Warning!!!!

So I woke up this morning and checked under my cover to see a motherfucking raccoon sleeping on top of my feet. WTF?!?!? How the hell did a raccoon get to the hood and how the fuck did it get into my home. I proceeded to beat its ass with my bat signed by the GREAT Ken Griffey Jr. Yeah it has blood on it now but I'm still alive.

Let this go as a warning ladies and gents, lock up your doors and bolt your windows shut because you will not know what will enter your house during the night. Be careful out there, there is no telling if a baby kangaroo may sneak under your bed or a whale shark may invade your fish tank. Last week a three eyed deer was in front of my door asking for sugar. New York has officially become the Animal Kingdom.

This is the beginning.....
Andy the Ass

I'm Here!!! ;)

Just a really quick shout to my blog members: MaRvElOuS cOnTrOvErSy, jou+E=me, papa p, and Drizzles.

As you all know I have a lot to say...LOL...so with that said, let's do this and have fun!!!

To MaRvElOuS cOnTrOvErSy:
We gonna stop all that Kobe hate or its gonna get ugly!!! :0 LOL

RetuRn of Po0Dle!

Hey there its ya boy MaRvElOuS cOnTrOvErSy...some of u guys may know me as poodle others as king of the meat market...either way I have returned. I was cruising the world on my many poodle missions looking for the best objects/people/things to hump. Here are 2 pictures of my best endeavors hope you guys enjoy.

Sincerely,

MaRvElOuS cOnTrOvErSy...S.K.A. the Worst Guy EVER!!!

HAPPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA

well happy 4th of july my sons and daughters.... tomorrow well get it popping but im going to go stuff my face at my boys bbq... marvelous, drizzles and myself will get it manana!!!! 1skis