Thursday, July 23, 2009

10 reasons to hate the yankees right now

1. The FIRST page of Arods little black book IS wilt chamberlains list
2. Cody ransom is on the squad(we're so baller we lettin bums get on the roster so they dont have to buy tickets)
3. Joe Girardi will be on the playoff roster(sorry jose molina)
4. We cant beat the red sox for shit. and they still behind us(sorry nation)
5. WE HAVING A FUCKING BUTCHER!
6. Nick swisher has a mohawk
7. Billy crystal is on AAA scranton-wilkes barre
8. Marianos cutter is legally registered as a weapon in 4 states.
9. WE GOT BRIAN BRUNEY TALKIN SHIT!

and of course the best for last...

10. Derek Jeter is vinny chase in pinstripes (who does that make drama then? my vote goes for melky, i dunno why...)

8 comments:

  1. Cano has to be E and I say Berroa is Turtle cuz he's only good to drive dudes around....other than that the list is pretty solid bravo

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  2. O yea Cody Ransom can clear 60 inches off the vert btw....
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7XZX946hWI&feature

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  3. that lead will just go to nothing once we play again man.. we can always count on a W vs the boys in blue stripes

    i have spoken for the last on this nonsense... did i blog once (and i couldve for the entire duration of this blog) bout us makin you lick our grundles? no but now my friend... now we have ourselves a war... cahhk suckah

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  4. 11. They dont have Mark Buehrle pitching a perfect game. Let's blog about that. White Sox! Heyyyyyyy.

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  5. 12. Jenny u smell like a White Sox how abt that...worry abt the AL Central chump lol

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  6. 13. They dont play baseball in Malaysia what do you know Jenny S.K.A. Ming Li

    14. Who cares about sox period red or white! He better suck wise off today for that catch he made

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  7. Someone is hyped about that perfect game...LOL...yankees just had like 2 in two straight seasons...the hell with the white sox and red sox...sorry jenny!!!
    Yankees 2.5 ahead of Boston...what now papa p...

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