Remember.....

Hey there AppleBeans followers.

Today is September 11, 2009. 8 years ago today a heinous act of terrorism hit our home front of the United States of America. I would like everyone out there just to take a moment out of their day and have a moment of silent prayer and remember all of the lives that were lost that day. It is very sad something of that magnitude hit so close to home especially with me living in NYC. Everyone in Pennsylvania and D.C. my heart goes out to ya too because as much attention is paid to NYC on this day let us not forget that people died at those two locations too. This day can never be forgotten because we continuously have to watch over our shoulders for we don't know if something like that will happen again. I still remember that day like it was yesterday. Can you? Post comments of your memories of 9/11/01.





May everyone who lost their lives that day rest in peace. You will never be forgotten.

Never forget,
Drizzy

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where the fuck are these children's parents at to be allowing this shit to go down? This is plain nuts, like cashews. Why the fuck would you allow children to do this shit. It baffles me. These adults are just allowing it and they go as far as dancing with the children themselves. I'm not sure if this is considered child pornography or what, but I am disgusted.



Why Don't You Have A Seat Right There,
Drizz Hansen

To cheat or not to cheat

Ladies and penis' its about time we had a somewhat serious discussion about life. A good friend suggested we blog about relationships and cheating. So here it is buddy.. Why is it that men can't keep their dicks in 1 vagina? or that women aren't satisfied with 1 dick? Trust me I know no one is perfect, after all we all are humans and ALL humans make booboos. But at some point in ones life that shit has to stop. Does it stop when you "fall in love" or should it not even reach that point? I know that question seems like a no brainer but there are plenty of people who have the, "she ain't wife(hubby) so fuck it" mentality. Is it wrong to think like that? In my opinion yes. Relationships have to start from somewhere. The respect level should never change. All I know is that I would fucking hate for something like that to happen to me... what do you think???

Get Him A Contract!!!!

My boy Eli Porter is a certified beast. This kid has bars for days. Dude said homeboy was in the gay parade....lmao. Why isn't he signed yo. This is ludicrous. He can beat any rapper out there. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!



Like Rosie O'Donnell at a bi-sexual bridal shower. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm The Best. I Deed it,
Drizzy Porter

Hip Hop Cartoons

Hip Hop Icons made into Simpsons.

They forgot a few but still hot regardless:



Mr. West:


Shady:


BIG:


Pac:


3 Stacks:


Weezy:


Snoop:


Fat Joe:


Easy-E:


Flava Flav:




Courtesy of Yeezy's Blog

DOHHHH,
Drizzy Simpson

Good shit..

(If only this gave him a serious concussion.... damnit)

As much as I hate the motherfucker, let me the first here on AppleBeans to congratulate Mr. Derek Jeter on his record tying achievement as the all time hit leader in Yankee history. Lots of greats played for that stupid fucking team and he probably is the best after the Babe. He also bangs bad bitches so that's a definite plus in my hood. But facts are facts and as far as I'm concerned he is still a Yankee and therefore can go commit that.

Fuck Wat You Think

I personally think Khloe Kardashian is hot. No not a ten but I would wife it up. Many tell me o Drew you like big girls, blah blah blah. I don't give a fuck I have an attraction to females with meat on the bones just as much as I like a thin chick. Back to the matter at hand. I love Kim yes, as well as Kourtney, shit Mom dukes is hot too, but there is something about Khloe. Maybe it's her attitude, maybe her thick figure but I love her. Call me crazy, call me a fat chick lover I really don't give a rat's ass. I like the girl what can I say. Don't judge fuckers!!!!





Keeping Up With Khole,
Drizzy Kardashian

Dunk of The Year????

OK check this video cuz this kid beasted...I'm not sure how someone can own hops of this magnitude but mankind is forever changing....Maybe one day the rim can be 18ft high and motherfuckers won't mind half a bit...

Angle 1:


Angle 2:


Hippity Hoppity,
Air Drizzles

Pay Attention

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!! Heads up lil chump!

Ummmm?

What's this chicks deal? I mean talk about catching an L... I'm still puzzled on what she was doing... Was she trying to fly out the bus? Maybe she thought she was a basketball? Or better yet maybe she's just a dumb fuck that wanted to make an ass out of herself... If that's the case then ding ding, we got a winner. I know for sure if I was on that bus I would be pumping the shit out of that thump she took.... dumb ass

Doctors Are Rappers Now?

hhaaaha i guess its better then the bullshit thats out there a la soulja boy tell em.... although he does go in this track... peep the 2:30 mark hahaa and fuck it while your at it peep my man jimmy jones! Chicken Rotisserie haha lmao

Confused...

I never question Belichiks decisions, that's actually a sin in Boston. But what I will do is wonder to myself and aloud on why we traded ALL-PRO DL Richy Rich Seymour for a draft fucking pick. Yeah it probably will be a good pick assuming (with all right) the Raiders suck next season. Doesn't make sense because if we want to switch and use a 4-3 much more then the normal 3-4 why wouldn't you want a tall brolic monster like Seymour? But you know what, good. If Belichik says we don't need him them damnit we dont need him...

Dat Dude of The Week (Week of September 1st)

So the fall is here and we need to shout out someone else here at AppleBeans. Once again let's do it for the ladies. I personally love this chick and I think every guy can agree with me when I say this that she is one of the baddest chicks in the game. She has this aurora about her that is quite unexplainable. There is no reason why she is getting the award to be honest with you besides the fact that she is pretty hot...May I present Dat Chick of The Week for the 1st week of September on this splendid Labor Day; Megan Denise Fox....



Ciao,
Drizzy Bellentino

Hola from Buenos Aires, Argentina

Wat up mudda suckkas no I'm not in South America but I am chilling like an ice cube in a cooler. No videos today and no debates just me typing away and saying hello how are ya and good bye. For some reason I've come up with a case of writers block not too sure how but I have so don't judge me. I myself think that I specialize in laughter and making ppl laugh so that is my aim of this post... So I'll start out with saying my name is really Fredrick the Third. See no one knew that cuz I have masked my identity. OK I can see I lost all ya a tad bit. I also have twelve sisters and brothers huge family I know but hey we're the tightest family you will ever meet. My youngest brother's name is Harvey and he has two children one 12 and the other 3, both boys. Weird I know seeing that he is my youngest brother and I am only 24. Simply nuts.... but I'll let you figure that one out. So yea I have tons of nieces and nephews too many if you ask me which means tons of birthdays and events to go to and shit...yay lots of fun. I think there is a month straight of parties and births I have to go thru I find it purely and absolutely bonkers but wateva.

Tomorrow is Labor day which means lets not work yipppeee. Sometimes I feel like Labor Day should be the one day of the year you work your hardest. That would be nuts thou. I would like for everyone to cook all the food in the world tomorrow just to finish this so called summer. I'm used to crazy heat and tanning (like I need the shit)....this summer was abt who could swim or not with all that fucking rain. Seriously I went through about 54 umbrellas just to survive.

OK this has all been a ridiculous moment I just went thru in my life straight babble. Yes ladies and gents I am random as fuck I know but that is what makes me, me...ya digg.....I love ya and I am off to bed so I can wake up and get some peppermint toothpaste and green tea floss. I'll Holla!!!!

Please Don't Forget to Get Your Pets Spayed & Neutered,
Drizz Barker

KFC Has Officially Beasted!!!!

There are always extremes in life and this is one 'em. Seriously KFC?!?!?!
They took chicken sandwich to a whole other level.

Shit is beast:


We as Americans would eat this shit at least once and if you like it possibly 3-4 times and realize it's not the greatest thing to eat if you want to do something we call continue living. To be honest with you I would prolly eat this heart attack on a twisted night.

Not Too Hungry,
Colonel Drizzles

Curt Schilling can pull the trigger any moment now..

on himself that is.... this guy can give me a fucking brake... thank you for the bloody sock Curt, seriously i appreciate your help in 04 but you can shut the fuck up now. Dude now says hes interested in vacant senate seat in Ma. Imagine this son bitch in office, na chill dont. A lot of people are chit chatting about this shit. Well not papa p, all im saying is shut the fuck up and go shoot a moose or something.

My main man Favre!

Welcome back man! Real class act! Just an all around all-american cool kinda guy!

If I was Eugene Wilson it would be off with Favre kufi! Dirtbag

I Love Commercials

Call me a Hov rida I don't really give two shits but this commercial he shot is fire:





Roc Nation,
Drizz-Z

Dat Dude Of The Month (Month of August)

OK so another month has come to an end so we must distribute the most coveted award since a Grammy....Dat Dude Of the Month. It really hasn't been much of a summer but how could we end the summer without shouting out The Boys Of Summer....Those who watch the show know who I'm talking abt.....A slight change this month...its not only one dude but a gang, click, crew...wateva u would like to call these guys....Those Dudes of the Month for the month of August are the boys of Entourage....Vinny, E, Drama,Turtle & last but not least Ari may you please come get your award you deserve it....




P.S. Sloan (Emmanuelle Chriqui) is o so bad!!! Google her if you don't know.

I'm Out,
Drizzy

Disney Opens The Safe

So this just in Disney has purchased Marvel for a whopping $4 billion.

Looks like the new Spider-Man movie will have features from Goofy and Donald Duck as the bad guys....

Read Me

Stan Lee just got paid.

Comic Con,
Drizzy Mouse

Successful

Here is the new Drake video with an added verse from my boy Trigger (Trey Songz)...

Video is cool real chill mode and it's very dark something that makes the video what it is...

Check it out & let me know what you think:



Money & The Cars, I suppose,
Drizzles

WTF Sonic....

Dead ass Sonic better taste like Jesus' anus because the wait there is a solid and i mean SOLID 3hrs. I aint waiting in a 3 hr line for some fucking fast food. Fuck all that. Has anyone ever been? Is it worth it? If you tell me yes then come thru and wait in the line for me because aint shit worth waiting 3 hrs for.

MicroSOFT

This is why Apple has the title...




Photoshop Deez,
Drizzy Jobs

Dat Dude of The Week (Week of August 31st)

DDOW is coming a lil early this time around but due to his death I felt like he deserved this week's award. Dat Dude of the Week is DJ AM. Sneaker head sorta like myself he has to get his shine here on AppleBeans. He was found dead today at 5:20 PM in NYC. A life taken way too soon. Many may not know him but this dude was a sick DJ. He was 36 years old. It is so weird that he and Travis Barker were the only survivors of that plane crash last September and I always said they were meant to live after that. Life is crazy and death is even crazier. DJ AM you will always be remembered.




RIP

Say I love you to those close to your heart because life is too short.

Scratching away,
DJ Drizzy

Music

Here's some new shit to ride out to...

Listen

&

Enjoy


This is the Hov we know and love listen as he goes in:



&

The song was old now with new verses and two other artist you may have heard of before:




Shutting Shit Down In The Mall,
Drizzles

How Are You Doing...

OK blogger world let's switch positions.... We always vent and shit over here, how are you guys doing out there and why are you heated/mad or why are you so fucking happy cuz I would like to be the same way.....So leave something, tell the gang something interesting, what's your favorite movie/food/porno star? I'm abt the random of the world so I would like to know what's up....


So get to it guys and gals of the blog world.... There are plenty of things you can type so put those fingers to use cuz I care trust me...



Feeling Great,
Drizzles

Finally a Fucking Sonic

Well after years of seeing commercials of some shit that I can't even shoot a missile at, finally Sonic has arrived to a destination closer then Africa. I ain't going to front, I'm pretty open. I have uber high hopes for this right now... od amped. If this shit disappoints in the slightest, OOOOFFFFFF I'll be HEATEEEED. But lets not talk negative, because there is no way such a hyped up spot like that would be wack... right Krispy Kreme?

I'll let yall know how it issssss

Shocked?

Well here at AppleBeans we really care about safety, so let me start off by saying good thing no one got hurt. Ok with that being said why do we continue to let women drive? I mean time after time after fuckin time we see some bullshit on the road involving either a woman or an old person. When is Johnny Law going to understand, you must re test old people at the age of 65 and every 5yrs after, and for women, well I'll be generous and say every 2 yrs. Get tight at me if you want but facts are facts. I know PROBABLY a handful of women who can actually maneuver a motor vehicle. Deadass, look at these chicks, smiling and shit. They would think a car accident is funny. Dios mios..

How corny is this?

How tight must this chick be? Seriously, this has to be the most embarrassing shit ever... I mean ladies imagine driving by the motel 6 and see some shit like that... how the fuck is that even remotely romantic? haha I guess nothing says I love you more then proposing on a cheap hotel sign. At least sac up and do it at the Bellagio or something, not on some random exit on the highway. What a herbito..

Bum rapper...

Everyone in the world has that 1 or more rapper that is DOODOO but they think is nice... over the weekend I along with Drizzles and few others had this convo and now i propose it to you folks... whose the herb rapper that you fuck with? Personally my bum rapper is BOOSIE BAD AZZ!!! WIPE ME DOWN! I dont know how you can consider him a bum rapper but I guess some fools do, either way that dude is hillarious to me, from his voice to the shit he says, classic. I was on the fence about considering Jim Jones a bum rapper but for the sake of this discussion I rule him out.... so who is yours?!?!?

Thanks 4 Stopping By...

OK viewers we appreciate all the love ya showing us and we want ya to keep tuning in....yea the past few weeks have been kinda slow but don't think we forgot abt ya.....One thing we urge here at AppleBeans is not only viewing post but also commenting. I don't want to ask ya to comment on everything just shit you may like or leave a suggestion fuck it....We feel like the things we are posting are just going unseen and shit so start writing shit even it's a simple LOL or Good post.....so get a log-in be anonymous if you want but just leave a lil something something...


One other thing we're having a casting call for one, let me repeat ONE female to go in on their blog shit. We need to appeal to ladies too so we feel that a female blogger is needed to reach that fan base....There are no requirements you just have to be heartless and ruthless like the boys of AppleBeans....So resumes and applications can be sent to the comments section of this post if you're interested....The lucky lady will be picked come next Friday September 4th 2009. So get ur shit together and apply.

Who will it be?


Picking Out The Hat,
Mr. Drizzles A. Smith

Dat Dude of The Week (Week of August 24th)

Another week means another honor for that one human being who is doing their thing in the world....let's see who should it be????

This guy is the man and if you follow baseball you know he's been hot as of late and if you have ears and eyes you know the dude has a list of A++ chicks....He is a proven champion and always carries himself in a manner everyone looks up to....Enough of the pumping...this week's DDOW award goes to none other than Derek Jeter.




Dude is a G plain and simple. It's kinda difficult to disagree.


I'm Gone,
Drizzy Jeter

Bye bye chedder plax

Damn, Plax got waxed with a 2 yr jail sentence for pulling a chedder bob. I must admit, he deserves it. haha thats all.

Everyone Is Shedding The Fat

OK little update from the gaming world...Sony is about to release the new PS3 which is slimmer and more cost efficient than its predecessor. The new price tag is 300 cash with a 120 GB hard drive. It is planning on hitting stores the first week of September. It is visibly smaller and more affordable. Peep the video. And go here for more pics and shit.



Signing Off,
Drizzy

Everyone peep this ASAP

http://inside.nike.com/blogs/nikewomen-en_US/

THE FAM GOES HARD! This is our homegirl Sarina doing her motherfuckin thing... so check it out yall

Grandma is brolic

SHIIIIIIIIIIIT..... someone tell her to add weights on it! Then she'd be a real G! 85 and you cant do at least your age? Come on lady step it up...

Paulus to start at QB for Cuse.. NO SHIT

What were people surprised? Obviously this suck ass was going to start thats the only reason he came to Cuse. They top him off over in Cuse, it was a no brainer. Why did they wait so long to announce this shit. Better question is, WHO GIVES A FUCK. Unless they sign Jesus Christ at RB, and Moses at WR, we have a better chance beating the C team in pop warner then a big east game.

Click here if you give a fuck.

Cant say im surprised...

Favre is back... again... and again. Not going to talk much about it, but if the Vikings think grandpa pick 6 is the answer to their problems then they are in deep doodoo. Pass on Vick to sign Favre... yup makes sense!

P.S. GO FUCK YOURSELF BRETT

Where The Wild Things Are Trailer

My favorite book growing up.....I can't wait to see this, looks pretty cool. It's always hot when the things we grow up on come to some sort of reality....



Wild Child,
Drizzles

Dat Dude of The Week (Week of August 17th)

OK Dudes and dudettes....another week another award.....this week we had to give the award to the one man on this Earth that's faster than fast, speed demon, Mr. Where Did he Go?, strides reminiscing of a gazelle, the guy is just too quick to describe.....With no further or due Dat Dude of The Week for the week of August 17th goes to Sir Usain Bolt....It's like Papa P read my mind and posted the video below.



I just don't see how it is possible this guy continues to break his own record.....he is a beast....All I can say is WOW!!!! Dude is like a fucking real life Flash....nuts!!!


Swoosh,
Drewsain Bolt