Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of September 27th)

So we are at the end of September wtf is going on with time is it me or is that shit flying by? Alright just cuz time is moving at a rapid pace doesn't mean we stop doing our jobs over here at AppleBeans....So last week a lot of shit went down in the world that I do not have one clue about so this DDOW has nothing to do with anything kinda like his show(s)....this guy doesn't need any sort of introduction he is none other than Larry David...co-creator of a great show known as Seinfeld and also creator and star of his hit show Curb Your Enthusiasm....if you haven't seen either I suggest you watch because shit is hilarious.....So congrats Mr. David you are our lucky winner....and possibly the first Jewish man to win this award...









A Post About Nothing,
Drizzy Seinfeld

WHAT THE HAY?!




Theres a difference between something unique and something uniquely WEIRD.

What was she thinking when it crossed her mind to do this?

I just don't get it.

Confused,
itsMG

Thursday, September 23, 2010

All Summer, I Was Drinking Water!

I absolutley love this Converse commercial, especially Kid Cudi.



I would love to hang with him some day.

Happy Thursday!!!

Peace and love,
itsMG

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Dat Dude/Chick Of The Week...(Week of September 20th)

So this video has been circulated across the internet more than Kim Kardashian's bodacious buttcheeks, so it's only right to make this guy Dat Dude of The Week or is he Dat Chick of The Week? Whatever he's the recipient of this weeks award because his interview has to be one of the greatest things to happen to local news in its history plain and simple. So Mr. Antoine Dodson congratulations on being Dat Dude for the week of September 20th.





And if you haven't seen the videos here they are:






This shit has me crying how they made a song outta this nonsense....hilarious shit right here.

O and peep Ashy Larry's "Bed Intruder" Version:



Run Tell Dat Home Boy,
Bed Intruder Drizzy

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of September 13th)

So Hov and Eminem were in town this week and put on a great concert with the help of numerous friends. Tight I didn't get to go but hey fuck it there's always next time right? Maybe not but its worth a shot. So let's talk about the location of this historic concert, which happens to be my hometown. That's pretty funny....so yes you guessed it Dat Dude of The Week goes to none other than the city that never sleeps, or the city so nice they had to name it twice New York, New York.











I Love NY, Don't You?
Drew York City

Friday, September 10, 2010

Power Of The Smith Family

Now, the whole family is in the business doing something.

I really like Willow. She's very articulate and I think she's headed to a bright career. Will and Jada have some great reproductive cells and have produced some amazing children thus far.

I'm wit it!!!



Whipping my hair back and forth,
itsMG

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Nothing But Family Love


UUFFFFFFF LMFAO. Talk about keeping it REAL. Besides the melon destroying that girls face, the funniest shit is how the sister could give a fuck less. Yea you got your dome ass raped by a watermelon... so what this the amazing race bitch get up! That shit dead ass looked like the JFK assassination. POW right in the kisser.... oh well, man up?

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of September 6th)

First week of September....cats are back in school now so the AppleBeans season starts now for those folks in class bored searching the net looking for a quick laugh in class....this is the place guys....so we had a strong summer of quality DDOW/DCOW's...so we have to keep that trend going..with football season days away how about we talk about them J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets!!!! and their beast of a coach Rex Ryan. This guy has changed this team around so quickly and has his guys talking the most shit while they have the best shot at winning the Super Bowl now that the best corner in the game is with the team....Mr. Darrelle Revis....so with the defense stacked and the offense stacked if Mark Sanchez becomes a great QB this year, look out AFC East and anyone else that challenges the Jets this year, this team is real....I'm no Jets fan but I have to admit the dudes are nice....So with no further or due Dat Dude of The Week for the first week of September '10...The New York Jets...

P.S. P I know you're gonna hate this post...fuck it.













Are You Ready 4 Some Football,
Drizz Namath

Hello Young World.....

I feel like I haven't been on here for a while just talking my shit.....I apologize for that to the 3 viewers we have now.....we need ya motherfuckers to come check us out like things used to be...with constant traffic and constant comments....even if you don't comment and just gaze would be enough but we're feeling neglected....we do this 4 ya out there because we love you and we would like to contribute to making your day at work go faster, or put a smile on your face, or even make you think twice about buying that chicken salad sandwich from your local store...what ever it may be here at AppleBeans we are dedicated to providing nothing but the best in entertainment, news, sports and everything else on this bad boy called the internet.....so come through and check us out, keep us going...


Much Appreciated,
Deprivation Drizzy

Friday, September 3, 2010

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of August 30th)

So this guy has ducked this coveted list for some time now......I honestly do not know how he's not dead with all the shit he does for a living....the man literally goes into the most nutso places known to man and manages to survive with ease.....With it being the end of the month he is not only Dat Dude of The Week, he is also Dat Dude of The Month....So Mr. Bear Grylls of Man vs. Wild fame please take this award and while you're at it make me a bed from the bark of a tree and two twigs......All the man knows is survival and he keeps it 100 by just going in.....









Gangsta Grylls,
Drizz vs. Wild