Really Candy?

You want to know how much this cost now? $1! 1 fucking whole dollar. A Snickers bar? Yup a dollar. Milky Way... 100 pennies. Where the fuck have I been? How long has this bullshit been going on? Last I checked them shits were 69cents... and that to me is still an outrage... shit used to be 50 cents. I went into the grocery store today and lately I been feining for reeses PB cups... so i seen a 10 for $10 sign under them... i fuckin thought it was a typo... cant believe they really cost a dollar. BULLSHIT! IM TIGHT. no halloween candy for nobody. fuck it.

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of October 26th)

Sorry about the tardiness ladies and gents for the award ceremony but like they say better late than never and if you don't agree fuck off.....This week's award is going out to one of the sickest MC's to step in the booth and lay down anything....Him and Hov are doing big things with DJ Hero (Go pick that up).....With that being said Mr. Marshall Mathers please come get your award......



O yea he kinda sorta went in on that BET Cypher, the man is a fucking beast:


Hi My Name Is,
Drizzinem

My Bad Weezy!!!!

Remember all the shit I was talking about Weezy not going in and him starting to piss me off? Well fuck all that jazz. HESS BAAAAAAAAAAACK. Go get his new mixtape No Ceilings ASAP. I mean right the fuck now. Because this shit has all the tools that Dedication 3 and Drought 3/4 had. UUUFFFF PAPAA im hyped!

NFL Week 6 Reactions...

- Do not sleep on the Texans yall, Little better defense and they are a top 10 team.
- Packers whooped up on the bum ass browns, finally Ryan Grant came to play.
- KC needs jesus, Matt Cassel needs to be more consistent. Plus they need to get rid of that bum ass big mouth RB Larry. Herb.
- Indy is beasting right now. Offensively flawless and they D is beasting. Even though it was the Rams that dont change their nastyness.
- I could write a page long blog on why the vikings should be undefeated still but when your coach takes your best player out within 2min of winning/tying the game, I just dont fuckin feel bad. Poor ass coaching.
- Pats are rolling like they all on E. I fuckin dig it, Wes Welker is so clutch. Defense is getting some momentum but against 2 bum squads. With a bye week coming this should be good for them to reflect on what they got to do to keep it rollling.
- Oakland sucks and Sanchez suck hot dogs. Leon out for the season? OUCH Jets! OUCH!
- How are the Panthers so fucking terrible? GROSS
- Carson Palmer looked like a straight G against daaaaa BEARS. Cutler is wild inconsistent this season or maybe the bears just suck.
- Miles fuckin Austin does it again. Dallas, dallas, dallas. Just dont fucking get this team. Bad game for Atlanta. Very bad game.
- Miami Dolphins straight up shot them selves in the foot. No way they should have lost this game, not at all. Saints lucky Miami called a terrible game. I barely saw Ronnie Brown in the 2nd half.... SMH unacceptable.
- GMEN???? Straight up looked like dog doodoo. Hoping this is a hoax or something because I hold the Gmen to a higher standard then they played. Give Jacobs more carries and let him do work son.
- Redskins suck. No need to talk about that game.


Papa P's Power Ranking:
1. Colts 2. Saints 3, Broncos 4. Vikings 5. Pats/Steelers/Gmen(last chance)

Some Vid Links

Hey there people I know I've been gone for a while but it takes quite a bit of time to develop an electric-water powered jet pack capable of carrying 2,545 lbs a distance of 8,836,434,232 km. Thankfully I am in the final stages now, but anyhow I decided to post some links to some videos I found interesting. Enjoy!

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhFr1dWHXl9rFm4GQa

Wow this dude Jermain Taylor got rocked!!! Pee that!

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhOe3NR0R16N41iKLp

As a Diehard Raiders fan I say we need to recruit this pigeon to play special teams for us. Homie lines up has perfect timing and does his job of containing hahaha gotta see this!

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhQK12foh9m9n29nmN

Yoo respect to the homie for defending his girl man this dude rocks three lil punks who try and fuck with his girl in the middle of Times Square hahaha!!!

Back to The Lab,

MaRvElOuS cOnTrOvErSy S.K.A. The MaD sCieNtiSt

This Is Why I Don't Drink Energy Drinks

Shit is hilarious I pissed my pants like three times the first time I saw this shit.....

Powerthirst - watch more funny videos

Giving People Wings,
Drizz Bull

Andy Strikes Again...

May not be as funny as some of his previous work but still hilarious nonetheless....

Watch and you tell me how funny it is:


On The Ground,
Drizzles

Judge For Yourself AppleBeaners....

I have a heart, and somewhat believe in karma. So I won't sit here and laugh at this shit. But I am STRUGGGLING to believe this chick. Part of me wants to give her the benefit of the doubt. Weird shit does indeed happen so whose to say that this isn't one of them. But then there's the part of me that says how the fuck can you walk backwards AND run FORWARD but cant walk forward? Hmmmm that's like being able to see but if you held a book upside down you could read it perfectly. No? Well fuck you, you know what I mean.... so judge for yourself folks



If you got no heart whatsoever then watch this "remix" lol/smh

Ight You Can Calm Down Mother Nature..

Just three days ago I made a post about snow, and how it was outside my window, along with cold.. he came through too. Well today their buddy Mr. Warm came out, and you know what? Im kind of tight about it. Is this supposed to be part of the whole global warming shit? I don't understand how it can be damn near 35 degrees 1 day then booom 65? Huh? What? Are you tight about something Ms. Nature? Let's talk this one out now before you go falling back to 30 degrees tomorrow. I'm actually getting tired of your selfishness and think you should stop acting like a bitch... ye I said it, a bitch. Cuz if I wake up tomorrow and start feeling sick.... Im a be tighhhttttt. Can't wait to see what this winter is going to be like... FML.

NFL Week 6 Reactions.....

- I guess the NFL is going to have to start rating their broadcast because that Pats victory was on some rated R murder shit. 5tds in one quarter? I don't give a shit if your 0-1934, no professional team should get embarrassed like that. If this is a sign that the O is finally somewhat hitting, then HALLELUJAH!
- Vikings Defense has allloootttt of explaining to do, lucky ass win to stay undefeated. Sidney Rice is going to be a PROBLEM.
- Yikes Gmen, YIKES. Missing Phillips and Ross huh? I don't think Jesus could've stopped Brees and that offense. Yall will be ight tho.
- Saints are offensively bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S
- Steelers smashed up on the Browns... Big Ben went INNNN.... but they didn't cover (fuckin bastids)
- Carolina sucks but beat the useless Bucs... finally D'angelo had a good fuckin game.
- KC beat the scrubs (Skins)... Good win for them, good to see Cassel and Bowe working together, that could be a good combo.
- Mo Jo went in for the Jags, but they barely beat the bum ass Rams... another suspect week for the Jags.
- Seattle is WILD sussy and od inconsistent. Zona beat up on them early then took a nap. Shit I would too.
- Green Bay smacked the Lions... shocked? Still need a better O-line.
- Texans dead ass should be 5-1 only if they knew that a football is actually 4 quarters and not 3 7/8... Big win tho up in Cincy for them... that offense is explosive... be careful.
- Well the Jets honeymoon is over and things are back to normal over in Jetland. Knew that 3-0 start was straight hype... that offense is 100% sussy.
- Matty Ryan and them boys are the real deal. Bears did shoot themself in the foot though, oh well they lost.
- BRONCOS.... YIKES!!! Didn't think they were THIS nice, but shit this is the result of errorless football. When you eliminate intos, fumbles and all that shit, chances are you'll end up like the Broncos. Chalk Orton for an MVP candidate... yup I said it.

Papa P's Power Rankings:
1. Saints 2. Broncos 3. Indy 4. Vikings 5. Falcons

More Yankee Nonsense

Let me start off by saying Mariano is the best closer baseball has/will ever see. But what the flying fuck my man... let's keep it clean here no need to cheat. We all know the cut fastball is still going to strike the motherfucker out. So tell me why you gotta od and do that Mo? WHY!!! Little rat, just cuz I respect him don't mean I like him, especially when you cheat!! But hey sometimes you gotta cheat to get ahead, and if they ain't joining you, FUCK EM...

And don't you dare come at with this "your tight cuz your team lost"... ummmm duh im not happy who the fuck would be (but in Boston we have 1,2,3.. yup 3 professional teams that are succesfull so im in FULL(ha)football/basketball mode) ... but that doesn't give the Yankees the green light to be gay and cheat. If your going to be gay, don't cheat... and vice versa. So save yourself the bullshit and just explain to me what happened mi amigos from nueva york...

I Knew Something Was Up With This Dude

Well as a baseball player I fucks with him, but outside of that is where I draw the line. Especially when you do shit like this. What's good with your boy A-Rod? If I was Jeter I would turn around and snuff him with the quickness. What ever happened to the good ol' fashion high five? or slap (not palm) in the ass? A-Rod took it to the next level right there. Yikes man.. smh

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of October 19th)

OK some people just have to say fuck and give props where props are due....That is why Dat Dude of The Week for the week of October 19th goes to none other than Thomas Brady. First off I would like to say fuck you but you sir are the man. Yesterday he made Tennessee look like a Pop Warner squad, shit a Pop Warner squad may have put up more competition than the Titans. This guy Brady took advantage of these losers and threw 5 touchdowns in one quarter....one fucking quarter that is completely insane. So yea you get the award this time dude....congrats....clap clap bravo...



And I wouldn't be from NY if I didn't post this hahahaha:


And this may be the only reason I fucks with Brady:


You got is homie, you got it...

Gisele Can Get It,
Drizz Brady

FUCKIN SNOW!?!?!?!?

(She's tight)

Listen here mother nature.... I really ain't in the mood for snow..not on Oct. 18, uh uh its wayyy to early for this white shit. I'm sitting here thinking it was still raining, I look out the window and plow, white shit on my window. GET THE FUCK OUT... I'm tight right now.. I can handle the cold... but when it mixes in with the fuckin cold cold weather? na I'm straight. Let me at least just adjust to the cold... you can't just throw two whammys at the kid... shit give me some time...

TIGHT

Straight Bananas!!!!

This little guy is going to live a life of straight luck, when he's older he will prolly win the lotto. He can tell this crazy story and be proud every time he tells it. He's already the man lol....

Watch this shit:




Choo Choo,
Conductor Drizzy

Little Dude Is Sick With It

I in now way condone the sport of hockey. Don't like it, don't care for it. Unless of course the Bruins are getting nice on everyone, then I'm all in. But you got to give it to the little kid, that shot is something serious. Dude probably has a hockey rink in his room to pull some shit like that at 9. I haven't seen Sid the Kid or Alexander the Great do some shit like this. So until then he's probably the best hockey player on Earth. (Check where he's from too, HOLLA)

Step Your Game Up America

Hey maybe they should do this in America and we can stop being the fattest nation in the world.....I can say that I would stop taking the escalator if I could make beautiful music with my feet...





Step by Step, Day by Day,
Drizzalator

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of October 12th)

Yet another late award ceremony and I am to blame.....Had to take some time off in front of a computer cuz I have a serious brain disease called laziness....Anywho this is not about me but about someone very deserving of the sacred DDOW award....This young man is taking the NFL over from week to week....I call him Barry Sanders with power...Joy + E calls him Jim Brown with speed....the good ol' folks in Minnesota call him purple Jesus...I say that's the perfect running back or a freak of nature.....So A.D. or Mr. Peterson please come thru and get your award.



Viking Quest,
Drizzy Peterson

NFL Week 5 Reactions....

- Tom Brady better get his shit together. 2 missed TDs on WIDE fuckin open plays... disappointed Thomas. Something aint clicking with him and Moss, better make it click ASAP. Denver is a tough ass team though, great D, Orton is making Cutler look like a pansy, and McDaniels is a SOLID coach.. good W.
- Giants are doing what your supposed to do to bum squads... gmen are beasts. I fucks with Bradshaw. Jacobs should take notes on how to run like a fucking man.
- The Wildcat is a problem... Ronnie Brown is a top 5 RB, and arguably the most valuable player to his team. Miami is a good fucking team, dont let the record fool you.
- Vikings did the same as the Giants. Jared Allen is a man amongst little toddlers.
- Dallas is so sussy is ridiculous.
- Mcnabb came back and did his thing. Philly is legit. NFC East beware.
- Still dont have a clue in hell how the Bengals only have 1 loss. Cedric Benson is the comback player of the year for sure. Hell of a season already.
- SMH Jaguars. SMmuthafuckingH.
- Clearly the Texans dont read the blog. I clearly told them that when the game is on the line, and your on the 1 yd line, GIVE IT TO YOUR STARS. 2 blown losses, they could've been 4-1.
- In case you didnt know, Peyton is the truth. Colts hands down the best team in the AFC.
- Maybe when Polamalu comes back the Steelers D will play like the Steelers D.

Papa p's Power Ranking:
1. GMEN/Colts 3. Vikings 4. Broncos 5. Saints

Holidays Smolidays

With this stupid ass day called Columbus day approaching I thought I would give a list of stupid holidays that Americans celebrate....here is my list of pointless holidays...no particular order

- Halloween - Just a reason for girls to dress slutty and kids to get cavities, not a true holiday...but wateva I guess those two reasons I mentioned would make it one of the best. But then again it is the day we celebrate the dead I don't see how that is a holiday.

- Flag Day - Really flag day, what do you do on flag day be happy that the US has a flag...do you wave it to and fro...I would like to know how I should go about celebrating this day.

- President's Day - They're on our money but that isn't enough I guess so they get their own holiday too fuck em.

- Arbor Day - Don't know what to say about this one so I won't say anything. What the fuck is an arbor anyway.

- Columbus Day - This dude comes through and gives syphilis to the Native Americans and says he discovered something that has already been discovered. Congrats Mr. C you are the man.

- Valentine's Day - There shouldn't be a day you designate your love for your significant other cuz that should be everyday. That's just me.

Hey I would like to work for the government to create national holidays and shit....I would make a day designated to not giving a fuck at least once a month and call it Sack of Shit Day. How does that sound?

Happy Holidays,
July 12: National Drizzy Day

Riddle Me This Facebookers

Me and Marvelous were discussing important matters in the world and came across this meaningless topic that pisses me off.... What is the point of facebook if you remove your wall? Like what the fuck is the point of doing that? Just take yourself off of facebook if thats the case.... Im trying to see whats good with you and I cant. Why? Not because your not on facebook, because you took your wall off. Give me a fucking break. Some people take this shit too serious if you ask me. Its fuckin facebook. Now i have to write you a message just to say whats good? Fuck you I aint. Soon people are going to remove texting from their phone plans. Stupid. How do you feel about this meaningless topic?

Is This Dog OK?

Dog has to be retarded right? There is no way you waste your time training your dog to do circles every time a fucking car passes by, that is just stupid. How annoying must this be for the owner? All you want to do is walk the fucking thing and it won't stop spinning in circles like a jackass.... I'd be tight, go fucking walk yourself if your going to waste my time like that. Hurry up and poop n pee and let's continue the walk damnet. Does it spin in the middle of a crapper? Holla at me when it does, that's when you will catch my attention, until then there is doggie ritalin....

Haha Oprah Got Me

Lmao...I was watching this shit like yo that girl is a herb, how she the only 1 wild'n out like that. HA, good one Oprah, you bopped me.

And America Continues To Get Fatter....

1500 calories!!!! poeijfdiouangiunsfdingisndignifdninrsoiyjtpoaskdmfnbj WTF! A big hit??? Are you shitting me West Springfield? What's the average life span in that city? 20? I mean wtf America. How is the sandwich even legal? and who the fuck does Krispy Kreme think they are? Fucking up an American classic like the burger! Don't try and modify it with your nasty fat filling donuts. Burger is already not good for you (but delicioso) and now you add that nastyness to it.... the nerve.
Lmao at the announcer, dude kept it real.

Dat Chick Of The Week...(Week of October 5th)

Hello ladies and gents....The beginning of October is here meaning the end of the year is approaching swiftly....so let me see this beautiful young lady has an amazing body which may be an understatement. She has a wonderful voice, great preformer, and a certified dime. She has to be in everyone's top 5 of girls they would like to fu....whoa whoa whoa.....no disrespect to my man Hov...hahaha.....So Dat Chick of the Week for the first week of October is none other than Beyonce Knowles-Carter (doubt her name changed lol)....Ms. Knowles or Mrs. Carter please come get your award.....







Put A Ring On It,
Drizzyonce

NFL Week 4 Reactions....

- Aaron Rodgers threw for 384yds but somehow got sacked 8 fucking times... imagine his #s if his O line knew what protect your QB meant.. smh
- I still dont like Favre, but good win.
- Pats played OK at best and still got a W against the big bad ravens, I told you it'll be only a matter of time before that Offense becomes THAT OFFENSE.... NFL beware.
- Cincy is the biggest bullshit 3-1 team there could ever fuckin be! Block fgs block PATs...
- Peyton is the truth.
- Eli is trying, not so bad.
- We will see how good that offense is when they play a team thats actually good. Week 6 should be good for them.
- VINCE YOUNG is waitinnnggggggggggggg, while the Titans are succkkkinnngggg.
- Even though it was the Rams, I still respect the 49ers. They will be in the playoffs.
- Buffalo is a disaster, along with the Raiders. Maybe a combined 7 wins between the two... MAYBE
- Jets D is still REAL, holding Drew Breezy to 0 TDs.... too bad their offense got exposed.
- Redskins are still a sorry ass team. With weapons like they have they shouldnt be BARELY escaping the Bucs.
- Something is going to happen in Dallas REALLLL soon if this shit continues... REALLL soon.
- If Orton can find Marshall more often, that Denver squad is going to be SERIOUS.

Papa P's Power Rankings
1. Gmen 2. Colts 3. Vikings 4. Saints 5. Pats/Broncos

NEWSFLASH!!! Harvard is weirder then Tufts!!

This is fucking funny!
Right when you think it doesn't get any more weirder, Harvard found a way to make Tufts look somewhat cool. An abstinence club? Are you fucking shitting me? Is this fucking real? Is the Boston Herald playing a hudge funny joke? A UNIVERSITY, I repeat, a UNIVERSITY, with dick and tits has an abstinence club? Leave it to the nerds to make some shit like this up. Applauding Tufts for their stupid rule, give me a fucking break. How did the student union even allow this club on campus? They should be fucking fired. And who are the members of this cool club? Must be a bunch of good looking sexy fucks huh? That's what I would bet on...

HA to this fuckin club... HA fuckin HA

Bron Bout To Snuff Braylon Edwards

"I've never crossed paths with Braylon before, but it seems like there's a little jealousy going on with Braylon and me and my friends. I have no idea why," the Cavaliers superstar said after practice. "I've never said anything to Braylon at all. But for him to do that is very childish. My friend is 130 pounds. Seriously. It's like hitting one of my kids. It doesn't make sense."

Well what do you expect from someone whose team is 0-4, didn't have a catch yesterday, and uses oil sheen gloves to catch the football. News flash Braylon... your overated as fuck. HIGHLY, SUPER HIGHLY, ODDD HIGHLY overated. And I hope the jealousy thing isn't true, because, well Lebron is Lebron and Braylon is Braylon. Need I say more?


hahaha I like how Bron son'd his own boy on the low... bad enough he got a black eye

HERE is the full article

Dat Dude Of The Month (Month of September)

I know, I know this has been a lil late but better late than never right? This duder is the first billion dollar athlete and he played on one leg at one point. Hard to hate the guy since he's been doing it consistently. This guy takes no days off....endorsement deals out the waaazoo. What more can I say about the guy jeez.....he's the man plain and simple....with no further delay I present to you Dat Dude of the Month for the month of September 2009, Mr. Eldrick Tont Woods woops I mean Tiger.







Fore!!!!
Drizzer Woods

Shut The Fuck Up!!!!

No offense to all the ladies out there but I had to post this pic cuz it's pretty funny.




Talkative,
Motor Mouth Drizz

RAPPPPEEE!!!!!!

Ever been raped by a rare parrot? No? Really? Well this guy has...

Watch:



I would have thrown the fat faced fuck right off my shoulders....I don't know what was on this guys mind but hey he likes it rough I guess.

Polly Want A Cracker,
Drizzy

Holy Fish Dicks.....

41 Years of Age and eats 20 goldfish a day....who am I?.....no I'm not a purple grizzly bear silly billy....I'm a Pacu descendant of the great Piranha....*chomp* *chomp* *chomp*.....



Read the story here.....and meet the great Buttkiss...

Always Fat When I Hit The Club,
Drizzy Buttkiss

Tufts University is BUGGGINGGG Out

Long story short Tufts University made a rule that roomates can not fuck in the dorm room while a roomate is present. (Here is the full article.. don't waste your time.)


Ok...??


Yup. Still confused.


Alright I think I get it... Tufts is full of weirdos? Is that the final answer? Or has the world become more ridiculous. I thought this was something discussed between roomates the first day. Like yo if I bring a shorty through either put the pillow over your face or scram. Now we got to have a rule about it? What are you going to do... tell your RA "OMG Sarah is hooking up with some kid right now!"???? Better question is, is the RA going to go in the room and straight cockblock? That to me should be the rule, no cockblocking no matter what. You got a test tomorrow morning? Go sleep in the library. Fucking shame Tufts, fucking shame.