Monday, August 3, 2009
Dude loses lottery ticket...
Congrats mon freir, you are now the biggest jackass in the western hemisphere. If you have a 500k lottery ticket muthafucka you better hold on to that so tight not even the jaws of life could unlock your grip... i mean you better caress and stroke that ticket as if it were your johnson. No fuckin explaination for this fuck up, and if you feel bad then you might need to check your pants to make sure your nuts are still there. Idk how to say that for females so try and picture that but for chicks. Basically im saying your soft as a cotton. Id be gaddamn...
Amen to the person who finds the ticket.... I wouldnt give it back, shoulda took better care of it.
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Dude got jacked guess he didn't deserve the money....fuckers in Flo-rida don't know how to do anything right first they can't vote and now they don't know how to keep the important things in the front pocket...WTF!!! The dude that jacked him is living right now!!
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