For The Haters!!!

I have to copy my man P and post some shit NBA related....I'm extrafabalabadociouly hyped to the 10th degree for this season...it should be fun to watch three beast run thru the league and that's only if they get the chemistry flowing which I believe they already have from their time together in the Olympics.....but anyway tonight is the night and here is my boy Lebron and his new commercial.....suck on it haters let the guy live...so what he left that city called Cleveland and so what he didn't go to the city you wanted him to....sports allow things like this to happen and we have to deal with it....anyway check the commercial and I hope the haters shut the fuck up after he wins 73 games and breeze to the finals and sweep the Lakers....yeah I beasted but hey its not beasting if I'm not involved:



Where Amazing Happens,
Commissioner Drizzid Stern

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of October 25th)

I know I was supposed to stick to the whole Halloween theme and maybe I still am because this week's DDOW would be an awesome costume....So election season is going down....basement....and if you have seen the some of the candidates out there you might think that you have a shot at becoming governor of any given state....in this case NY.....first off we have a blind dude in office and the only reason he is there is because the other governor got the boot because he was getting herpes at local brothels......any who there is this one candidate that stands out and it is because he is a karate master and his party is the first of its kind.....if they made a movie about this guy I'm pretty sure Sam Jackson would play him....check this YouTube clip of Dat Dude of The Week for the last week of October Mr. Jimmy McMillian.....go out and cop the costume!!!!







The Rent Is Too Damn High!
Drizzy McMillian

The BIGGER 3

Welp, the HEAT is on tonight (bahaha get it??) for the big three. Championship run #1 out of at least 5 begins tonight vs the good guys from Boston. So whats expected out of tonights game? Well Ill tell you Papa P's expectations for tonight:
1) Someone better have a triple double if not a quadriple double... dwade, bron, rondo.. I'm looking at yall
2) Bosh+Wade+Bron= > 80pts TOTAL. If that equations stands true then everyone is in deep shit
3) Celtics to not give a fuck about them... they from boston though so of course they gully
4) Chemistry.... the BIGGER 3 have only something ridiculous like 190seconds playing together(preseason injury to my boy wade). So if they can click early and often then it shouldnt be an issue.
5) Someone to suck it
6) ALOT of highlight plays, lets be real, how the fuck do you got potentially 6 future hall of famers on the court and not an absurd amount of highlight plays.... show me something mufuckers its opening night!

Hyped much? Shit I know I am.... Football and Basketball at the same time!?!??! Wifeys just about lost their grip on their mans, sorry we still love you though.

"Yeah 3X" - Chris Brown

We can all appreciate some great dance moves - plus, a wonderful beat to make any one want to get up, dance, and say "yeah, yeah, yeah!"

I think this new Chris Brown video is sooo 'effin on point!! I like the vibe, the scenery, and his wardrobe. His tight blue jeans, sweater, and white kicks are MJ-esque, but he pulls it off really well.

Everyone seems to love the little blanquito with his beautiful set of curls. =) "It's Chris Brown!"

Oh yea! This song and video gets me so hyped!!!

Please watch the video and enjoy! It's soo worth it!




Peace and love,
itsMG

Where the EFFF have I been????

Good question right!!?! Honestly I dont have a fuckin clue where I've been, I think I had a MEAN case of the lazy. Or maybe I was abducted by 13 UFOs and was chilling on Planet wheretheydothat at, or maybe I went to China and was chilling with that crazy ass president. I could've possibly went to Sierra Leone to search for them blood diamonds (SHHHEEEEDD DEEE BLOOOOOOD). Na real talk I been all around the world and would like to share my experience. Ight for real for real IT DOESNT MATTER where I been, all that matters is Papa P is in full fuckin affect and theres going to be fuckin fireworks like it was the 4th of JEWLIE. Lets get the blogggin BITCHESSSSS..... get ready for the noise...

Great Day

So today was a pretty cool day...woke up, went to work, checked the blog out and ended up giving away a iPod....shout outs to everyone who played thanks a ton and shout out to the winner @MConReplay....you can follow her if you would like.....this is the first contest the blog had and who knows what else is in store in the near future...we might get on some Oprah shit and give away a motherfucking car holla at us ...nah but keep coming thru and show us love....let your friends know that the gang over here at AppleBeans goes in, all the way in....love the support keep showing the love.


Blog Of The Century,
The Good Folks At AppleBeans

Willow = A Budding Star

Parents beware....your children may have severe neck pains after watching this video and imitate what's going on.....

First video down, next thing up album time...

This is for you MG....




Whip It Real Good,
Drizzow Smith

This Guy Needs A New Job....

No words just watch:



Back To You Guys,
Drizzles The Sports Reporter

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of October 18th)

So here we are another week closer to Halloween....what is everyone going to be? This year I feel like a bunch of people are either going to be Avatar characters, Jersey Shore characters and a classic costume for girls that will never get old sluts...anyway starting this week and for the next two weeks I'm dedicating this award to the theme of Halloween so kicking off this week's Halloween inspired DDOW/DCOW is none other than darkness in the flesh....there's no Halloween without the absent of light....so Mr. Wesley Snipes I know you're going through some shit and might even be in jail due to tax evasion....can't duck the IRS man that's one thing you can't do they always find you somehow someway.....











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Drizzly Snipes

Halloween Is Almost Here.....

So yea the day of the devil is almost here and I need some help picking out a costume....Any ideas????? I was thinking Pee Wee Herman....All I need is a grey suit which can later be used on formal occasions....what do you guys think about that one. If not I'm might be the Bed Intruder dude minus the homosexualness behind his character....

Let me know AppleBeaners....

Ghoul or Goblin,
Drizzyween

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of October 11th)

So Monday was Columbus Day....first off he will not be DDOW just cuz he's a piece of shit....he raped, pillaged, and murked one Native American too many. So with that being said the real Dudes and Dudettes of this week are the Native Americans who died for no reason...just so some guy can say he found some land that he had no business being on.....yo Chris get your compass fixed homie....









This popped up when I checked Google, if you ask me they look Mexican. Is that fucked up?



Nina, Pinta,y My Cousin Lupita,
Drizztopher Columbus

Jordan Heels... Really?

Someone please tell me there is not a single woman out there who would put these on her feet!



I know it's wishful thinking, but DAMN, these are ugly.

That is all.



Peace and love,
itsMG

EAT DA POO POO!!!!!

Ha this is how the fight against homosexuality in Africa is going.....



The funny thing is that the people are buying it..hahahah


Do You Eat The Poo Poo?
Drizzy

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of October 4th)

So this past weekend some little indie flick called Social Network came out based on the creation of some dumb website that no one uses called Facebook...have any of ya heard about this Facebook shit? Yeah that's what I thought why would anyone know about Facebook when you spend all your time on AppleBeans? Anyway this dude that created it is a rich ass motherfucker because of it! His net worth is in the billions and he dropped out of Harvard....which leads me to wonder is there a purpose for a college degree anymore? Anywho he just donated 100 million dollars to some bum fuck city in Jersey. First if I was giving away 100 mil it would not go to the state of Jersey even if I was the Governor and had the state tatted on my ass cheek....

I probably would give it to the country of Africa as a whole let them figure out who gets what amount, straight pull up in a chopper and drop that shit like it was food, but I'm no Mark Zuckerberg and I'm no Dude of the Week but he is....This is for that cool little invention code name Facebook...I'm on to your plot to help take over the world with Google bro you can't hide that shit from me....but here's your award and I would like to thank you for giving me something to do in my spare time in the form of stalking people through their photo albums and having random people ask to be my friend.....









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Drizzbook

Hip Hop History...

I must say, I really enjoyed watching this!

JT and Jimmy Fallon put on a good show and I liked their selection of music too. =)

Enjoy!



Peace,
itsMG