Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of September 27th)

So we are at the end of September wtf is going on with time is it me or is that shit flying by? Alright just cuz time is moving at a rapid pace doesn't mean we stop doing our jobs over here at AppleBeans....So last week a lot of shit went down in the world that I do not have one clue about so this DDOW has nothing to do with anything kinda like his show(s)....this guy doesn't need any sort of introduction he is none other than Larry David...co-creator of a great show known as Seinfeld and also creator and star of his hit show Curb Your Enthusiasm....if you haven't seen either I suggest you watch because shit is hilarious.....So congrats Mr. David you are our lucky winner....and possibly the first Jewish man to win this award...









A Post About Nothing,
Drizzy Seinfeld

WHAT THE HAY?!

Theres a difference between something unique and something uniquely WEIRD.

What was she thinking when it crossed her mind to do this?

I just don't get it.

Confused,
itsMG

All Summer, I Was Drinking Water!

I absolutley love this Converse commercial, especially Kid Cudi.



I would love to hang with him some day.

Happy Thursday!!!

Peace and love,
itsMG

Dat Dude/Chick Of The Week...(Week of September 20th)

So this video has been circulated across the internet more than Kim Kardashian's bodacious buttcheeks, so it's only right to make this guy Dat Dude of The Week or is he Dat Chick of The Week? Whatever he's the recipient of this weeks award because his interview has to be one of the greatest things to happen to local news in its history plain and simple. So Mr. Antoine Dodson congratulations on being Dat Dude for the week of September 20th.





And if you haven't seen the videos here they are:






This shit has me crying how they made a song outta this nonsense....hilarious shit right here.

O and peep Ashy Larry's "Bed Intruder" Version:



Run Tell Dat Home Boy,
Bed Intruder Drizzy

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of September 13th)

So Hov and Eminem were in town this week and put on a great concert with the help of numerous friends. Tight I didn't get to go but hey fuck it there's always next time right? Maybe not but its worth a shot. So let's talk about the location of this historic concert, which happens to be my hometown. That's pretty funny....so yes you guessed it Dat Dude of The Week goes to none other than the city that never sleeps, or the city so nice they had to name it twice New York, New York.











I Love NY, Don't You?
Drew York City

Power Of The Smith Family

Now, the whole family is in the business doing something.

I really like Willow. She's very articulate and I think she's headed to a bright career. Will and Jada have some great reproductive cells and have produced some amazing children thus far.

I'm wit it!!!



Whipping my hair back and forth,
itsMG

Nothing But Family Love

UUFFFFFFF LMFAO. Talk about keeping it REAL. Besides the melon destroying that girls face, the funniest shit is how the sister could give a fuck less. Yea you got your dome ass raped by a watermelon... so what this the amazing race bitch get up! That shit dead ass looked like the JFK assassination. POW right in the kisser.... oh well, man up?

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of September 6th)

First week of September....cats are back in school now so the AppleBeans season starts now for those folks in class bored searching the net looking for a quick laugh in class....this is the place guys....so we had a strong summer of quality DDOW/DCOW's...so we have to keep that trend going..with football season days away how about we talk about them J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets!!!! and their beast of a coach Rex Ryan. This guy has changed this team around so quickly and has his guys talking the most shit while they have the best shot at winning the Super Bowl now that the best corner in the game is with the team....Mr. Darrelle Revis....so with the defense stacked and the offense stacked if Mark Sanchez becomes a great QB this year, look out AFC East and anyone else that challenges the Jets this year, this team is real....I'm no Jets fan but I have to admit the dudes are nice....So with no further or due Dat Dude of The Week for the first week of September '10...The New York Jets...

P.S. P I know you're gonna hate this post...fuck it.













Are You Ready 4 Some Football,
Drizz Namath

Hello Young World.....

I feel like I haven't been on here for a while just talking my shit.....I apologize for that to the 3 viewers we have now.....we need ya motherfuckers to come check us out like things used to be...with constant traffic and constant comments....even if you don't comment and just gaze would be enough but we're feeling neglected....we do this 4 ya out there because we love you and we would like to contribute to making your day at work go faster, or put a smile on your face, or even make you think twice about buying that chicken salad sandwich from your local store...what ever it may be here at AppleBeans we are dedicated to providing nothing but the best in entertainment, news, sports and everything else on this bad boy called the internet.....so come through and check us out, keep us going...


Much Appreciated,
Deprivation Drizzy

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of August 30th)

So this guy has ducked this coveted list for some time now......I honestly do not know how he's not dead with all the shit he does for a living....the man literally goes into the most nutso places known to man and manages to survive with ease.....With it being the end of the month he is not only Dat Dude of The Week, he is also Dat Dude of The Month....So Mr. Bear Grylls of Man vs. Wild fame please take this award and while you're at it make me a bed from the bark of a tree and two twigs......All the man knows is survival and he keeps it 100 by just going in.....









Gangsta Grylls,
Drizz vs. Wild

Boob Apron...

I Love Cleavage,
Drizzy

Dancer Getting It Innn - Monday Morning Laugh

Peace and love,

itsMG

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of August 23rd)

So this is sorta like the last week of August isn't it? Time to wrap up this whole leo themed month with someone who's face is synonymous with a lion well at least according to the thousands of shirts with his image on it....yea you guess it none other than Mr. Smoke-An-Ounce-Dolo himself....Bob Marley aka the Iron Lion with lungs of iron...(R.I.P.)...his music was great and he was an overall great person...not saying I knew the dude personally but you catch my drift.....so the DDOW for the week of August 23rd is Dat Dude Robert Nesta "Bob" Marley







I Hope You Like Jammin' Too,
Drizz Marley

And On The 9th Day He Created Traffic

Read This Right Chea....

Holy shit China is packed like luggage for a trip....how the hell does a traffic jam last 9 days? That is pure insanity.....these dudes must have left their cars there for a hot minute and came back and probably still didn't move an inch.....they need to build more land to house these guys 1.3 billion and counting.....

Brake Lights,
Drizzy-to-Drizzy Traffic

This Dude Is Going Straight HAM

Honestly the other day I picked up a yoyo and thought I was the shit because I could still walk the dog.... WELLLPP this guy pretty much shoved that yoyo up my ass and did some sort of trick while at it.... my man is going INNNNNN on the yoyoski.... respect it like a bears claw

"Mommy And Daddy Screamed Like A Girl"

I think I'm not helping the situation by posting this video. It has very quickly becoming viral on the world wide web. It's a little sad that this girl was exposed to this and her dad found the need to post it on the web. I can't help but to find a little humor in it though, because she, as all other children, was just telling the truth and calling it how she saw it.



Oh the innocence of being a child.

Peace and love,
itsMG

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of August 16th)

Another week at AppleBeans means another lucky person to be deemed as Dat Mofucka of the week....since we're in the month of the lion this week is a no brainer....king of the jungle....famous Disney character......since he can't wait to be king I'm gonna make a minor change to our coveted award.....so Dat King of The Week award goes to my boy Simba....it was fucked up what happened to ur pops but it made u a better man bro







Some bangers from the movie:





Hakuna Matata,
Drustafa

I Just Wanna Be Successful

This video right here, real talk.

You must want success as much as badly as you would like to breathe when you're drowning.

Watch the video.





Peace and love,
itsMG

Hmmmm... Whats He Going To Be Doing In 5 Years?

SLANGING ROCKS NIGGA!!! OOHH LEEDOOOOITTTTTTT!

Little Kid Gets Smooshed

This is my problem with little kids. See I dont feel bad at all for him, why arent you with your mom? Who told you to go run off and touch shit? Little man got smooshed like a fuckin bug, LMAO. Hahaha watching that shit makes me laugh everytime... lesson learned little guy. Now stop acting soft and walk it off...

GET IT POPPIN!

I ain't mad at you.... every squirrel needs his nut! I mean nuts! Nontheless these little bastids know how to get it poppin. Except for the one who keeps cock blocking... dude you got snuffed and hoped over a million times when are you going to get a clue? Unless he was a little gay.. then I guess its cool.

You Know What They Say. . .

"... the mind, is a terrible thing."

I laughed so much during this movie! Steve Carell plays his part so well and he's just one of my favorite comedic actors right now! Oh Barry, you are special.
Go watch it!! You know, when there is a will, there is.

(Insert laughing smiley here) LOL

Peace and love,
itsMG

Bitch Loves Chicken Nuggets Man....

You can read the details here....but basically the chick wanted some nuggets and didn't get them....Warning no audio but you can make up the dialogue it's fun that way....



When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong,
McDrizzy

Dat Chick Of The Week...(Week of August 9th)

So the second week of August is here which means the month is already over.....which also means we better take advantage of this summer weather while it lasts.....so go out and day drink on the weekends....trust me its fun being wasted by noon on a Saturday.....fuck you if you disagree....this is a perfect intro into DCOW for this week.....no one party's as hard as this chick....currently serving her time in prison for partying so fucking hard, none other than Lindsay Blohan....I mean Lohan...Hey LiLo I hope you bounce back b/c I wanna beat but I don't wanna smash a coke head that's super thin....fix yourself I'm begging you...











Mean Girls,
Drizzy Lohan

Mondays Are For The Birds...

THE END.

Kenny Powers Is Back....Well Almost

The AppleBeans boy is back.....Kenny Powers!!!! The folks over here love the guy and I think you should too. If you need to know Kenny Powers is from one of the greatest shows to grace television....Eastbound And Down...go cop season 1 and watch it before season 2 starts this September...but check the vid below to hold you down for a while....and this isn't even the quality shit Kenny Powers puts out....

Kenny Powers Gets Signed By K-Swiss - watch more funny videos

Calipornia,
K-Drizz

I Want To SMASH His Head!

OMGoodness I would have been extremely tight! I hope this crap isn't real. Ugh, that reporter - klutz, purely stupid.

itsMG

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of August 2nd)

First week of August....month of the Leo's. Summer almost over and motherfuckas gotta go back to school. Staying on that theme of school Dat Dude of The Week for the first week of August goes to my boy Ferris Bueller....You ask why did I pick him and not Matthew Broderick...well fuck Matthew Broderick....Ferris Bueller deserves this award plain and simple....





Peep the Bueller inspired dunks....






No Days Off,
Drizzy Bueller

Sick Mash Up....

Have to admit it got put on by my dude B Nasty or wateva he likes to be called.....Bryan Natty Light Hoe.....this video is crack and I'm about to go watch Up again....O and if you haven't seen Inception yet go do that or go jump off a cliff and face plant gravel at speeds of 90 mph.....



Sleep Tight,
Drizception

Sign Me Up!!!!!!!!

Yo peep this wild shit......



Your Weed Sucks My Friend,
Drizzajuana Critic

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of July 26th)

The end of July is already here.....Jesus Cristo time is flying......but that will not stopping me from giving someone props for the week....shit speaking of that I have forgotten my duties and haven't done a Dat Dude of The Month in forever. So this week is for both the week and month.....July has been a hot month for this guy because he has been everywhere and has dropped a hot album in the process....so with that being said DDOW & DDOM goes to my dude Ricky Rosay aka The Boss aka Rick Ross....o yea he survived that G-Unit beef....not many ppl can say they've done that but then again beefing with G-Unit nowadays is as pointless as beefing with Genghis Khan.....







Some shit to just blaze and blast....



For my dude P.....who is apparently MC Hammer now.....


Maybach Music,
Drizzy Ross

Artest Being Artest...

Did you see him OD? All just to get pegged like a herb. But if he had connected... oh man, it would've been a WRAP for homeboy. What's next Ron? Kickball? Badminton? Go sit down somewhere you fuckin asshole you ruined my summer.

Day And Night

No - it's not Kid Cudi, it's Pixar!

I'm so excited to see this on YouTube! I saw it before the ToyStory movie a few weeks back and thought it was so innovative.

GO PIXAR!

"Be Positive, Stay Negative"

Hmm - world without AIDS? It seems like we're moving there.

Vaginal gel to help protect women against AIDS? Read here for the article on this breakthrough.

I firmly believe there is already a cure out there somewhere. Unfortunately, us common folk are not privileged enough to know about it.

Peace and love,
itsMG

"Cuz You're Amazing - Just The Way You Are"

I hope you all like it just as much as I do.



Don't forget to follow me on Twitter >> @itsMG

Peace and love,
itsMG

Where Are The Skittles?

Yo this dude in the following video is on some heavy drugs....don't know what and I am afraid to know because I would like to try them just cuz I want to go rainbow watching.....Peep the vid....and the music video just laid on wax two days ago....





Double Rainbow,
Drizzy the Leprechaun

Dat Chick Of The Week...(Week of July 19th)

Hello world the kid Drizzy here just blessing you with my presence.....how you been? I've been good you know another year on this Earth a lil wiser.....as you can see I missed a week first ever might I add but the boy Papa P hooked me up and made me an honorary DDOW...good looks homie......so now I'm back on my job and I have a real looker this week. She is so fucking bad muy muy mal......If any of ya follow Entourage, shit even if you don't you would agree with the Certified Dime stamp I'm giving this shorty. She stars in Entourage as the beautiful Sloan, and you may have seen her in Don't Mess With The Zohan and some movie with Ursher baby.....don't know the name and I honestly don't care....but with no further or due I present to you Dat Chick Of The Week for the week of July 19th.....Emmanuelle Chriqui












Beauty Defined,
Drizzelle Chriqui

"Other Side" - Bruno Mars

You may know him for putting on the vocals in B.O.B's "Nothing on You" or on the tunes of "Billionaire" with Travis McCoy. Bruno Mars definitely has a great show to put on with his melodic voice, simple and sweet lyrics, and his Hawaiian swag. Not to mention he's also a music producer and has a beautiful Puerto Rican smile. =)

If you haven't already - check him out.

Peace,
itsMG

Steve Carell's "The Decision"

It's a fact that if you get anyone from the Anchorman cast to do anything, its going to be hilarious.

This My Friends.... Is Keeping It A 100

I like your style William. I like your style.