Game Over???

This is exactly why you do not celebrate prematurely. I would be tight if I was the other team that forgot to play defense for 3 more seconds and allow a shot from half court to beat me. The fucking coach is on the court too....in my opinion this dude should get fired plain and simple. Congrats on looking like idiots and losing the championship that way dummies.

3..2...1,
Drizz Clock Violation

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of April 26th)

So this week I'm kinda bored and the DDOW award is going to the first thing I'm abt to look at and it seems like it will be the cereal box on my desk. That cereal is Rice Krispies. So the DDOW award goes the three dudes from only God knows where, my dudes Snap Crackle & Pop. These guys been around forever and they have the only cereal that I know that makes noise. What's up with that?!?!?! I have to be honest thou the cereal is pretty lame without sugar and I bet everyone can agree with me on that. So thanks Snap, Crackle & Pop. You have conquered my hunger many a nights and you will probably do so in the future if Rite Aid continues to sell your cereal for $1.99. Can't pass that sale.









Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Drizz Krispies

Some Soft Served Shit.....

I respect soccer and all but when I see pussy shit like this all I can do is laugh.....



Gooooaaaalllll,
Drizzy Henry

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of April 19th)

So yesterday was 4/20...a pretty cool day if you ask me. Real chill and laid back ass day. This week's dude ties right in with the whole idea of 4/20. I saw this guy in concert yesterday and he definitely celebrates this holiday everyday. The DDOW award for the week of the 19th of April goes to none other than the Dogfather himself. Snooooppp Doggggg......yea man this guy has been in the game for too long and continues to do his thing with his laid back style. So props to you Dogg. Your award is in the form of a pimp cup. Chuuuchhhh!







Gin & Juice,
Drizz Doggy Dogg

Is This How All Pats Fans (Me Included) Look Right Now?

Someone want to tell the Jets to chill the fuck out. Please. Thanks.

Train Etiquette....

Listen I know there are you out there that feel you need to mean mug and act gangster, and i know that there are you that are actually gangsters, good for you, AWESOME! But with that being said doesn't it make sense to everyone, gangsters included, that you should let the motherfucker OUT of the train before you try and walk in? I mean let's call a spade a spade here. Why am I the only one that thinks its common sense? There really hasn't been a day on the train where I TRIED to get out and wabam 455 motherlovers are staring like they are about stampede my ass. Meanwhile I'm giving them the screwface like movvve bitch get out the wayyyy. I mean whatever this is stupid but it gets me tight. Fuck outta my way then walk in, period.

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of April 12th)

I know I'm kinda late with this one but it has to be done. I never gave one of my favorite rappers his props and its his time. I personally think he's not THE best but one of the best of all time and he's still pumping good music out on the reg. If you haven't guessed by now it's the boy from the CHI...windy city....Mr. Lupe Fiasco. This guy is a beast hands down. Jay even said that this guy is his favorite rapper so I suggest you put your ear to the speaker and listen to the Lu. So with no further delay Mr. Fiasco welcome to the DDOW club....you are the coolest n**** what!








Kick, Push,
Drupe Fiasco

I Don't Fuck With The NHL But LMAO

HAHAHAHAAH how the fuck could you not laugh sitting in the naughty box? For sure I would be laughing, I wouldn't give a fuck if I just slashed the shit out of someone I'd be pissing my pants. Much respect to the boys in green.... only question is what do you do when you want a cold one? Or have to take a mean one? Must be wearing a diaper of something.

Keep On Fighting....

Stay strong bikini bottom, stay strong. Maybe one day there will be one of your kind that could fit around THAT... maybe.

LMFAOOO SPEEECHLESS!!

DEADASS SPEECHLESS. LMFAAAAOOOOOOOOOO AAYYYYYYYY YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! This is one of THEE gayest shits I've ever seen, like times 1.4 billion. Maybe even more but I don't have time to describe, damnet you see it! LMFAOOOOOO this shit going to give me a heart attack!

shout out to mg for the video! classic

Take Notes Future Pops..

While other 3 yrs old are out fucking around with dirt and toys and shit, this badass is knocking people the fuck out. Look at the fucking combos!! Ay dios mios. The speed, the technique, UUUFFF. Parents take notes, while your watching your kid spill apple juice on himself this pops is watching his bank account stack the fuck up. Cha chinggggggg.

Girls Will Be Girls

LMMMMMMMMMMMFBOOO!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAH I literally pissed myself laughing. The highlight of this video shouldn't be shorty taking the ridiculous L, but it should be the loser who missed 2 bunnies. Hunny come on, I KNOWW coach practiced layups day 1 of tryouts (if they even held one, judging by the talent I would say NOPE). If you hit the layup in the first place your homegirl would never have been all up on youtube looking yikesish.

To be real I respect her trying to dunk. Fuck it the layup wasn't working so why not try yaking it off your teammates back. She grabbed the rebound, gave her "The Look" and the rest was history. And by "The Look" I obviously mean get on all fours and let me do work son.

RESPECT

Talk about manning up like Eli. Jesus this makes Buerhle look like a tee baller. Na not really but shit this is all manhood right here. Take a liner off the knee (shattered kneecap) and still make the out. Respected like a bears claw.

UUFFFF PAPA

This shit was sick bro, this shit was siicckk. Not sucking him but that shit is top 10 all time. Yeah I said it. TOP 10! Buehrle you got the juicee..

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of April 5th)

OK this just in here at AppleBeans.....Albert Pujols is a fucking beast.....he is not a human he is in fact a machine.......wait you already know that you say? I'm glad because he started off his season in a nice fashion with 2 jacks.....he is currently on pace to hit 324 homer runs for the season. O if you can't tell by now he is Dat Dude of the Week for the first full week of April. It is so great to have baseball back in my life....how I missed thee. Anyway back to topic.....Albert you need to stop being humble and just disrespect cats in the NL even more and pimp all of your home runs and talk shit while rounding the bases because you and I both know how nice you truly are.....time to act like everyone is beneath you because they are.....









Back Back Back Back, Gone,
Albert Drizzols

Food For Thought

Juicy J has an Oscar and you don't.

Let it REALLY sink in.

GOOD JOB ESPN!

Yeaahhhhh!!! UCONN won by 20 fuckin pts instead of its normal 75. Definitely deserved to be on ESPN and not the SOLID of a fucking game the Red Sox v. Yanks were. NOPE! YOU NAILED IT! Thank God for local coverage or it wouldve been off with ESPN for a couple of hours (no one can realistically live without it).

Anyway, great start off to the season. The usual epic battle between the good guys and the pin stripes continues. This time the Sox coming back to hold down the home field in a nice comeback W. Always want to start the season off with a solid W and we did just that. BUT, no need to get hyped Fenway Faithfuls, for we have 161 more to go. Good to have you back baseball.

ESPN Is Out Of Its FUCKING mind!!!!!!!

Are you trying to tell me that WOMEN'S basketball is on ESPN and not Sunday night baseball??!??!?!?! How the fuck did that happen?!? It's the fucking RED SOXS vs YANKS on the first SUNDAY NIGHT FUCKING BASEBALL of the season and it gets the ESPN2 shaft? Not trying to be sexist here, BUTTTTTTTT women's basketball is beyond awful. UCONN wins every game by 400pts, who the fuck cares. I mean I know it's only 1 channel away (in Boston) but it's the principal here ESPN, the fucking principal. You make me sick!

Bernie Carbo is The MAN!

"I probably smoked two joints, drank about three or four beers, got to the ballpark, took some [amphetamines], took a pain pill, drank a cup of coffee, chewed some tobacco, had a cigarette, and got up to the plate and hit." - Bernie Carbo

.......... For pretty much EVERY game.
RESPECT.

Shaun Rodgers Arrested In Airport For Trying To Board A Plane With A Gun....Smart

You would think that these dumbass athletes would learn from their fellow athletes. Clearly not. I just don't get why they won't just hire someone to carry the gun for them, or have a fucking bodyguard if your that shook. Why the fuck would you risk it on some dumb shit. Did he REALLY think it was ok to board an airplane with a gun? Like they would be like "oh my your an athlete go ahead, carry that gun!" What happened to the good ol' fashioned thinking before acting? His momma going to be tighhttt.

Old Spice = Jokes

Terry Crews is a funny dude.....








Odor Blocking,
Driz Spice

Where Are The Parents????

This kid is gonna have lung cancer by the age 8 watch.....WTF?!?!?!









Surgeon Drizzeral