Stank ass? Use Aspray!

Well why the fuck didnt I think of this? All these years of spraying febreeze and glad after ripping ass I couldve just whipped out my aspray! I mean what the fuck does this shit smell like? What differentiates this from febreeze? axe? any of them shits? and what a fuckin commercial, since when do guys lock lips with another guys ass (7 sec mark)? The way this guy pumps it its like you dont even have to shower anymore, why bother when you can spray your private parts with aspray. Well America, now that we have found the cure for stank I think its safe to sit next to that fatass on the train and not have to worry about your nostrils rotting.... HURRAY for Aspray!