STERIODS!!!!

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THEM...OR THE PLAYERS THAT USE THEM...LET THEM ALL USE THEM IF THEY DO IT ISN'T AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE ANYMORE...CAN WE PLEASE MOVE ON FROM THIS LAME ASS TOPIC...AS FANS WE STRESS THE SHIT OUT MORE THAN THE PLAYERS THAT ARE NOT USING THEM AND SHOULD BE THE MOST UPSET...THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE LAST TIME I WILL COMMENT ON THIS TOPIC...I PROMISE...UNLESS DEREK JETER'S TEST COME OUT POSITIVE BECAUSE IF THAT IS SO THEN THE WORLD IS ENDING SO IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY...LOL

SORRY FOR WRITING THIS IS ALL CAPS I JUST NOTICED IT now...

RaNGE

Shady

Hey I personally feel like Em destroys Mariah here....but that's just me..

What do you think?



I understand she's an R&B artist but fuck it who ever Em has to diss so we can hear the Em we know and love so be it....just like here at AppleBeans no remorse, anyone can get it....ya digggg!!!!

Wild N' Out,
Slim Drizzy

Jesus Love

They really love Jesus I guess...

See more funny videos and Music Videos at Today's Big Thing.

Amen,
Drizzy

Good workout and educational!

Good workout. In 30 days guarenteed to make a dude cum faster then a speeding bullet. God bless America.

Papi and Manny

Go ahead and ask me if im shocked... we all knew Manny did em and to noones surprise so did his Dominican counterpart Big Papi. As a red sox fan Im very disappointed, but not surprised. Sooner or later it would come out... and in my opinion anybody that publically speaks out about steriods has a guilty conscience. Do I think our chips are tainted? Hell no because they didnt test for roids before so who the fuck knows what happened Pre-sterioid era, but I am highly upset and blame Dominicans for this. Why do you feel the need to cheat? Papi, Manny, A-roid, Tejada, the list continues.. Bad enough Papi is having a shitty season, this is all he needs to committ that... I would put him on a HIGH suicide alert starting now. I just hope Pujols isnt next...

So my friends from New York go on and say what you got to say.... I'm here to accept it like a man.. a sad sad man.

Just remember ill delete the shit out of this post if i feel... fuckers.

Sucks

What the fuck sucks more then packing? Go ahead name something....... ight shutup because i dont care. Seriously I wish I could just zap my shit from a to b instead of putting a bunch of bullshit in boxes just to take them right out in a matter of hours... there has to be an easier fuckin way... fuck a uhaul. Im staring at these boxes and yo the only thought I have is to kick the shit straight to the new spot. FUCK

maybe if i spent more time packing rather then being tight about I would be done quicker right?..... fuck you if you said yes... come pack this shit for me.

yeah im tight. so wat.

BYE

Wish I could do this at work..

Hmmmmm some recession... niggas struggling to find jobs while these dinks are trying to break world records.... useless ones at that.... once again, people never fail to amaze me. But can I really hate? I mean im sitting here talking like I wouldnt do some shit like that either....

Is this dude ok?

I mean what the fuck? Did he not watch the video? Does he not realize he has a girl shitting in a cup with a girl prepared to eat it as a tattoo? We are talking about poopoo here, #2, diarreah, SHIT.... and this clown burger has a tattoo of arguably the nastiest thing to hit the .com world? Yeah, let me go get a tattoo of R.Kelly pissing on a girl, that should be hot right? Fuckin people man, never disappoint me...

My President...

I honestly need to chill on all these fucking videos but this shit is too fucking funny....

Kinda old but never too late:



President Please,
Drizzles

I Like Turtles

Turtles be getting it in....




Now makes sense why the kid said this:



Ninja in a half shell,
Drizzatello

Fox News Is Lame...

Watch the video and check how they just try to tie shit together when its not true....


Watch this shit first:


Now check this:



Cesspool? Really?

Looks pretty calm and cool to me...

FUCK YOU FOX NEWS!!!!

Reporting daily,
Newscaster Drizzy

Fucked up shit..

Baby was cut from pregnant Worcester woman’s body - The Boston Globe

Posted using ShareThis

This is a disturbing ass story yo, Im sorry to post this so early but we try to cover everything at the applebeans. I dont think I will ever understand how one can actually take anothers life... who the fuck are you to kill someone? Especially like this? Prego? Come on dude what the fuck is really good... to cut the fetus out? Honestly disgusted right now... this type of shit dead ass has to stop.

love life.

Surprise Surprise...

Wont say much about this, yall know how I feel.... but its about fuckin time Brett, seriously thanks for making the good folks of Minnesota lives miserable. but honestly thanks for making the NFL a better league... with you gone we now can now enjoy a season of you fuckin someones fantasy team up... I will miss you forcing the New York Jets to miss the playoffs, and yes i said force because thats what it looked like when he threw the ball. Brett (2006-present) I will not miss you one bit.

P.S

Dont come back next season, dont even pick up a football. Teach your kid soccer or some shit.

P.P.S

Sorry Drizzles... thats just how it is.

Stank ass? Use Aspray!

Well why the fuck didnt I think of this? All these years of spraying febreeze and glad after ripping ass I couldve just whipped out my aspray! I mean what the fuck does this shit smell like? What differentiates this from febreeze? axe? any of them shits? and what a fuckin commercial, since when do guys lock lips with another guys ass (7 sec mark)? The way this guy pumps it its like you dont even have to shower anymore, why bother when you can spray your private parts with aspray. Well America, now that we have found the cure for stank I think its safe to sit next to that fatass on the train and not have to worry about your nostrils rotting.... HURRAY for Aspray!

Straight Craziness

This lady needs to be flogged to death for this cruel act....Texas folk are wild...

What is she a zombie???

Read about it

This is just some sick shit....Swords on a baby? Swords?

A new word for people that are crazy on a whole other level....OTTY!!!

The tiger didn't go crazy the tiger went Otty!!!

RIP to the baby didn't get to experience life cuz of a crazy ass mother.

Out,
Drizzy

Habitual Line Stepper..

OK this is just od I don't care what the guy did but there are lines some people just should not cross like seriously. A man's private parts should just be off limits to torture. Shit kill the guy but don't let him suffer that much our southern region is just too sensitive to take such pain....

Read the story here....

This is where keeping it real goes wrong.


Ouch,
Drizzles

For The Females Out There...

Dear all the beautiful women out there following this blog....

I just would like to thank you for your dedication and I do not want you to think we don't post shit on here 4 ya...women follow sports too don't ya? I just want to say that we'll post some shit on here in favor of ya cuz without ya we would be nothing so please continue to check us out on a daily basis and continue to leave ur comments on how ya feel on the shit we post....so with that being said let's get back to our daily routine and making the world laugh cry and think.

P.S.
To all the guys out there following along I would like to thank ya too!

1 Love,
Dizzy The Ladies Man

I Want Them On My Squad

This is another version of women with pads on....

See more funny videos and Sports Videos at Today's Big Thing.

Hut Hut,
Drizzy

Grandparents...

Hey with a grandmother like this I would take her everywhere just to handle my shit....

See more funny videos and TBT Videos at Today's Big Thing.

Ballshit,
Drizzles

Y2J and Shaq

Shiiitt

Gaddamnnnn ask for a lil heat and you get fuckin torched.... It is fuckin hot.. im literally sweating my grundle off and shit is not cool (haha get it)... well hope you all enjoy this fuckin heat!!

Insane!!!

2nd Largest Aquarium Tank in the World!!

Kuroshio Sea - 2nd largest aquarium tank in the world - (song is Please don't go by Barcelona) from Jon Rawlinson on Vimeo.

Let's Talk About Sex Baby...

OK let's spark a quick debate....

Why do people front like sex is not part of life? I personally believe everyone thinks about sex at least 16 hours a day out of a possible 24 hours. I don't care who you are even the motherfucking Pope thinks about how much sex he wish he can have at the moment. Animals, insects, the handicap, the old, the young. I feel if you have experienced it in your life or even witnessed it on television you must think about it.....ladies especially. You girls out there say you think like guys well if that's the case you think about sex on the reg....shit I thought about sex and I said fuck it imma let the whole world know how I feel. I wish all the females of the world stop acting like you don't get down when you do like seriously come on...girls want dick from time to time like a guy wants to penetrate a vag all the time ya digggg....so ladies stop fronting and guys just do it...you only live once so might as well fuck till the day you die. It's not a crime so (unless it's in public which is fun to do) might as well just do it like Nike. Don't be ashamed of sex it's the reason why you're on God's GreenHouse. Please ppl of the blog world let me know how you feel abt this...

P.S. If you are going to fuck don't forget to do it safely. This has been a public service announcement from the good folks at AppleBeans Inc.

Fornicate.Until.Cumming.Kills You,
Drizz in Your Pants

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of July 27th)

Let's see who shall it be this week....

-The first Black President
-Dude is chill as fuck
-All around a smooth dude (yes homo)

There's not much to say, he's the man..

May I present to you for the final week of July Dat Dude of the Week:

Barack H. Obama



plus he used to burn wouldn't be surprised if he still did...


My Lambo is Blue,
Drizzack Obama

Happy Monday

Well once again it is the worst day of the week....yea we're on the same wavelength, Monday. Why the fuck is Monday so bad no matter what its just a horrible day. I hope my kids aren't born on a Monday...it's ridiculous how bad this day sucks...whatever I guess we need it to get to Saturday right? Well fuck it gotta roll with the punches and fly in the wind towards the top....I guess without Monday we wouldn't have another week of greatness called AppleBeans ahead of us would we...on that note let's get this week started on a good note and I hope all of you fuckers out there following along have a great week and make sure you stay tuned here at AppleBeans.

Love ya cruel world,
Drizzleton

Who misses homework????

HAHAHAHAAH not me!!!! Who misses studying for tests?? Writing paper??? Group projects??? BOOOOFF that shit! Ill tell you what, thats one thing about college that I will never EVER miss! Looking back on what I couldve done with the time i spent studying compared to what I do now after work.. ha you can go fuck yourself education. So big ups to those of you who went above and beyond into grad school... idk how the fuck you dont want to commit that right now but im sure itll pay off at the end of the day... just not my day sucka

Church partyy!!!

No need for words lolol.... just Praise the Lord!

lmao black people

hahahaa i thought it was funny

This is how my wedding will be..

ha except it wont be to this bum ass song.... but I could def see me and my niggas poppin off at a wedding like this..stunna shades on and shit HA i fuckin DIG IT

Mr. Cool

So Mr. Cool man microsoft decided to remove himself from facebook because he had "too many friends." haahah you know I feel him.. Shit why would you want 10,000 people as your friend on facebook? Thats OD status updates and shit that you dont need in your feed. At first I was like who the fuck does he think he is.. too cool for the book, then im like na fuck that if i was using benjamins as napkins and shit i wouldnt want 24254352million people adding me either... so do your thing William ballin ass Gates..

"Money cant buy happiness"

BULLSHIT. Honestly hearing that saying pisses me off. How the fuck can you HONESTLY say money cant buy happiness? Want to know what kind of things make me happy? Food, cars, a roof over my head, games, sneakers, clothes... all things that you need money for, could i really live without those things? FUCK no. So how doesnt money buy happiness?!? and the other stupid saying, "id rather be poor and happy then rich and unhappy" fuck you you would. Seriously lick a dick with that bullshit on top. Im not having that... no way, no how. If you cant find that significant other to make you happy then fuck it... buy him/her, thats the power of cash kid... I know how it is to not have money and I've had a wonderful girl with me.. and guess what? I wasnt happy... fuck no I wasnt I was type heated... maybe if they said "money cant maintain happiness" I wouldnt be so tight but go chew on rocks with that cant buy happiness shit...

New Musica

Some Hov and Ye to ride out to on this wonderful Friday.....

Hope you enjoy:



The Roc is in the building,
Drizllionaire

Lebron went to the moon...SO WAT?

This is what I don't understand with America... twice now a SUPERSTAR athlete has admitted to smoking blunts, and look at them now! 1 won like 6784 GOLD medal at the OLYMPICS!! and the other was league mvp and arguably the best player in the league... so i ask you America, why do you keep criticizing the ganja?? If Phelps can take rips out the bong and still smoke niggas on the backstroke (pause) then what the fuck is wrong with it? If bron was burning in HS how do we know thats not how he REALLY became a beast? are we scientist? no.. It still makes no sense how cigarettes are legal and weed isn't... people DIE from cigarettes... not from the greenery.. bullshit ass backwards country... I cant wait till Peyton Manning said him and Eli burned before the giants won the super bowl.... then I would FINALLY understand how the patriots lost...

Freeballin Friday... Part II

I wont front, Fridays give me wood (unless i have to work sat then im softer then a babys ass). Nothing feels better then falling back from work knowing that you can sleep od the next day. So everyone go out tonight smoke a blunt, drink a drank, lick a cock if your into that shit and tell your mothers sisters daughter about the blog... shit tell her to tell her friends cousin... and he can tell his teacher...

au revoir

Tim Tebow The Man?

OK I'm not sure if you heard but Tim Tebow (pictured left) is some hot shot QB at The University of Florida....He has a decent arm and if he doesn't beat you with his arm he'll run over you...dude works out almost everyday for some apparent reason and he's like the man on campus....but check this not only has he helped Florida win two National Titles in the past three years he is also a VIRGIN.....say word?!?!?

WORD....dude takes Christianity to a whole new level....I can't see how you're the biggest star at your school pussy must be in his face every second but nah he turns it down....I can't believe it but hey at least his future wife will know homeboy can be faithful....plus the girl in the pic above is wifey...how is he saying no to sex when she has tits like that lesssbehonnestt....I hope he is at least sucking on them shits from time to time...sheesh

Read the article if you don't believe..

Devirginized,
Drizzles

Slap Chop!!!!

I know we all seen the shamwow guy in the slap chop commercial...but peep this version I saw on tv I bet you aint see this!!!!!! Enjoy!



Rapping it Up,
MaRvElOuS cOnTrOvErSy S.K.A. Slappy McNasty

Boooo.....

It's so funny what ppl do when they're scared lmmfdo........

Watch & enjoy:




Scared Straight,
The Ghost of Drizzy Past

FreeEee BallIinnn!!!!

Now I know today aint friday but its sure close enuff and I am celebrating by FREEE BALLLIN!!!!!! Actually I had to do laundry cuz I had no draws and decided to free balllll. Not that bad I must say my laundry has been done for hours now and I still don't want put any on! Juss thought i'd recommend it to all who have never tried it! *warning* Free ballin with jeans may cause chaffing and unbearable sweat itchy balls....

Ballin Out,
MaRvElOuS cOnTrOvErSy S.K.A. Ballz JoHnSon Dancer

Can I scratch my nuts please?

all he wanted to do was scratch his nuts.... damn pigs

One of my fav videos!!!

You guys may think Ima jerk but this video till this day still has me laughing ODDDDDDDD LMFDO



JumpiN ouT da WindoW wit This One,
MaRvElOuS cOnTrOvErSy S.K.A. SeaAt Belt WeArer

Someone Escaped The Mental Institution...Woops!!!

Fuck The Police!!!


Crazy motherfucker eats tazers for breakfast lunch and dinner and sometimes holidays.


Insane in the membrane,
Drizzy

10 reasons to hate the yankees right now

1. The FIRST page of Arods little black book IS wilt chamberlains list
2. Cody ransom is on the squad(we're so baller we lettin bums get on the roster so they dont have to buy tickets)
3. Joe Girardi will be on the playoff roster(sorry jose molina)
4. We cant beat the red sox for shit. and they still behind us(sorry nation)
5. WE HAVING A FUCKING BUTCHER!
6. Nick swisher has a mohawk
7. Billy crystal is on AAA scranton-wilkes barre
8. Marianos cutter is legally registered as a weapon in 4 states.
9. WE GOT BRIAN BRUNEY TALKIN SHIT!

and of course the best for last...

10. Derek Jeter is vinny chase in pinstripes (who does that make drama then? my vote goes for melky, i dunno why...)

Paper or Plastic?

Summer is still kickin, but autumn is on the horizon. Well LRG is dropping some clean accessories and I'm especially feeling the bags they have on tap. Like i been explaining to Drizzy messenger bags are definitely in so get ready to ditch your northface. (btw you did look like the black Peter Parker when you tried mine on...). Heres a link to the lookbook for the rest of the lineup, I'm sure you can get your metro on with some of this shit, so squeeze on them skinny jeans and get ready to sip a margarita.

My Next Whip

yep, your boy seth rogen is the green hornet. im still not sure why that chick from entourage piped but whatever. anyways heres the whip. Green hornet always rolled around in style, but his shit was always functional. Im not sure who in their right mind thought this fool would be a good superhero for a movie, but whatever. I did also think heath ledger was miscast as the joker but i think he did an ok job at that...

{voice of guy who does movie previews and has been clearly smoking since age 7} catch this ride in a hood near you july 7th 2010 {voice of guy who does movie previews and has been clearly smoking since age 7}

Just Wondering?

Just Wondering uhh can anyone tell me whose on top of the AL east? I forget everyday to check and follow the mlb so if anyone could help that would be wonderrrfulll

3 strike Im out,
MaRvElOuS cOnTrOvErSy S.K.A. Poodle Jeter

Maybach Music 2.5

Fab goes in once again..

Put your ears to the speakers!!



Chillin in my Maybach,
Drizzles

Top NBA PLays for '09!

So here's a video made of the top plays from 2009...I personally don't agree with all of them but they are still pretty hot. YOu know i'm feeling number 1 hahaha Enjoy!




SiGning Off,
MaRvElOuS cOnTrOvErSy S.K.A. #1 Witness

TesT youR aWareNess!!!

Some of you, if not all have probably seen this, but i'd thought i'd post it anyway lets see if you guys are focused or not!



AlWaYs AwAre,
MaRvElOuS cOnTrOvErSy S.K.A. HeX QuIx

Buzz Aldrin Straight G

The second man to land on the moon just went in on some conspiracy theorist just watch as he shifts dudes face a little bit.....something light




To Infinity & Beyond
Drizzy

Dat Dude Of The Millennium

OK here at AppleBeans we have yet to pay respect to one of the greatest to ever grace the stage and its been long overdue....Michael Joseph Jackson!!!!

This guy single handily dominated music (with some help from his brothers). 3+ decades, 3+ motherfucking decades this guy made music everyone can enjoy while dominating the charts like none other.....No matter wat has been said in the media this guy was the man. Hate him or love him...black white silver or bronze this guy did work and that's the honest truth.....Fuck the critics I can say I grew up on his music and I can say that his death was a big blow to me and he will be missed by me and millions of others....With that being said here is hands down one of the greatest videos of all time that's just my opinion....Pay attention to the importance of detail on every single dance move in this video.




His accolades are too much to mention so I won't get into all that jive but the point is that he is the fucking man in life and death...But I will mention one thing out of all music sold 1/3 of it was Mikes...

I just want to say Mike you will be missed and no one can ever do what you did and thank you for everything you've done for music and the impact you had on my life as well as others. I think its safe to say Mike is Dat Dude of the Millennium....yes I said MILLENNIUM...(might as well get the award from us he also has TWO Artist of the Millennium Awards) name someone else that can challenge the title!!!!

I'm Here!!! ;)

Just a really quick shout to my blog members: MaRvElOuS cOnTrOvErSy, jou+E=me, papa p, and Drizzles.

As you all know I have a lot to say...LOL...so with that said, let's do this and have fun!!!

To MaRvElOuS cOnTrOvErSy:
We gonna stop all that Kobe hate or its gonna get ugly!!! :0 LOL

Futbol

I dont care what anyone says.... soccer is a hot ass sport... its only downfall is that them niggas is SUPER UBER DUBER soft. Shit gets tighter then a virgins special spot. Dudes be bumping into each other and dropping like flies, and they wonder why soccer dont get that much respect over in the U.S.... well its because we go HARD, hence why football is #1. Dudes get elbowed in the chest and somehow their ankle is hurt? How did you manage that? I say this because im watchin this milan game and yo its just fuckin retarded how soft they are... pure example why europeans are soft like a cotton.. except for my nigga tikky takka king (C. Ronaldo)... he the truth

KoBeThe Human Highlight!!!!!!!1

Welll actually he's the one being victimized in all these clips, but seen how we all hate him and I hope astranoel sees this i thought i'd share many a clip of his misfortunes!!!!!! ENJOY!

Au Revoir,
MaRvElOuS cOnTrOvErSy S.K.A. HoOvEr DiRt Bag

Everyone gets it!!!!!!

Since we wanna post nonsense about King James getting dunked on lets take a look at this little clip:

or this:


It happens kid!

Outty,
MaRvElOuS cOnTrOvErSy S.K.A. DuNkArOo LoVeR

Lebron gettin yammed on by a young'n

Good looks to my son Prince on the clip.... hahahahhaha lebron is a herb!


http://ebaumnation.com/2009/07/22/jordan-crawford-dunks-on-lebron-james

Classic lmao

What's It Gonna Be? from Mike O'Connell

hahahaahha man if you dont laugh then go fuck a polar bear in the blizzard cuz this shit is hillarious

Where is he?

Whats good with my man Dave? Like i know the homie went loco and shit but yo, did you not realize how much guap you made? or how fuckin funny you were? Did someone not tell you that you made me laugh? out loud? rolling on the floor? Another fuckin disappointment yo... whats next.. Dwade going to the knicks? I might as well commit that if that ever occured....

HARLEM

I'm feeling this joint just cuz it takes me back when Killa Cam and Ma$e were doing there thing TOGETHER...I fucks with this shit right here let me know how u feel....





Harlemmmm!!!
Drizzles

Lost

So I don't know wat to talk abt today so world I am opening up the blog to you plz send your recommendations to me...I will prolly tell you to fuck off and let me think on my own maybe cuz I'm bipolar but hey its worth a try.....so comment your thoughts here and hope for the best....Like the line in Pineapple Express goes....

"Time To Suck Today's Dick"


Feeling good, feeling great

Drizzles

Where did he go? For real..

Seriously where the fuck is this Weezy? Fuck it gets me tight how wack he has become.. its disappointing.. its like watching your son pick up a tennis racket instead of a basketball... smh anyways enjoy this lil wayne goodie

Want to know how im feeling?

Splendifirous.... Dont have much to blog about today, sorry fuckers. But I see the rest of the gang held it down today so papa P can fall back and chill.... booyakasha much respect to apple-beans!

WAN AN niggas!

Return of MarVeLoUs!!!!!!

You see that man on the left knocking out the lighter brother? Thats Marvin "MaRvElOuS" Hagler...the reason I am and shall forever be known as the MaRvElOuS one...What I gott say is whoever has the heart to see this man and myself in fight night round 4 for xbox 360 please get online and challenge a kid by the name of SiMpLyPiMpIn176...hes pretty mucha beast.... yup i get it in so kids come try and earn your purple heart for effort and see me cuz i will not lose!!MARVELOUSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

None Other than,
MaRvElOuS cOnTrOvErSy S.K.A. LiGhTs OuT!!!

Yankee Stadium 2

Derek Jeter is currently making a new baseball cathedral called his mansion down in Tampa.

See the pics here

The house is kinda beast it looks like 3 different houses.


He got that Yankee dough.


I'm Gone
Drizzles

Drake Spoof

This dude Affion Crockett always has to go in....

Actual:


Spoof:



Drizzy

The Strip Club Footage of Adam "Pacman" Jones

Some disturbing shit right here....

See more funny videos and Sports Videos at Today's Big Thing.

Game Over,
Drizzy

RAAAAAAAANDY!!!! (Randy With 8 A's)

This dude Aziz Ansari is one funny motherfucker....

Raaaaaaaandy - Part 1 (Funny People) from Aziz Ansari

&

Raaaaaaaandy - Part 2 (Funny People) from Aziz Ansari

Go peep that Funny People movie next friday....looks like a laugher


Laughing My Dick Off
(LMDO),
Drizzles

Make Her Say

New Kid Cudi Video Featuring Kanye West & Common....


Enjoy!!

Kid Cudi - New Music - More Music Videos

Poke Her Face,
Drizz

Do You Feel For Him?

I think its long over due...

How do you feel?




Can you still rock to Breezy after this or will he fall into a cave somewhere off the coast of Madagascar?

P.S.
Don't make it so obvious that you're reading off a card kid come from the heart man, the heart.

Run it Run it,
Drizzles

Are timbos making a return?

Recent photos of kanye and weezy. rockin timbs...in 2009...

are they making a comeback? are we done with the acgs? is it cool to wear them in the summer? must they be right out the box? will it last into 2010?

I dont wanna cop some now and then all of a sudden weezy and yeezy stop rockin em!

your thoughts...

Loso ft. Drizzy Throw It In The Bag Remix

Let me know what you think...

Happy Tuesday

First off I would like to welcome home Poodle aka Marvelous aka Too many AKA's.....We missed you and you can never go for a walk alone again....Second Happy Motherfucking Tuesday World....Yea its only Tuesday wooptie fucking doo....on a positive note I will be giving out 1 gazillion badillion pesos(thats like 100 American Dollars) in the form of blog post so world prep urself for the funniest shit on the net and the rudest crudest realest guys out there...if you don't like wat we say fuck off and go to one of those punk ass blogs that gossip abt ppl all day we aint here for that riff raff.....have a nice day ladies and gents....follow us daily!!!!

I Love You World,
Drizzles The Great

20 mother fuccin 12!!!

Sooo there is a lot of speculation about this year and how something cataclysmal is going to occur. The mayan calendar ends here and manny a mannny predictions have been developed and discovered as to this year specifically December 21 of this year being our doomsday. Personally, I dont know what to think and am not thinking about it too much. I don't doubt that we are gonna be wiped off this earth but thinking about it in depth is going to drive us insane so I rather just live it out. There are so many theories ranging from polar reversals, alien visitors, nuclear war, to a drastic mutation/period of evolution. I personally think it would be cool if the strongest of us (Darwin'stheory) grew wings and turned into dragons and unicorns once again (I say once again because they existed once upon a time!). My question to you is do you believe and if so why? And what do you think will happen? Personally I believe some crazy outta sight shit is going to occur and the only way to even begin to fathom it would to be on a double acid trip while smoking the sweetest of sweet and eating mushrooms. I'd love your input ppl!

Alll thisss rain!!!!!!!

I juss want to know if anyone know where I can get a harpoon like my boy Kevin Costner here. Because at this point the way its been raining all "summer" we are going to end up in a waterworld as well. Seriously tho I thought global warming meant exactly that, the earth gets warmer. I understand rain is a mechanism for the earth to cool itself down but it never even got hot to need cooling!!!! Like is summer ever going to get here? Can you guys tell me 3 days when it reached 90+? Shit is pretty whack and getting out of hand so what I say is lets build a giant ark now before shit hits the fan!!

Yours Truly,
MaRvElOuS cOnTrOvErSy S.K.A. EvIl WaYs

WTF is with KoBE?!

WTF is really going on with this guy?! First he goes around kissing other men...then forces himself on women in colorado...then the mother fucker aint old enuff to tie a tie? Not to mention the guys a herb and gets jabbed up like a baby and does nothing in return...Like for real this is the guy that people worship and won a chip?! Bah i say to him he needs to tie a rope to a rock nah fuck it a boulder...tie the other end to his penis...stand on top of the golden gate bridge and toss that rock the fuck off!!! This guy is despicable and as dastardly as they come!!!


Love,
MaRvElOuS cOnTrOvErSy S.K.A. KitTy KiLlEr

RetuRn of Po0Dle!

Hey there its ya boy MaRvElOuS cOnTrOvErSy...some of u guys may know me as poodle others as king of the meat market...either way I have returned. I was cruising the world on my many poodle missions looking for the best objects/people/things to hump. Here are 2 pictures of my best endeavors hope you guys enjoy.

Sincerely,

MaRvElOuS cOnTrOvErSy...S.K.A. the Worst Guy EVER!!!

Michael ViCk iS FrEe!!!!!!!

Ma main man MichAel ViCk is free today from federal custody and can now lobby to enter the NFL once again. It is def. PARTY TIMMMEEE!!!!!!!!!! This guy had a one of the sickest arms and not to mention pair of running legs ever seen in this WORLD!!! I would love to see Mike back on the field scrambling on defenses and throwing shotgun bullet passes into receivers open arms. Mannnnn I say the man has done his time (Which is fucking nonsense 2 years for dog fighting WTF?) let him shine!!!! Mike if your out there i got your back and would love to see you making fools of these people on the field!!!!!!!! Michael Vick...WHAT DOG?!?! So Mike put on your fiesta hat and let the good times roll!!!!! Mike Vick Superbowl MVP 2009-2010!!!!!!!!

WoMeN's SexuAl pReFerenceS

Ok everybody its ya boy MaRvElOuS cOnTrOvErSy I kno I been missing for a while but I had a couple dog catchers to fight off and immigration cases to beat but im BACK!!! Me and Papa P interviewed hundreds upon hundreds of women (*Pshh* *Pshh* - Pumping Sounds) in order find out if they could only have sex in one position for the REST OF THEIR LIVES, what would that position be? At first, many didn't take us seriously but upon explaining we are doing real research for a report and book (Title in Progress) they complied and we received very valid results. The Posted chart is a numerical representation of the top positions as well as their respectable percentage of women who prefer. Also included is a hand drawn illustration by yours truly (I'm a natural Picasso) of each position. Thank you and enjoy!!!...P.S. feel free to add your own favorite or speak on it!

Signing Off,
MaRvElOuS cOnTrOvErSy S.k.a. Po0dlE 0odLe S.K.A. InSpEcTaH hEcTah

Hello Hello Hello...

WTF is Metro PCS...They're pumping their phones cuz all you do is pay $40 a month but they prolly have the worst phones in the world....I'm not gonna front I like their lil commercials they're cute clap clap clap....but at the end of the day can they really keep up with the big dogs of the cell phone game....METRO PCS don't get hyped cuz ur shit is weak...SHITS WEAK!!! I just had to say something cuz they fools trying to take over....if they do my hats off to them congrats Metro PCS but until then ya are just some bums trying to step in the game and offer some obsurd plan where ppl can talk and text for all they want...its false I say false!!!



Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye,
Drizzy PCS

Work Work Work

WTF is a Monday.....I really feel like Monday should be our Sunday that way we can have three day weekends at all times....This Monday shit is lame for real....fuck the Mayans or Aztecs for inventing the calendar and giving us 7 days per week and whoever decided that a weekend only consists of 2 days should be assassinated ASAP, yea I know they're prolly dead already but get them revived and give 20 ppl a hand gun and allow them to shoot him/her once in the fucking face and then blow up their body with hand grenades....US government plz make the weekend a lil longer and make more national holidays so we can have more time off....like look at February the only holiday is Valentine's Day and we have to be in love that day while at work...wassup with that?!?!?!....give us some time off and ppl won't go postal and shit....and hey might as well make flag day to lame day its pointless what are we supposed to do that day wave a fucking flag, is that the actual day Betsy Smith sewed the first flag or should I say her slave did that shit for her and she took all the credit. Fuck days of the week they are stupid cuz there's no personal time in there unless ur a drug dealer or a prostitute. Hey P I know you made a similar post but I needed to vent kid.

I'm Gone,
The Anger of Drizz

Kinda OD (NSFW)

Commercials are always better outside the US...wassup with that?!?!?!

Grant Hill drinks Sprite

Quench Your Thirst,
Drizzles

Unfortunately it's no longer on YouTube so check it here:
http://perezhilton.com/2009-07-21-exclusive-banned-sprite-commercial-director-speaks

DDOW (Week of July 20th)

Kanye West

This dude is consistently doing his thang thang so he has to get the nod for Dude of the Week.

He has his own sneaker with Nike which are hot fiya..plus they glow in the dark which is even sicker...he also has his own line of shoes with Louis Vuitton which are pretty decent if you're into that type of shit.

He's a musical genius I must add making hot beats and spitting shit most rappers are scared to even think. Also made an entire album with autotune which wasn't half bad.


With that being said may I present to you Dat Dude of the Week Mr. Kanye West....




Flashing...Lights,
Drizzy West

Crazy Strength

Wowoweewahh this dude is dumb strong.... only one explaination for this... steroids.... shit its hard to get out the pool after swimming for dumb long with a ladder... jumping off the vert out the pool? fuck outta here... whats this dude gandalf?

$100 reward

If you can find my other blogger.... please he is a poodle... he humps... talks... drinks alot... if you find him please return him to us at AppleBeans... thanks

Poor Erin Andrews

Welllll for those of you that dont know what happened.... someone recorded her (Erin Andrews a reporter for ESPN) naked in her hotel room through a peephole and leaked the tapes on the net... im not going to front like I aint watch it because of course I did... did I enjoy it? maybe... maybe not.. maybe go fuck yourself (haahha im funny)... but in all seriousness that shit is pretty low ballish... I mean if she aint let you rock it then my man im sorry... no need to hide and record her... and if you did at least keep it to yourself so you dont embarrass homegirl... now I know that she od feeling herself because she was straight grillin her tits and her ass.... I feel bad... at least ESPN snatched most (there was like 7 clips) off the net...... bastidds

Lmao

hhahahhahahaha yo this is dumb funny hahaha im watching this shit now and w/e the fuck roflmaololoha means... thats what the fuck im doing!

I Want A Pool

Just cuz I like to see ppl do crazy shit....

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NJ police say burglar returned to apologize

NJ police say burglar returned to apologize

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What a fucking geek yo... for real like what a loser.. if you going to steal then motherfucker steal at a 100%.. fuck it 110%... dont go back on some pansy shit and apologize... what type of robber are you?

Enough is fuckin enough!

Sick and tired of this selfish cunt and his im retiring no no no wait im coming back, uhhh wait wait I think ill retire BULLSHIT... get over yourself you old piece of shit and sit your ass home in mississippi and make those damn wrangler commercials... FUCK

ps. thanks for losing that last game to miami last year... dick.. how many intos did he throw? probably more then he completed

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of July 13th)

I'm a tad bit late this week with DDOW (Dat Dude of the Week for all u short bus riders), but here he is....


My Boy Johnny Depp,

This guy is legitimately the shit...First off he was on 21 Jump Street, prolly did some coke in between that time and one of his first films Edward Scissorhands, shit who didn't do coke back in the late 80's early 90's.....from there he did little shit here and there and then he od'd with three hot ass movies better known as the Pirates of the Caribbean series. Not to mention he just went up against one of if not the sickest movie of the year in Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen and did numbers (go see Public Enemies if you haven't)....on top of that he was out celebrating right before the premiere and left a $4000 tip to a fucking waiter on top of a $4000+ bill that him and his friends had....a $4000 tip man that's nuts...I can't say much but this guy is the motherfucking man


O yea watch out for that Alice in Wonderland....Ur boy is the mad hatter it looks sick!

Ahoy,
Drizzy Jack Sparrow

FUCK THE MTA!!!!

To add to my boy P's post....I fucking hate the public transportation system in NYC.....First off it feels like I am putting a down payment on life just to commute to work everyday and thats just for one month. $89....89 fucking bills.....y the fuck is that shit so much money right now its not like the service is worth it....these a holes of the MTA just do shit as they please stopping trains with no traffic in front of them let me guess a rat is crossing the tracks so you have to stop in between stations....and then the stations are disgusting fucking bugs and wildlife underground can't touch a damn thing feels like I'm walking into the origin of the swine flu....wat they need to do is put some fucking TV's on the trains maybe one side of the train show ESPN for the dudes and the other side shows Twilight or Lifetime whatever girls watch nowadays and give away a few drinks along the ride maybe even a hand job or two....if this was the case I would love to pay 89 green backs a month I would ride the train every fucking second and love to go to work the govt needs to motivate us and they wonder why the rest of the world hates us....man fuck the train fuck the bus fuck public transportation....step ur fucking game up!!!!

P.S. Jenny that fucking Japanese video is nuts...LMMFAO...haha....they had mad heads just pushing someone would have died if they tried that shit over here lmao!!!

I'd like a jack and yayo please...

Hyped...

I prolly have a key in my stomach right now...

Rich Jeff should host Wild N' Out..

If you dont know Richard Jefferson broke up with his fiancee few days before the wedding but decided not to tell anyone that the wedding was off.... bla bla bla my man if I was flying in from Cali or some shit just to find out you canceled the wedding days prior... OOOOFFFF I would be tighhhhhttttt..... How do you not mention anything? Better yet how does the bitch not say anything either? Lets not put ALL the blame on him because she could've opened her fuckin mouth and say ummm yea your boy dumped me... so to make it up he gave his homies that came his black card and told em basically to bug out... HA! Bug out? If that was me I would elephant out.... buy me a island or some shit... at least a maybach... its ok to bop niggas on the court... but to hit em with the killer crossover for a wedding? I dont know bout you but i smell SUSPECT....

Dude gets quadrillion dollar bill!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31915020/?GT1=43001

hahahahahahahahaahahhahaha...... yo what the fuck was running though homeboys mind when he peeped his statement?? Like you cant even jump to the someone stole my account # reason, because no one in the world has spent that amount of money... shit the US isnt even that much in debt and we some owing money ass mufuckas... so how the fuck could BofA fuck that up?? 3 quadrillion, 148 trillion, 855 billion, 308 million, 184 thousand, 500 dollars?!?!? Come on.. even if you feel asleep on the keyboard you couldnt fuck some shit like that up..... Def on they Nick Cannon shit.

Phillies got Pedro.... wooohoooo

Who the fuck cares? and why the fuck was this any news? There is a reason why he signed a 1yr/1 mil deal... dude is finished...all done... he needs to chill under his mango tree and pray that a mango falls on his dome and brings the 99-00 Pedro.... either that or do what all Dominicans do...and we all know what that is!! Nothing against Pedro.. but when your done your done mani.

What's good with people?

Is it me or does it not make sense to WAIT for people to get off the train before getting in? Like chill mani your in the front anyways, you WILL get a spot... shit happens every single day.. i think its just fuckin common courtesy to let the motherfucker out before you get in... this issue will not be resolved until we start throwin bows and lower'n the shoulder.... fuck outtta my wayyy

ps. FUCK tuesdays

How much does it suck?

When you get back from vacation. Shit I remember when I used to come back from somewhere in an island, I would be fuckin HEATED that I had to go to school.... HEATED! Well the reason i speak of this is because couple of co-workers just got back today from Aruba and the Jersey shore and I know for a fact that suicide is an option they might consider at some point today... I still have a solid 3 weeks of vacation but im afraid to take it because that day back is tooooooo fuckin depressing, just thinking about it gets me tight like a babys anus... and really there is no fuckin cure for it... kind of bullshit... all stems back to the dickhead who created the work week... little do you know how miserable you make the lives of hard working Americans (and immigrants) ...prick

HAPPPY BIRTHDAY DRIZZLES

Better be falling on a table somewhere.... but happy birthday my son and our dude drewcifer dawn of the mornnniggg!!

You Don't Mess With #12

http://www.bostonherald.com/track/inside_track/view.bg?articleid=1183977&format=&page=2&listingType=trak#articleFull (click link to see the herb)

Let this be a lesson to all bums, women, children, handicapped, animals, w/e the fuck you are.. 1 thing you dont do is steal flower planters from the MAN himself. Better yet dont even step foot on his sidewalk if you know whats good for you... Is Brady an asshole for making the old fuck beg? absolutely not, who the fuck does this guy think he is? I mean if a herb ass bum stole your bike out the yard wouldnt you go chase the scum? You cant just pull the old "im a homeless bum who had a brain aneurism" trick and think to get away with it... not with #12 my friend, sorry........... brady> chuck norris

ps.. i see the bum everyday at work on the highway (on storrow for the good guys from boston)... used to feel bad for him.. until now, jackass

DMV

So yea, i was in the DMV all day and I realized something. After you get your ticket and you go to sit down, you watch that board like its a horserace and you bet on the longshot. You have your eyes glued to that thing, tapping youre feet in anticipation. Then that number right before you goes up, and all hell breaks loose in your nervous system. Its a sensor orgy in there, and youre so hyped you start envisioning your number go up before it actually does. And jesus, when it does get on there, its like you hit the fuckin lotto. I mean for real, at that exact moment, when your number hits the board...the world can do no wrong, you experience utter bliss. One other feeling is like this my friends, thats right, ejaculation.


btw...the lady at the counter told me to clean my hands before i grabbed her pen...

Ron Artest is a legit nutbag

I mean did you listen to what the fuck he was saying??? Am I the only one who thinks he is legit retarded? I fucks with Ron Ron the baller but outside of the nba he is a nutbag... "i know you in heaven i hope to see you next year" ummmm does Phil know what hes in for? not only should he be afraid of him killing Kobe if he pisses him off, he clearly should be afraid of him committing that... maybe he should have spoken at the service instead of the rapist, im sure he would've made more headline than MJ daughter...

Where the fuck is the REAL Weezy?

Where in the fuck is the freshman-senior year lil wayne??? (2004-08).... I mean where the fuck is the "im so motherfuckin high i could eat a star" wayne??? I'll be the first to admit that I was riding this dude on some wild no homo shit... but for the past year this dude has straight made me sad... he's not even the best dude on his label (drizzy Drake drama)... do you want to know why he sucks now?? because he thinks he can do anything he wants... well mr. F Baby im here to tell you that this rock n roll shit you been on is 100% grade A camel shit... and NOONE likes camel shit... but once in a while he will come with a track that shows the old weezy peeking his head out like a rat when you turn the lights off.... 1 more fucking bullshit track and ima judo chop the shit out of my itunes... thats a warning weezy!

Hello new world + DunkGATE '09

Whats really good. Seriously. What is good really? Tis your boy Joel here to entertain somewhat so get used to it, you're stuck with me NOW! anyways figured I'd start off with a bang...(literally, a banger...)

humble kid, but i would have beasted.

WITNESS THIS NIGGA!

Say what you want about it but....

I feel like the media is on their super pumping shit with mike jaxs daughter... I mean get tight at me if you must but what kind of lil runt would she be if she sat their with a stone cold mug on sayin "I love him so much"?? Lil girl you better love him that your mufuckin father... so why is the media all over her nuts with this shit?? or am I the heartless one who thinks this shit is ridic.. it would be a big deal if she didnt show up, or said fuck that nigga, or even if she sat there and texted the whole time, but crying because your FATHER I repeat your FATHER died isnt a big deal... sorry America but its ok to take a day off from pumping... even D.T.G. pumping factory is closed once a week..

no pics neccessary... you all saw her in tears

and why did kobe talk? dude is a rapist.

and mike made magic a better point guard?? unless he was doing the moon walk down the court i dont see how thats possible... no hate here... just keeping it 1045454564%

The One...The Only....The Keyboard Cat

If you don't know abt this motherfucker right here there is something wrong with you....There is a whole line of these things on YouTube I suggest you check em out....Any fucked up moment when someone passses out, gets hurt or maybe even dies, this cat comes thru and brings a smile to your face...

Here's one of the many:



I'm Gone,
Drizzy

Real Life Ninja Shit....

I do things like this on the weekend and holidays....




Poof,
Drizzles The Great

Would you rather?

Okkkk everyone here's a hypothetical question for ya thinking...would you rather have a rim rob performed on you or you perform one on someone?

Sick Shit

Hope he can hit the ball half as good for his sake....


Adios,
El Drizzle

Chuck Norris Jr.

Hilarious...

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Peace,
Drizzy Ortega

Mr. Hudson...I think dude has it. What you think?

Just Listen To The Track...





Ghost,
Drizzles

Kenny FUCKIN Powers

And if you dont know who that is then go slap the shit out of your self for slacking... not only is he the 2nd funniest guy on your tv set (Ari Gold clearly is the funniest) but his show Eastbound and Down is by far the 3rd funniest show (Family Guy and Entourage duhhh), I'm not going to sit here and tell you what its about just take my word for it and watch some clips, i promise if you have a funny bone you will find this show od funny... cameos by Will Ferrell only make it that much better... so i suggest you sack up and order HBO (if you dont have it) and fucks with Kenny FUCKIN Powers

P.S.. Entourage season starts this sunday... DO NOT i repeat DO NOT fuckin miss that, for we shall discuss it next monday.