Lockout Bros? Really??

Listen I dont like #s that much (even though im an engineer, go figure it out) but whatevers #s need to be reconfigured, whatever games need to be added, whatever whatever that needs to happen so Papa P watches football in 2011-2012 BETTER FUCKING HAPPEN. If not the end of human civilization might be closer then we thought. This is 100% asscinide. CHICKEN SHIT if you will. This could single handedly make millions of grown men cry. Fuck crying, go into deep depression. Please, PLEAAAAAAASEEE do the right thing.

(and yes folks, I'm BACCCKK)

For The Haters!!!

I have to copy my man P and post some shit NBA related....I'm extrafabalabadociouly hyped to the 10th degree for this season...it should be fun to watch three beast run thru the league and that's only if they get the chemistry flowing which I believe they already have from their time together in the Olympics.....but anyway tonight is the night and here is my boy Lebron and his new commercial.....suck on it haters let the guy live...so what he left that city called Cleveland and so what he didn't go to the city you wanted him to....sports allow things like this to happen and we have to deal with it....anyway check the commercial and I hope the haters shut the fuck up after he wins 73 games and breeze to the finals and sweep the Lakers....yeah I beasted but hey its not beasting if I'm not involved:



Where Amazing Happens,
Commissioner Drizzid Stern

The BIGGER 3

Welp, the HEAT is on tonight (bahaha get it??) for the big three. Championship run #1 out of at least 5 begins tonight vs the good guys from Boston. So whats expected out of tonights game? Well Ill tell you Papa P's expectations for tonight:
1) Someone better have a triple double if not a quadriple double... dwade, bron, rondo.. I'm looking at yall
2) Bosh+Wade+Bron= > 80pts TOTAL. If that equations stands true then everyone is in deep shit
3) Celtics to not give a fuck about them... they from boston though so of course they gully
4) Chemistry.... the BIGGER 3 have only something ridiculous like 190seconds playing together(preseason injury to my boy wade). So if they can click early and often then it shouldnt be an issue.
5) Someone to suck it
6) ALOT of highlight plays, lets be real, how the fuck do you got potentially 6 future hall of famers on the court and not an absurd amount of highlight plays.... show me something mufuckers its opening night!

Hyped much? Shit I know I am.... Football and Basketball at the same time!?!??! Wifeys just about lost their grip on their mans, sorry we still love you though.

Artest Being Artest...

Did you see him OD? All just to get pegged like a herb. But if he had connected... oh man, it would've been a WRAP for homeboy. What's next Ron? Kickball? Badminton? Go sit down somewhere you fuckin asshole you ruined my summer.

This My Friends.... Is Keeping It A 100

I like your style William. I like your style.

If I Am Lebron...... This Is A No Brainer

                                 (You mean I could play with that dude?!??!?)

Why is this whole free agency thing taking so long? This without a doubt would be a no brainer for me. What do we play sports for? To win fuckin chips that's what. And how do you win chips? Well there's multiple answers to this but the obvious answer is uhhh HAVE A MUEFFIN SQUAD! Is Lebron ok in his fuckin dome? Lets break it down together:

1) Miami > Cleveland. FACT.
2) Pat Riley > whoever the hell the owner of the cavs
3) Minimum 5 championships within the next 5 yrs.
4) Do I have to go on??

Not to mention that there would be a GOOD chance that Bosh joins them?!?!?! HELLOOOOOOOOO... is anyone fucking reading this?!?!? BOSH WADE LEBRON on 1 team. Fuck all the bullshit about legacy and all that shit, this game is played to win chips and chips only. But you know what, go ahead and re sign with the Cavs dumbass, I double dog dare you. Just don't cry and shit when D Wade&Bosh are bling blaow'n all over your mouth (pause).

Not Going To Front.... I'm Still Hurt

This motherfucker took #18 away from us. SMH. It burns.... deep.

Kobe Vs. Celtics

IS what it is!!!!!!! Bottom line if the Celtics can CONTAIN Hobe, then this series is over in 5 MAYBE 6. This isn't the run n gun for fun and play no defense suns, no no, this is the eastern conference mothereffin champs. Home of the hard knocks. None of that soft shit. If Dwight Howard thought he had it bad, wait until Gasoft and bye bye Bynum get it. I'M HYPED. NBA FINALS. YA TU SABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

NBA Drives Me NUTS!!!!!!!!!!

Listen I know at the end of the day the NBA is a business... I understand that.. but what the fuck is the difference from now and 20 yrs ago? Were they not making money in the 80s? 90s? I mean this decade we know for a FACT that refs influence the games almost more than the players do. Yeah I'm talking about last nights bullshit technical fouls on Kendrick Perkins. It was as bad as a call/officiating that I have watched this season. I say this season because this decade has been BRUTAL with officiating. BRUTAL. Like how is Joe Crawford allowed to even enter an NBA arena after the Tim Duncan foolishness in 07?(Here for video) He's also the same guy that called a foul on Marcus Camby when he literally did nothing (Here for video). I know the Celtics deserved to lose last night, I'm not that type of fan that will blame everybody but my team. But you got Howard tossing elbows around, giving concussions and shit but Perkins hand slips when trying to HELP a teammate and he accidentaly elbows someone and gets a fucking T?!?!? Where they do that at? oh yea, the softBA.

Play Ball!!

Read Me

Word so dudes think they can get away with shit like this.....My dude you're 22 years old how long you think dudes were gonna be like yea he's a super talented 16 year old. Those kids thought their team was the shit woops sucks to be ya. I wonder if the kids noticed something in the locker room like why the hell is his dick the size of my forearm. Maybe next time buddy.


Ballin',
Drizz Paul

JUST TAKE THE TEST

Got Juice?

Game Over???

This is exactly why you do not celebrate prematurely. I would be tight if I was the other team that forgot to play defense for 3 more seconds and allow a shot from half court to beat me. The fucking coach is on the court too....in my opinion this dude should get fired plain and simple. Congrats on looking like idiots and losing the championship that way dummies.

3..2...1,
Drizz Clock Violation

Some Soft Served Shit.....

I respect soccer and all but when I see pussy shit like this all I can do is laugh.....



Gooooaaaalllll,
Drizzy Henry

Is This How All Pats Fans (Me Included) Look Right Now?

Someone want to tell the Jets to chill the fuck out. Please. Thanks.

I Don't Fuck With The NHL But LMAO

HAHAHAHAAH how the fuck could you not laugh sitting in the naughty box? For sure I would be laughing, I wouldn't give a fuck if I just slashed the shit out of someone I'd be pissing my pants. Much respect to the boys in green.... only question is what do you do when you want a cold one? Or have to take a mean one? Must be wearing a diaper of something.

RESPECT

Talk about manning up like Eli. Jesus this makes Buerhle look like a tee baller. Na not really but shit this is all manhood right here. Take a liner off the knee (shattered kneecap) and still make the out. Respected like a bears claw.

UUFFFF PAPA

This shit was sick bro, this shit was siicckk. Not sucking him but that shit is top 10 all time. Yeah I said it. TOP 10! Buehrle you got the juicee..

GOOD JOB ESPN!

Yeaahhhhh!!! UCONN won by 20 fuckin pts instead of its normal 75. Definitely deserved to be on ESPN and not the SOLID of a fucking game the Red Sox v. Yanks were. NOPE! YOU NAILED IT! Thank God for local coverage or it wouldve been off with ESPN for a couple of hours (no one can realistically live without it).

Anyway, great start off to the season. The usual epic battle between the good guys and the pin stripes continues. This time the Sox coming back to hold down the home field in a nice comeback W. Always want to start the season off with a solid W and we did just that. BUT, no need to get hyped Fenway Faithfuls, for we have 161 more to go. Good to have you back baseball.

ESPN Is Out Of Its FUCKING mind!!!!!!!

Are you trying to tell me that WOMEN'S basketball is on ESPN and not Sunday night baseball??!??!?!?! How the fuck did that happen?!? It's the fucking RED SOXS vs YANKS on the first SUNDAY NIGHT FUCKING BASEBALL of the season and it gets the ESPN2 shaft? Not trying to be sexist here, BUTTTTTTTT women's basketball is beyond awful. UCONN wins every game by 400pts, who the fuck cares. I mean I know it's only 1 channel away (in Boston) but it's the principal here ESPN, the fucking principal. You make me sick!

Shaun Rodgers Arrested In Airport For Trying To Board A Plane With A Gun....Smart

You would think that these dumbass athletes would learn from their fellow athletes. Clearly not. I just don't get why they won't just hire someone to carry the gun for them, or have a fucking bodyguard if your that shook. Why the fuck would you risk it on some dumb shit. Did he REALLY think it was ok to board an airplane with a gun? Like they would be like "oh my your an athlete go ahead, carry that gun!" What happened to the good ol' fashioned thinking before acting? His momma going to be tighhttt.