Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of March 29th)

The last week in March has come....is it me or is this year flying the fuck by....it's crazy....anyway another week another person to be acknowledged......This week is for my boy, my fellow AppleBeans cohort, Papa P....since I didn't give him the proper birthday wishes here on the blogspot, so happy belated bro. This is a first at the Bean, the first dual DDOW. You already know half of the award goes to that boy P....but it also goes to one of his favorite rappers who at times doesn't get his respect.....yeah you guessed it that boy from the Brook....F...A.....B....O. Fabolous my friend you are one of the best rappers in the game and your mixtape is crack. Go check that out if you haven't by now, There is No Competition 2: The Funeral. So Papa P, and Fab please accept this award from the AppleBeans committee.

No Pics of P due to anonymity....



But here is Fab.....







Some Music From The Mixtape:








Chipped Tooth & All,
D R I Z

Ghetto Chicks Acting Ghetto of Course

The only thing in this video that's worth my 2 cents is homie recording her license plate. Chill bro I don't think anyone will have too hard of a time finding that whip. Just sayin'.

Fence-1 Man-0

I'm not going to front, I thought he was going to win this battle. He was about 40 beers deep, looked like some dude that could run through a fence. Boy was I wrong. I mean this mufucka got OWNED by that fence. Yeah a couple pieces broke off but that ain't shit to that fence. Ah the world famous equation never ever fails:

White People + A lot of Beer = Complete MADNESS(in any way you want to take it, pause.)

Reloading!!!!

This is like Call of Duty with real people check it out:




At Ease,
Sgt. Drizzy

Gear Grinder!!!!

You know what really grinds my gears.....people at the gym. Not just anybody at the gym....people who must wear a hat to work out. Why the fuck are you wearing a hat to run on the treadmill for or to lift weights. Am I missing something here? Does a hat allow you to lift more weight or run for longer distances? If so I will rock my fitted to the gym everyday. To be honest with you it looks very stupid. I know the gym is not a place to be fashionable and shit but come on......there is no need for a hat like seriously. You're just sweating it up and next thing you know you can't wear it again. So please all those dudes out there that find it cool to rock a hat while you do crunches please stop cuz you're pissing me the fuck off!!!!

One More Set,
Drizzy The Personal Trainer

This Shit Is Jokes.....

Silly monkeys.....they get wasted like us!!!! HAHA



My Whole Click Wasted,
Alcoholic Drizzy

Dat Chick Of The Week...(Week of March 22nd)

OK so new week new person to honor and this shout out has been long over due. I gave props to her sister who I would bang in a heartbeat and I believe most men on this planet would hence the reason Lamar Odom wifed her up. OK enuff about the sister this is all about you Kimmy K. Ms. Kardashian you are fucking beautiful and just in case you lived under a rock for the past 4-5 years this chick is the baddest in the game and doesn't matter which game you're playing. She can get it in every hole and I apologize for being so blunt but here at the Beanspot we keep it 100. Check the curves, check the face. There's not more I can say so I will leave you with tons of pics so you can be amazed by her beauty and her booty.











Kim Marry Me,
Drizzy Bush

MEGA BOP!!!! MEGA BOP!!!! Soccer Is Getting SOFT(er)!!

POLICIAA!!! POLICIAA!!! AMBULLAANNNCEE!!!! 911!!!!!!! Quick get this cotton ball out of the field asap!!! HAHAHAHA LMAO, like dude come on man you broke your arm getting mega bopped?!?! Is that what just fucking happened?!? Some dude hit you with the uuufff papa and you break your arm?!?!?! LMFAO! Really though the ultimate herbs of this whole video are the trainers. His arm is broken quick get the spray!!!! Damnet soccer, I try to defend you but you always come back with some sort of pansy action. Shame.

Big East??? More Like The Big Least

You're shitting me right? No really Nova', you're shitting me right? I mean did you know that you were a motherfucking #2 seed!??! You too L'ville, and don't think I forgot about you Notre Dame. Oh wait theres more?!??! Marquette, thanks for playing, herbs. Oh yea and G'town decided it was cool to lose a 14 seed from a Mid major conference. I mean when you get 8 bids to the tourney your supposed to fucking represent, not play like the big herbs. Fucking the shit out of my bracket with no type of protection or lube. Thanks Big East, your really making us look awesome. Thank God the soon to be national champs are still in it.... CUUUUUSEEEE, WEE NICCCCCCCCCCCCCCE!

Why Does This Occur....

Have you ever ran into a person that need assistance? Have you ever tried to show off to another person? If so why does the ending of your actions always end up in a negative light. Let me not say always but for the most part. Example numero uno....when you tried to help a person with lets say fitting an object into a tight space....sexual minds get out please......if the object doesn't fit you try your hardest to get it in to no avail....the person you're helping is telling you to stop before you break something or crush a fragile possession that is in the same location.....do you stop? Of course not. You continue to find a way to make it fit and you manage to break somthing or tear something and at the end of it you feel and look like an idiot. I'm not gonna lie this has happened to me plenty of times and I see it happening a few more times before I leave this Earth. I have no idea why I just wrote all of this but it was on my mind so fuck it. Tell me your most embarrassing moment or a moment similar to what I described above.....


Whoops,
Stubborn Drizzy

Masterful Comeback

I'm going to call it right now, Tiger Woods will win the Masters by 453 strokes(no pun intended). I mean do people think he hasn't been playing golf this whole fucking time? Give me a fucking break, it's Tiger fuckin Woods. Dudes "rehab" was some island with a serious golf course on it. And what the fuck is all the big deal? Why are people saying he should skip the Masters out of respect? Respect for what?? He didn't do shit to golf but hurt it's ratings. Out of respect to his ex wifey? Nope that dont' make sense either. As a matter of fact I bet she wants him to dominate that shit to keep the cash flow rolling. The fact that he fucked so many hoes shouldn't alter his golf persona, hell I look at like his stamina must be at an all time best. FUCK THE MEDIA man... FUCK EM! Do your thing T money!

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of March 15th)

So yesterday's date is an important day in history if you know your shit......its the middle of March also know as the Ides of March. This was made famous by the boy Julius Caesar by kinda predicting his own death on some Tupac shit. He also happens to be Dat Dude Of The Week. I'm not gonna front dude handled his whether he had to kill motherfuckers or get stabbed in the back by his right hand man. This is a dog eat dog world and this guy definitely ate a lot of dogs. This man did his thing and ran an empire in a fucking toga so he get's my respect. Mr. Caesar please accept this award from the grave you deserve it.






Et Tu Brute,
Drizzlius Caesar

Teacher Keeps It A 100

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Well you are what you are playa. This is the problem with the youth in America. So the teacher wrote loser and took 20pts off her HW.... Ok I'm still waiting for the big deal here. The teacher says your a loser, then motherfucker your a loser! Do something about it. Don't go cry to mami about you being a loser. Wtf is that about? This isn't degrading at all, in fact it's the opposite. This is inspiration, this is the fuel needed to be successful and if pussy ass parents aren't going to pass the message then let their TEACHERS do their job. Mom goes complains about the first loser, so what does the teacher do? Counter with a -20% LOSER! HA Brilliant!!! This dude has Teacher of the Year written all over him. I'd let him teach my kid anyday, you know why? Because my kid will be a WINNER and his paper will say +1.05Bill WINNER! SMH America, you think in Russia this would be a big deal?!?!?

Music In Sports...

YO on some real shit I can't fucking stand soft music for sporting events. There is NO place for it, NONE. No country music, no R&B, no no no NONE of that shit. I have been meaning to post this shit a long ass time ago but forgot, so what. NFL is the biggest culprit of this bullshit. NBA is alright, SOMETIMES, but they be slipping. I'm trying to get hyped for a game, why you playing some shit that I put down a beer to pick up a tissue for? or some shit that makes me want to go dosey doe. I'm not asking for rap but shit hip-hop should be the only music played, maybe some rock shit, but NO MORE COUNTRY and NO MORE R&B. What the fuck is CBS thinking having Jennifer Hudson for March Madness????? IT'S FUCKING CALLED March MADNESS damnet! This shit drives me nuts, fuck you if you think I'm bugging. We need to bring it back to the good shit, like this:


(That's how an intro is done son!)

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of March 8th)

So we all know what yesterday was, a national holiday for the game of Hip-Hop/Rap music. It was the day we lost the greatest to ever do it. You guessed it we lost the Notorious B.I.G. March 9th will always be the day we celebrate Big's life. May he continue to rest in peace. With that being said he is Dat Dude Of The Week for the second week in March. For those who don't know who Biggie was he was the illest rapper ever and I bump his shit all the time and will never stop listening. Sky is always the limit and I love it when you call me big poppa so obey your ten crack commandments when you're kicking in the door because I'm going going back to Cali Cali.....RIP Big we love you and you will always be remembered. Thanks for the music.....The true King Of NY Frank White (no offense Hov).....You will always be alive through your music....wish you were here to have the game on smash with these bum cats out there.....







My Favorite BIG Video....This when I fell in love with the Jay's him and Puff had on(11's for ya non-sneaker knowing folk):


And of course a throwback video for ya:


And just some shit to bump whenever:


Baby Babbbbbyyy,
Notorius D.R.Z.

Milton Bradley Blames Chicago for Him Being Really Bad

I read this shit on ESPN and laughed my fucking ass off. Yeah Milton, blame Chicago for your bad fucking #s. No no it can't be that you just plain out sucked, nope thats impossible, hes been good his whole career! Give me a fucking break man, please. What ever happened to just manning up to your booboos? I don't even know why I posted this shit. Fucking foolish. You swing a bat and hit a ball. How the FUCK could Chicago be the reason you didn't do that succesfully? Fuck it I'm off it. Jackass.

Chill Bro

Talk about being hyped... like bro did you know that the hoop has a rim? I mean your not just dunking into mid air my man, nor can you be getting hyped like that. Lessons learned bro, lessons learned.

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of March 1st)

So if you weren't there to witness an on-campus record for a crowd watching a college basketball game you my friend are a lame......If you're not following college basketball period and do not know that Syracuse University, the greatest school ever has a men's basketball ranked numero one in the nation you my friend are a lame....My point is that you are lame but that's not here nor there......We are here to give props to someone who is the leader of this group of guys that we call the Orange, Team Shut It Down, The We Nicccceeee Nation (I call them that and I think you should too)......That leader goes by the name of Jim Boeheim. This man has been there forever man ever man ever man.....he has been getting it done year after year with the 2-3 zone....he has over 800 wins.....he is having the best season of his career (if we win that title, which i know we will).....and he has a pretty pretty hot wife if I must say......but the point is Mr. Boeheim you are Dat Dude of The Week, no questions asked, plus you are a SU alum like the good authors of AppleBeans. So hats off to you Jimmy Boy....Good luck over the next few weeks and bring that title home where it belongs, the We Nicccceeee Nation of Syracuse









We Nicccceeee,
Drizz Boeheim

Dat Dude Of The Month...(Month of February)

OK as you may all know this is a short month but the greatest month of all time besides July.....and do you know why this past month is so great is because it is Black History Month. This is where African Americans get acknowledged for everything that they have done throughout history. So with that being said Dat Dude of The Month for the month of February goes to every last African American/Black (depending if you want to be politically correct) person out there. Here's to you Malcom, and you Dr. King, o yea and you Mr. Obama, and you Ms. Parks, as well as all the mothers and fathers that went through the struggle and those still going through the struggle....this month is for you. Thank you.









Once You Go Black You're Crippled,
Black Drizzstory Month

Good Sugar

Yo this is a pointless ass topic but since when do I give a fuck? I need to inform the general public about the new drug called sugar in the raw. Wait your telling me its sugar??? Calling your bluff USDA. I could dead ass sit and eat a box of this shit. I mean its sugar in the raw... so its gotta be healthy right? My co-workers are even hooked on this shit. Just throwing handfuls back like they are some sunflower seeds or something. Basically im telling you to get a fuckin box and enjoy the greatness of raw dog sugar.

CUSE! We NICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCE

Yo let me start off by saying if we arent #1, someone AND they momma going to catch an L. IM JUST SAYING! Because if for some reason you were living under a rock and didnt catch what happened on Sat, we kinda....sorta....possibly... WENT THE FUCK IN! and #1,#2,#3 teams ALL took L's! WE NICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCE