Reggeatons Finest!

Daddy yankee who??

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of January 25th)

Super late over here I know....what you expect I'm black lol.....anywho no week shall go untouched, awards will be given out here at The AppBean....and yes I tried to make an abbreviation of the blog name will it work probably not but there was effort put forth. Well back on track....DDOW will be going to two ppl this week, so what I'm changing the rules a bit o well shoot me....So Dem Dudes Of The Week are fresh off punching their tickets to Miami to play for that silver trophy with a football on top, yes ladies and gents you guessed it the Super Bowl. They led their teams this football season to almost perfect seasons and both have a shot at something every player strifes for when entering the league, a ring. So let's give a warm AppleBeans ovation to Peyton Manning and Drew Brees (nice name bro). Congrats guys and good luck in the big game.








Blue 42, hut hut,
Coach Drizz Lombardi

Our apologies

Yo we know we have been slacking and we apologize deeply. (yea right) But on some for real real for real shit we going to pick up and provide yall with straight entertainment. Get your shovel ready!

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of January 18th)

Yet another week over here at AppleBeans meaning yet another shout out to whomever we choose. Here at AppleBeans we do not discriminate so this award can go to anyone dead, alive, black, white, human or alien.....So this week I have to give the award to someone that has had a great impact in life and in death. His birthday was last Friday and he was honored this past Monday. Yeah that's right Dat Dude Of The Week for the week of January 18 goes to none other than the great Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. He sacrificed for equality and although everything is not ideal in this world big steps have been taken and we are 10 million times better than let's say 40-45 years ago. I couldn't imagine growing up and having to experience what my grandmother and mother had to go through in terms of equal rights. I'm fortunate to have grown up in this generation and I can only thank Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Your fight has not gone unacknowledged for one day. You will always live on. Thank you so much.








I Have A Dream,
Dr. Martin Drizzy King Jr.

7.0 in Haiti

I gotta vent...

Poorest country in the western hemisphere. About 9.1 million people in the country. 4, I repeat 4 hurricanes in 2008 (in 3 weeks). Cardboard boxes basically is what people in the Port-au-Prince live in, all the houses are not reinforced with some sort of structual piece, i.e. rebar, beams, etc. Im just listing shit on my mind. I got cousins, aunt, grandmother out there. Only heard from my aunt. Grandma was in Carrefour which took a BEATING. The palace collapsed. Everything is fucked up. No electricity, communication, NOTHING. I dont fucking cry, not cuz im a tough guy or anything, I just dont. 1st video I saw of what the fuck was really going down made me break down. Such a densely populated area taking a blow like this. Help would be a MAJOR MAJOR understatement of what is needed in Haiti. Sad.

Woah Woahhhh.... You Mean There Was One In Boston?

gjrnsidgsjingiksnfgndk well fuck me ey? I knew there was no way NYC could come up with something smarter than us...that's like breaking the laws of physics or some shit. So I didn't get the memo that it was no pants day in Boston this weekend.... FUCK YOU for knowing and not passing the memo... and fuck me for even giving NYC any type of credit... damnet

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of January 11th)

So here we are the second week of January already. That means the second DDOW award of the year. Last week we had the boy James Cameron who is still caking off this lame ass 3-D movie called Avatar. Total flop if you ask me. HAHAHAHA if I could he would be Dat Dude of the Week again cuz his movie jumped to the number 2 grossing movie of all time and it only took one weekend to gain two spots. Complete insanity. But it's not your week Mr. Cameron, don't be all greedy bro. Anywho this week has to go to the Cuse. If you don't know I rep the Alma mater hard body. Just like you should. We have regained our number 5 ranking in basketball once again and we're about to start going in on those chumps in the Big East (Best Conference in Basketball), ask anyone. So here's to Syracuse University. A damn great school just for the simple fact we go hard. So let's stay with that one goal in mind National Championship. O and let me not forget to mention the lacrosse squad. In a few months we will begin our defense of yet another national championship something light like 11 time champions. O yea the female basketball team is ranked as well so shout outs to them too. There's so much I can say but not enough space so I'll just leave on this note....Let's Go Orange!!!!











Had to put my boy JT up in this.....


P.S. We're Niceeee!!!! That's for you Jose.

P.P.S. That boy Wesley Johnson is a legit problem ladies and gents so watch the kid wreak havoc on the Big East.


ExCUSE Me,
The Drizzy Dome

Dat Dude Of The Decade (2000-2009)

So yes 11 days ago we entered yet another decade. I am so grateful to live through that many countdowns and hope to live thru many more. So yea the single digit 2000's are done for and we're on to the next one......With the decade ending we must acknowledge someone who dominated for those 10 years.....One person comes to mind as he revolutinized the Mp3 player, laptops, and even telephones. I think we all know where I'm going with this one so ladies and gents I present your Dude of the Decade....Mr. Steve Jobs. Apple straight destroyed the first decade of 2000 Y2k bug and all. I only see more successful years for the company. Congratulations Mr. Yobs as some of my Dominican friends would say.







There's An App For That,
iDrizzy

For Once I Fucks With Something NY Does...

Well why the fuck didn't I get memo? There are some days where Im just like fuck these pants I wanna take em off. Little do I know NY has a set date for this. Brilliant, and its rare that I put NY and brilliant in the same blog, let along paragraph. WTF Boston??!? Step it up pansys.

Time To Boycott H&M?

Here is the full article. Go read it then come back and read me....


Well thats fucked up now isn't it? Like if you going to toss the clothes out why not toss it to the homeless? What type of selfish shit is that? Especially NYC where the bums reside (I'm talking the entire NYC, suckas). But for real though how can H&M do some wild shit like this? I wouldn't be surprised if people deadass boycotted the store. I mean this pretty fucked up shit. Really no good excuse for this type of shit. Very disappointed, thats why I roll with Express anyways.

LMAO The Marilyn Manson Of Walruses

LMFAO... you filthy filthy animal. Gotta respect homeboys heart though, he didn't give a fuck who was watching him, he was going in regardless. Respect.

Hilarious....

I Want To Eat Your Children,
Drizz Tyson

I Guess Black People Love Chicken....

So I saw this commercial here which airs in Australia....not sure how to take it. In all reality I find it quite hilarious how they shut up when the chicken came out. Let me know how you feel about it....



Check shorty's face in front of dude. She looks like she wants him to impregnate her cause he gave her chicken.

I'll Take The Chicken,
Chef Drizzy

Koala's Getting WILD

Well that's the problem with the world today... some people just can't let others live without taking their shine. Selfish ass Koala's... and how fat is that sucka? Fuckin slut Koala.

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of January 4th)

So the new year has started here at AppleBeans and we must continue tradition with the weekly award that everyone wants a piece of. So let's crack this shit off right and yea it's the first week of the year but this guy has done it again by making a billion dollar grossing movie. Mr. James Cameron. How the fuck does he manage to do this shit over and over. Avatar has grossed to date $1,063,151,759. Yeah that's 4 coma's ladies and gents....to be honest with you this already gave dude consideration for Dat Dude of the Year '10 edition and he did his work last year....wtf!!!! This movie is already the 4th highest grossing flim of all time and its been out for close to a month. Can you say wow!!!! Anywho this is your time to shine Jimmy boy. So come get your award sir. You've earned it and so did your movies bro....







True Lies,
Drizz Cameron

Cut The Shit

Can someone please tell the Rock that either he goes back to wrestling or he go fuck his face because I am sick and tired of seeing him on the movie scene. ENOUGH damnet. ENOUGH.

Dat Dude/Chick Of The Year (2009)

So the year is over and we must honor someone...so who owned 2009 let's see so many options......but only one can be chosen. There are a few nominees. We have Drake the one dude who was on every song this year. We have Taylor Swift. 2009 was her coming out party. We also have Barack Obizzy making history as the first black president. Not too sure who to go with here but I have to make a decision. I think I'm going to go with Ms. Swift. The young superstar is doing her thing and is continuing to do so. I don't fucks with country music but she's got it. So Taylor Swift congrats on your great year and hopefully 2010 will be just as great. You had one of the best years of all time, of all time.








I'm Gonna Let You Finish,
Drizzy Swift

Happy New Year

So the ball is about to drop in a few hours for the AppleBeans community and we just wanted to make sure we gave the best wishes to everyone out there that follow the blog and the possible new followers of the blog. May you and your fam have a great 2010. This is our first year doing this blogging shit and its been a cool little ride but without you guys out there we would be nothing. So we would also like to extend our gratitude and keep stopping by because we will not dissappoint. Now go out there get wasted (Gucci!!!), but drink responisbly and have a great time.....



Love ya,
Drizzy & Papa P

Dat Dude Of The Month (Month of December)

I'm going to cut to the chase here just to wrap up the holiday season and holiday theme. This guy produces some of the funniest movies out there and since one of his movies (ELF) depicted a character from the whole theme of Christmas this guy will get the DDOW award for the month of December. With no further delay let's give it up for everyone's favorite Will Ferrell.

The Landlord from Will Ferrell

Good Cop, Baby Cop from Will Ferrell

Happy Holidays Ladies & Gents,
Drizzy The Elf

Farts And Trains

You know what is nasty? Walking behind a cropduster in the subway. I mean I'm not going to sit here and say that I don't let one rip here and there but gaddamn yo some people think the subway is a LEGIT toilet. Walking head down focused on just getting home, ready to go up the stairs then BANG WABOOM WAMMMMY WOWZERS followed by vomit, there is that 1 person ahead of you just going to work. Reason I blog this today is cuz yes, you guessed it, somebody had a meatball sub followed by some ice cream and chocolate chip cookies with some diarreah mixed in because this mothafucka was dropping BOMBS, im talking ATOMIC BOMB mothafucka. Unbearable. Fuckin cropdusters.

Dat Dude Of The Week (Week of December 28th)

So the last week of December is here and I have to continue to stick to the script cuz that's what I do ya diggggg....so as the holiday season wraps up and the all the gifts have been unwrapped how abt we go outside and make a snowman....and what if we name him Frosty....so for the final week in December the great DDOW award goes to none other than my boy Frosty the Snowman and all the snowmen out there......Stay icy dude and don't let the kids melt you or eat your carrot nose........Happy Holidays!!!!





Always Chilly,
Drizzy The Snowman

MERRRRRRY CHRISTMAS!

Merry Christmas applebeaners to you and your family! Happy Holidays for those of you who aren't Catholic... but I'm still saying Merry Christmas so deal with it.... Hope you all enjoy this day and hope none of you bastards have been naughty or else its a big lump of coal for your ass!

MERRRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
- Drizzy Claus and Papa P

WTF Happened To.....

WTF happened to the Chappelle Show...how about that....this show should still be on the air.....Damn you Dave just come back and do a few more seasons cuz this shit is timeless. Everyone loved your show and you just bounced from the scene with no warning....Wasssup with that????? If there was one wish I could ask for is 500 million dollars but after that I would ask for the Chappelle show to be back on.....We miss you Dave...I hope this gets to you somehow some way....

Chappelle's Show
And-1 Mixtape
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Chappelle's Show
The World Series of Dice
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Chappelle's Show
Dave on MTV Cribs
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Chappelle's Show
The Playa Hater's Ball
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Making the Band
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Half Baked,
Drizz Chappelle

Creep Of The Year

Hands down the weirdest dude on the planet right here....how the fuck do you go around sniffing another person's ass doesn't help that it's a man and I wanna know how dude doesn't even peep.....sneaky guy man sneaky guy....just to think that our planet is covered with these weird perverts...



Who Farted,
Toilet Paper Nose Drizzy

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of December 21st)

Christmas is right around the corner and what would be a DDOW award without the man who brings joy to the hearts of all kids out there....a few weeks ago I gave shout outs to his wifey so no more delay Mr. Kringle AKA Mr. Claus come thru and get your award and make sure I don't get coal in my stocking because I would say this year I've been rather nice....Congrats fat man....don't get stuck in any chimneys.








Ho Ho Hoes???
Drizzy Claus

Can't Stop Laughing

This has to be the funniest fucking commercial I have ever seen, ight I pumped it but yo everytime fatty comes on the TV with this shit I die laughing, I'm talking lol smiley face roflcopter type laughing. Poor dude is doing fuckin Radioshack commercials now... shame shame fuckin shame, oh well at least shit is od funny.

WTF Happened To.....

OK so wtf happened to great television shows...Everything is reality TV, which I don't have a problem with but over saturation is never cool....every show on TV is just contest about who can sing, who's the fattest or who can live in a house for 6 weeks....like come on bring back the sitcoms like Thunder in Paradise (this show was od cheesy but as a kid it was the shit), Hercules, Knight Rider. We also need shows with live studio audiences like Fresh Prince and Full House. Times are just not the same. The shows now a days are good just not great. Don't get me wrong some shit out there is cool but can be better. That's just how I feel....Television come back!!!!




Closed Captions Brought To You By,
Drizzy Brother Studios

2nd Grader Gets In Trouble For Drawing Jesus?

(Must be a psycho to draw this right???)

Driving into work I hear this fucking story, and it got me tight. Some 2nd grader in Taunton, Mass was told to draw something that reminded him of Christmas. So the little shit drew this picture. See something worth sending the kid home and undergo psychiatric evaluation? Cuz I sure as hell don't. Then I find out hes a special need student. And you know what, it still doesn't make any fucking sense. The kid drew X's in Jesus eyes cuz hello Jesus is dead. Your not going to hang from the cross dead with your eyes open. Smart kid if you ask me. Dudes pops was furious and the whole situation fucked with the kid so much that they had to put him in another school. Good job teacher, good shit fucking with the head of a 8 yr old. I mean yeah, the normal thing is to draw Santa, xmas tree, anything other then Jesus on a cross but its not wrong either. I dont know, I feel like this is bullshit and that teacher should be fired for this bullshit. Poor kid.

Mr. Samberg Once Again....

HAHAHA that's all I have to say....This guy is a fucking clown....watch for yourself:



This Is Saturday Night!!!!!!
Shy Drizzy

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of December 14th)

So sticking to the script of the holiday spirit here at AppleBeans I would like honor my boy with the red nose who helped guide that sled one foggy Christmas night.....Although most of the reindeer called him names he stood strong and managed to be the man so boof Prancer and Blitzen and Cupid and Vixen,..Ya have nothing on my boy Rudolph....So Mr. Red Nose Reindeer please come get your award and continue to shine on.....





Going Down In Historyyyyy,
Drizzolph The Red Nose Reindeer

WTF Happened To.....

Almost a new year so we going to start a new feature here on apple-beans. WTF happened to is a segment where well we ask wtf happened to a certain anything(celebrity, tv show, song, etc.). So let's start this off with...................

Corey fucking Matthews. Dude went from smashing big titty Tapenga to ? idk. All I know is that this dude was the man. I fucked with Boy Meets World OD OD OD. Now I don't even know if this dude still exists. I know last year there was speculation that he died from boozing n cruisin but that was false, almost came to tears when I read that. Has anyone seen him or seen something he has been in in the last I don't know, x amount of years that they ended boy meets world?? Fuckin Corey, all he wanted was hair like Sean..

Let's Talk Johnny Law....

Listen here Johnny Law, I'm sick and fuckin tired of the speed limit on highways being 65 fuckin mph. It's pretty fuckin ridiculous to me at this point. We all know that about 99% of people driving in highways do NOT go 65mph. So why play dumb and leave it there? Raise that shit up to like 80. 65 should be the minimum that mufuckas drive in the highway. I just don't see the point at all in leaving at 65. Trips would be much shorter in time, people wouldn't drive like such burgers, and we would achieve world peace all at once. FUCK Johnny, it's time for a change son.

Donde Esta La Biblioteca?

Don't sleep on this show yall, shit is od funny. Thursday nights on NBC is the REAL DEAL.

Wowzers!!!!

This lady is lucky as shit. What the fuck is up with the Boston transit system yo?!?!?!



Safe to say the dude responsible for making sure everyone is in the train and not stuck in the door is now unemployed....maybe these other conductors won't move a train with people hanging on the outside. But let me not put all the blame on the conductor because that lady is partially at fault I bet that will teach her a lesson in not rushing. Thank God you're alive.

All Aboard/Or Not,
Conductor Drizzy

Greatness!!!!

I highly doubt I am the only that thinks this but sandwiches are the greatest thing to ever grace this Earth. Thanks to sliced bread and cold cuts or wateva that fits in between those slices of bread we have the greatest meal in the history of meals. So easy and quick to make, so delicious to eat. I fucking LOVE sandwiches. I think it goes back to being a kid and going on school trips I would get my ham and cheese on a roll and a juice and I would be set. I damn sure knew that the paper bag was not going to hold me back from destroying that sandwich. Sorry just had to vent. Let me know what you think about sandwiches cuz as you can see I love em....I personally believe that sandwiches can end wars plain and simple fuck a dove and an olive branch and all that talk....sandwiches can make people friends. Bring sandwiches to Israel or Palestine (which ever you prefer) and let's see them settle everything.



Ham & Cheese On A Roll Please,
Drizzy the Delicatessen

Dat Chick Of The Week..(Week of December 7th)

So as I stated last week this little award we give out every week here at AppleBeans will revolve around the whole theme of Christmas.....Last week my dude Scrooge got it and this week we have to give big ups to the lady that keeps the fat guy up north happy. So shout out goes to Mrs. Claus....Although it seems you keep the man starving every year cuz he eats up all our milk and cookies (not cool)....but wateva keep up the good work and making sure all the elf and reindeer are in check....AppleBeans appreciate all the good work....





Naughty & Nice,
DrizzleToe

Tiger Woods Remix Lmao

lmfaooo hahahahhahahhaha ahhahahaahhahahhah man this guy is straight BEAT. Well thats what happens when your a dumbass.

Ms. Argentina Dies After Butt Surgery?!?

Well its a sad sad day when a woman dies after trying to better society. I mean lets face it, no one likes a flat ass, and as Ms. Argentina she went out of her way to set an example, to set the tone if you will. Unfortunately something went wrong, REALLY wrong. Females take this a lesson, your ass is NEVERRRR and I mean NEVER good enough. Its a sad sad fucking day in history I tell ya. RIP Ms. Argentina, a true soldier for life.
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Take 'Em Back

Let's enter the time machine real quick and go back to our childhood and tell me this wasn't the shit back in the day...Everyone was doing this dance and don't front....No I'm not talking abt MC Hammer or Vanilla Ice even thou I bumped that shit....I'm talking abt my homie Steve Urkel and the Urkel Dance.....Do the Urr Urr Urr Urkel....wow peep O-Dawg aka Larenz Tate before Dead Presidents....crazy when you see actors back in the day.




Did I Do That?
Drizz Urkel

Booty Pop!!!!

Aww man chicks are gonna be deceiving men until the end of humanity this is nonsense....Booty Pop panties really?!?!?!? Listen if you don't have a butt so what don't fake the funk with this piece of shit.....what's gonna happen when you abt to get it popping (no pun intended) are you gonna be like don't grab my ass cuz its only padding. Fuck that if you don't have a butt maybe you were not meant to have one so let your natural ass handle everything for you.....This is so stupid...peep dude when the chick walks by lmao that is every man in the world I swear....



Big Booty Hoes,
Drizzy Pop