Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of April 5th)

OK this just in here at AppleBeans.....Albert Pujols is a fucking beast.....he is not a human he is in fact a machine.......wait you already know that you say? I'm glad because he started off his season in a nice fashion with 2 jacks.....he is currently on pace to hit 324 homer runs for the season. O if you can't tell by now he is Dat Dude of the Week for the first full week of April. It is so great to have baseball back in my life....how I missed thee. Anyway back to topic.....Albert you need to stop being humble and just disrespect cats in the NL even more and pimp all of your home runs and talk shit while rounding the bases because you and I both know how nice you truly are.....time to act like everyone is beneath you because they are.....









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