Ok everybody its ya boy MaRvElOuS cOnTrOvErSy I kno I been missing for a while but I had a couple dog catchers to fight off and immigration cases to beat but im BACK!!! Me and Papa P interviewed hundreds upon hundreds of women (*Pshh* *Pshh* - Pumping Sounds) in order find out if they could only have sex in one position for the REST OF THEIR LIVES, what would that position be? At first, many didn't take us seriously but upon explaining we are doing real research for a report and book (Title in Progress) they complied and we received very valid results. The Posted chart is a numerical representation of the top positions as well as their respectable percentage of women who prefer. Also included is a hand drawn illustration by yours truly (I'm a natural Picasso) of each position. Thank you and enjoy!!!...P.S. feel free to add your own favorite or speak on it!
Signing Off,
MaRvElOuS cOnTrOvErSy S.k.a. Po0dlE 0odLe S.K.A. InSpEcTaH hEcTah
hahaha excellent research
ReplyDeletegood work my friend poodle.... it was unanamous decision with doggie style... although cowgirl was a female fav as well....ill speak in behalf of 100% of men when i say the risk of a WACK chick riding you alone is the reason why we would never pick that one... feel free to keep this discussion poppin
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLOLOL at the Missionary Pick. Well done.
ReplyDeleteim going to have to agree with papa p...that risk is juss too great to take for a life long thing...and bee nat yes my skills are unique in drawing lol
ReplyDeleteWhat if ole boy is wack at d0ggystyle? And its hard to be whack at that.....but seriously...who did yall interview and what part of the country? The d0ggy should have been third....
ReplyDeleteHow could you be whack at doggystyle unless your dick is the size of a jolly rancher? Lol I guess it is plausible but fortunately I don't have such a ridiculous problem so I cant fathom the possibilities. If you have that problem with whoever your getting the pipington from come through and this one will be on the house, but I'll warn you next time will be a $25 surcharge. But on a serious note, we interviewed many women along the eastern coast of the UNited States via face to face communication, email, text, social networks, carrier pigeons, and smoke signals. We did not thing half would prefer doggy but guess what they DID. A close second is cowgirl if you add both reverse and regular together. So if the polls lie what 2 should be ahead of doggy? Missionary and Scissor? 69 and other? Mongolian Mudslide? Turkish Turnaround? Flagpole? Houdini? Rodeo? Washing Machine? Dirty Sanchez? Or do you prefer a donkey punch? You let me know? And are you saying demographics plays a key part in the answers we received? If so please do enlighten us...
ReplyDeleteWow...Marvelous sounds like a sex dictionary.
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