Why The Eff Can't This Shit Happen To Me?

....... Yeah, this dude is 900k deep right now. Why? Dude 1st won a sweepstakes sponsored by CNBC and Chruchill Downs, N DEEEEEENNNNNNN was given a free 100k to bet on any horse in this past weekends Kentucky Derby. And it so happens the cock sucker he chose won the fucking thing! at a 9:1 odds... so do the math America... 900,000,000. SOMETHING LIGHT. Fuck you dude dead ass. Yeah I'm tight. Not mad at you though bro, just fuck you. Shit I play the lotto every once in a while all the time, and I don't think I have ever got 1 number right, ever. It be what it be. I guess (bbm angry red face).