Farts And Trains

You know what is nasty? Walking behind a cropduster in the subway. I mean I'm not going to sit here and say that I don't let one rip here and there but gaddamn yo some people think the subway is a LEGIT toilet. Walking head down focused on just getting home, ready to go up the stairs then BANG WABOOM WAMMMMY WOWZERS followed by vomit, there is that 1 person ahead of you just going to work. Reason I blog this today is cuz yes, you guessed it, somebody had a meatball sub followed by some ice cream and chocolate chip cookies with some diarreah mixed in because this mothafucka was dropping BOMBS, im talking ATOMIC BOMB mothafucka. Unbearable. Fuckin cropdusters.