforced with some sort of structual piece, i.e. rebar, beams, etc. Im just listing shit on my mind. I got cousins, aunt, grandmother out there. Only heard from my aunt. Grandma was in Carrefour which took a BEATING. The palace collapsed. Everything is fucked up. No electricity, communication, NOTHING. I dont fucking cry, not cuz im a tough guy or anything, I just dont. 1st video I saw of what the fuck was really going down made me break down. Such a densely populated area taking a blow like this. Help would be a MAJOR MAJOR understatement of what is needed in Haiti. Sad.

Let's Talk Johnny Law....

Listen here Johnny Law, I'm sick and fuckin tired of the speed limit on highways being 65 fuckin mph. It's pretty fuckin ridiculous to me at this point. We all know that about 99% of people driving in highways do NOT go 65mph. So why play dumb and leave it there? Raise that shit up to like 80. 65 should be the minimum that mufuckas drive in the highway. I just don't see the point at all in leaving at 65. Trips would be much shorter in time, people wouldn't drive like such burgers, and we would achieve world peace all at once. FUCK Johnny, it's time for a change son.

Greatness!!!!

I highly doubt I am the only that thinks this but sandwiches are the greatest thing to ever grace this Earth. Thanks to sliced bread and cold cuts or wateva that fits in between those slices of bread we have the greatest meal in the history of meals. So easy and quick to make, so delicious to eat. I fucking LOVE sandwiches. I think it goes back to being a kid and going on school trips I would get my ham and cheese on a roll and a juice and I would be set. I damn sure knew that the paper bag was not going to hold me back from destroying that sandwich. Sorry just had to vent. Let me know what you think about sandwiches cuz as you can see I love em....I personally believe that sandwiches can end wars plain and simple fuck a dove and an olive branch and all that talk....sandwiches can make people friends. Bring sandwiches to Israel or Palestine (which ever you prefer) and let's see them settle everything.



Ham & Cheese On A Roll Please,
Drizzy the Delicatessen

Get It Off My Chest....

Fuck Al Sharpton.....That's all I had to say.

Really Candy?

You want to know how much this cost now? $1! 1 fucking whole dollar. A Snickers bar? Yup a dollar. Milky Way... 100 pennies. Where the fuck have I been? How long has this bullshit been going on? Last I checked them shits were 69cents... and that to me is still an outrage... shit used to be 50 cents. I went into the grocery store today and lately I been feining for reeses PB cups... so i seen a 10 for $10 sign under them... i fuckin thought it was a typo... cant believe they really cost a dollar. BULLSHIT! IM TIGHT. no halloween candy for nobody. fuck it.

Ight You Can Calm Down Mother Nature..

Just three days ago I made a post about snow, and how it was outside my window, along with cold.. he came through too. Well today their buddy Mr. Warm came out, and you know what? Im kind of tight about it. Is this supposed to be part of the whole global warming shit? I don't understand how it can be damn near 35 degrees 1 day then booom 65? Huh? What? Are you tight about something Ms. Nature? Let's talk this one out now before you go falling back to 30 degrees tomorrow. I'm actually getting tired of your selfishness and think you should stop acting like a bitch... ye I said it, a bitch. Cuz if I wake up tomorrow and start feeling sick.... Im a be tighhhttttt. Can't wait to see what this winter is going to be like... FML.

FUCKIN SNOW!?!?!?!?

(She's tight)

Listen here mother nature.... I really ain't in the mood for snow..not on Oct. 18, uh uh its wayyy to early for this white shit. I'm sitting here thinking it was still raining, I look out the window and plow, white shit on my window. GET THE FUCK OUT... I'm tight right now.. I can handle the cold... but when it mixes in with the fuckin cold cold weather? na I'm straight. Let me at least just adjust to the cold... you can't just throw two whammys at the kid... shit give me some time...

TIGHT

Holidays Smolidays

With this stupid ass day called Columbus day approaching I thought I would give a list of stupid holidays that Americans celebrate....here is my list of pointless holidays...no particular order

- Halloween - Just a reason for girls to dress slutty and kids to get cavities, not a true holiday...but wateva I guess those two reasons I mentioned would make it one of the best. But then again it is the day we celebrate the dead I don't see how that is a holiday.

- Flag Day - Really flag day, what do you do on flag day be happy that the US has a flag...do you wave it to and fro...I would like to know how I should go about celebrating this day.

- President's Day - They're on our money but that isn't enough I guess so they get their own holiday too fuck em.

- Arbor Day - Don't know what to say about this one so I won't say anything. What the fuck is an arbor anyway.

- Columbus Day - This dude comes through and gives syphilis to the Native Americans and says he discovered something that has already been discovered. Congrats Mr. C you are the man.

- Valentine's Day - There shouldn't be a day you designate your love for your significant other cuz that should be everyday. That's just me.

Hey I would like to work for the government to create national holidays and shit....I would make a day designated to not giving a fuck at least once a month and call it Sack of Shit Day. How does that sound?

Happy Holidays,
July 12: National Drizzy Day

Riddle Me This Facebookers

Me and Marvelous were discussing important matters in the world and came across this meaningless topic that pisses me off.... What is the point of facebook if you remove your wall? Like what the fuck is the point of doing that? Just take yourself off of facebook if thats the case.... Im trying to see whats good with you and I cant. Why? Not because your not on facebook, because you took your wall off. Give me a fucking break. Some people take this shit too serious if you ask me. Its fuckin facebook. Now i have to write you a message just to say whats good? Fuck you I aint. Soon people are going to remove texting from their phone plans. Stupid. How do you feel about this meaningless topic?

NEWSFLASH!!! Harvard is weirder then Tufts!!

This is fucking funny!
Right when you think it doesn't get any more weirder, Harvard found a way to make Tufts look somewhat cool. An abstinence club? Are you fucking shitting me? Is this fucking real? Is the Boston Herald playing a hudge funny joke? A UNIVERSITY, I repeat, a UNIVERSITY, with dick and tits has an abstinence club? Leave it to the nerds to make some shit like this up. Applauding Tufts for their stupid rule, give me a fucking break. How did the student union even allow this club on campus? They should be fucking fired. And who are the members of this cool club? Must be a bunch of good looking sexy fucks huh? That's what I would bet on...

HA to this fuckin club... HA fuckin HA