Dat Dude Of The Month (Month of August)

OK so another month has come to an end so we must distribute the most coveted award since a Grammy....Dat Dude Of the Month. It really hasn't been much of a summer but how could we end the summer without shouting out The Boys Of Summer....Those who watch the show know who I'm talking abt.....A slight change this month...its not only one dude but a gang, click, crew...wateva u would like to call these guys....Those Dudes of the Month for the month of August are the boys of Entourage....Vinny, E, Drama,Turtle & last but not least Ari may you please come get your award you deserve it....




P.S. Sloan (Emmanuelle Chriqui) is o so bad!!! Google her if you don't know.

I'm Out,
Drizzy

Disney Opens The Safe

So this just in Disney has purchased Marvel for a whopping $4 billion.

Looks like the new Spider-Man movie will have features from Goofy and Donald Duck as the bad guys....

Read Me

Stan Lee just got paid.

Comic Con,
Drizzy Mouse

Successful

Here is the new Drake video with an added verse from my boy Trigger (Trey Songz)...

Video is cool real chill mode and it's very dark something that makes the video what it is...

Check it out & let me know what you think:



Money & The Cars, I suppose,
Drizzles

WTF Sonic....

Dead ass Sonic better taste like Jesus' anus because the wait there is a solid and i mean SOLID 3hrs. I aint waiting in a 3 hr line for some fucking fast food. Fuck all that. Has anyone ever been? Is it worth it? If you tell me yes then come thru and wait in the line for me because aint shit worth waiting 3 hrs for.

MicroSOFT

This is why Apple has the title...




Photoshop Deez,
Drizzy Jobs

Dat Dude of The Week (Week of August 31st)

DDOW is coming a lil early this time around but due to his death I felt like he deserved this week's award. Dat Dude of the Week is DJ AM. Sneaker head sorta like myself he has to get his shine here on AppleBeans. He was found dead today at 5:20 PM in NYC. A life taken way too soon. Many may not know him but this dude was a sick DJ. He was 36 years old. It is so weird that he and Travis Barker were the only survivors of that plane crash last September and I always said they were meant to live after that. Life is crazy and death is even crazier. DJ AM you will always be remembered.




RIP

Say I love you to those close to your heart because life is too short.

Scratching away,
DJ Drizzy

Music

Here's some new shit to ride out to...

Listen

&

Enjoy


This is the Hov we know and love listen as he goes in:



&

The song was old now with new verses and two other artist you may have heard of before:




Shutting Shit Down In The Mall,
Drizzles

How Are You Doing...

OK blogger world let's switch positions.... We always vent and shit over here, how are you guys doing out there and why are you heated/mad or why are you so fucking happy cuz I would like to be the same way.....So leave something, tell the gang something interesting, what's your favorite movie/food/porno star? I'm abt the random of the world so I would like to know what's up....


So get to it guys and gals of the blog world.... There are plenty of things you can type so put those fingers to use cuz I care trust me...



Feeling Great,
Drizzles

Finally a Fucking Sonic

Well after years of seeing commercials of some shit that I can't even shoot a missile at, finally Sonic has arrived to a destination closer then Africa. I ain't going to front, I'm pretty open. I have uber high hopes for this right now... od amped. If this shit disappoints in the slightest, OOOOFFFFFF I'll be HEATEEEED. But lets not talk negative, because there is no way such a hyped up spot like that would be wack... right Krispy Kreme?

I'll let yall know how it issssss

Shocked?

Well here at AppleBeans we really care about safety, so let me start off by saying good thing no one got hurt. Ok with that being said why do we continue to let women drive? I mean time after time after fuckin time we see some bullshit on the road involving either a woman or an old person. When is Johnny Law going to understand, you must re test old people at the age of 65 and every 5yrs after, and for women, well I'll be generous and say every 2 yrs. Get tight at me if you want but facts are facts. I know PROBABLY a handful of women who can actually maneuver a motor vehicle. Deadass, look at these chicks, smiling and shit. They would think a car accident is funny. Dios mios..

How corny is this?

How tight must this chick be? Seriously, this has to be the most embarrassing shit ever... I mean ladies imagine driving by the motel 6 and see some shit like that... how the fuck is that even remotely romantic? haha I guess nothing says I love you more then proposing on a cheap hotel sign. At least sac up and do it at the Bellagio or something, not on some random exit on the highway. What a herbito..

Bum rapper...

Everyone in the world has that 1 or more rapper that is DOODOO but they think is nice... over the weekend I along with Drizzles and few others had this convo and now i propose it to you folks... whose the herb rapper that you fuck with? Personally my bum rapper is BOOSIE BAD AZZ!!! WIPE ME DOWN! I dont know how you can consider him a bum rapper but I guess some fools do, either way that dude is hillarious to me, from his voice to the shit he says, classic. I was on the fence about considering Jim Jones a bum rapper but for the sake of this discussion I rule him out.... so who is yours?!?!?

Thanks 4 Stopping By...

OK viewers we appreciate all the love ya showing us and we want ya to keep tuning in....yea the past few weeks have been kinda slow but don't think we forgot abt ya.....One thing we urge here at AppleBeans is not only viewing post but also commenting. I don't want to ask ya to comment on everything just shit you may like or leave a suggestion fuck it....We feel like the things we are posting are just going unseen and shit so start writing shit even it's a simple LOL or Good post.....so get a log-in be anonymous if you want but just leave a lil something something...


One other thing we're having a casting call for one, let me repeat ONE female to go in on their blog shit. We need to appeal to ladies too so we feel that a female blogger is needed to reach that fan base....There are no requirements you just have to be heartless and ruthless like the boys of AppleBeans....So resumes and applications can be sent to the comments section of this post if you're interested....The lucky lady will be picked come next Friday September 4th 2009. So get ur shit together and apply.

Who will it be?


Picking Out The Hat,
Mr. Drizzles A. Smith

Dat Dude of The Week (Week of August 24th)

Another week means another honor for that one human being who is doing their thing in the world....let's see who should it be????

This guy is the man and if you follow baseball you know he's been hot as of late and if you have ears and eyes you know the dude has a list of A++ chicks....He is a proven champion and always carries himself in a manner everyone looks up to....Enough of the pumping...this week's DDOW award goes to none other than Derek Jeter.




Dude is a G plain and simple. It's kinda difficult to disagree.


I'm Gone,
Drizzy Jeter

Bye bye chedder plax

Damn, Plax got waxed with a 2 yr jail sentence for pulling a chedder bob. I must admit, he deserves it. haha thats all.

Everyone Is Shedding The Fat

OK little update from the gaming world...Sony is about to release the new PS3 which is slimmer and more cost efficient than its predecessor. The new price tag is 300 cash with a 120 GB hard drive. It is planning on hitting stores the first week of September. It is visibly smaller and more affordable. Peep the video. And go here for more pics and shit.



Signing Off,
Drizzy

Everyone peep this ASAP

http://inside.nike.com/blogs/nikewomen-en_US/

THE FAM GOES HARD! This is our homegirl Sarina doing her motherfuckin thing... so check it out yall

Grandma is brolic

SHIIIIIIIIIIIT..... someone tell her to add weights on it! Then she'd be a real G! 85 and you cant do at least your age? Come on lady step it up...

Paulus to start at QB for Cuse.. NO SHIT

What were people surprised? Obviously this suck ass was going to start thats the only reason he came to Cuse. They top him off over in Cuse, it was a no brainer. Why did they wait so long to announce this shit. Better question is, WHO GIVES A FUCK. Unless they sign Jesus Christ at RB, and Moses at WR, we have a better chance beating the C team in pop warner then a big east game.

Click here if you give a fuck.

Cant say im surprised...

Favre is back... again... and again. Not going to talk much about it, but if the Vikings think grandpa pick 6 is the answer to their problems then they are in deep doodoo. Pass on Vick to sign Favre... yup makes sense!

P.S. GO FUCK YOURSELF BRETT

Where The Wild Things Are Trailer

My favorite book growing up.....I can't wait to see this, looks pretty cool. It's always hot when the things we grow up on come to some sort of reality....



Wild Child,
Drizzles

Dat Dude of The Week (Week of August 17th)

OK Dudes and dudettes....another week another award.....this week we had to give the award to the one man on this Earth that's faster than fast, speed demon, Mr. Where Did he Go?, strides reminiscing of a gazelle, the guy is just too quick to describe.....With no further or due Dat Dude of The Week for the week of August 17th goes to Sir Usain Bolt....It's like Papa P read my mind and posted the video below.



I just don't see how it is possible this guy continues to break his own record.....he is a beast....All I can say is WOW!!!! Dude is like a fucking real life Flash....nuts!!!


Swoosh,
Drewsain Bolt

ZOOOOOOOM turn around!

Fastest rudeboi on this bumbaclot planet, and he just keeps getting faster.

So Tiger IS in fact a human after all....

Cant say Im not disappointed, Tiger going into Sunday with a lead? at a major? Where he was 14-14? Shit I would've bet my cock if I was a betting man, thanks god im not, I would be cockless, and sad. But thats beyond the point, some asian man straight up disrespected Woods, and its all his fault. 5 bogeys my man? 5?? On a Sunday dog? Thats how you going to treat the man that gave you all this talent? On his day!??! haha im done pumping.. I dont care that he lost, he just shouldnt have lost.

Justice.

Finally my man Mike Vick is back in the league. Why did the Eagles sign him? Honestly im still trying to figure it out. My first assumption is wildcat but then Mcnabb would sit out... maybe for rest cuz they think mcnabb is getting old? Who knows but Im happy for him. Why the fuck didnt the Vikings go after him??? Oh duhhh they got Gus Ferrote and Tavarus Jackson... Who needs Vick! Any ways on a serious note the people in Philly can chill out wit that dog fighting shit. Its over with, nigga served his time. How is it right that he got 2 yrs prison time and a 6 game suspension but Stallworth got 0 prison time and a yr suspension, and he killed a HUMAN, not a fuckin dog. Dont get me wrong, I love dogs no doubt, but he served more than enough time and seems to me sincerely sorry for what he did. I dont know if anyone seen them bitchasses protesting outside the stadium but one sign said "Hide your beagle, Micheal Vick is an Eagle." Come on now, im not sure that necessary. Actually its not, not one bit. Well it dont matter what the fuck they say now... my man Vick is no longer unemployed.

Boredness

So I woke up this morning and went to work and realized that it is fucking Friday the 14th...You know wats so special abt today nothing at all....The reason I bring it up is cuz I can do whatever I want and say whatever I want.....there really is no point to this post right here I just feel like typing because I'm fucking bored and wat not....so I'm going to google google and see what I can find out abt it....

I'm going to leave you with a list of amazing things:

-Dolphins because legend has it the ones from the Amazon are shape shifters and have been seen taking the shape of humans (true story go to the Museum of Sex if you don't believe me)
-Burgers...I love em
-Music
-Blastoise nice ass Pokemon
-Aerodynamics
-Cups made of gold
-Japanese ppl
-Peter Pan and the Lost Boys
-Sweet & Sour Sauce
-Shorts
-Water laced with X
-Who Framed Roger Rabbit on VHS
-Festivals
-Steak & Mash Potatoes
-The wigs judges used to wear
-Rocket Launchers
-Dancing babies
-Chicken Fingers
-Flying Elephants so what if it was in a movie
-Johnny Quest
-The Indian dude that rolled with Johnny Quest
-Family Guy
-Salt Water Taffy
-Memory Eraser from MIB
-3-D glasses
-Bruce Willis

This list makes absolutely no sense but once again fuck you and I don't really care...

Bored,
Random Drizzles

Random Fact of The Day

If you stare at a television upside down for 3 hours a day for two days straight you can improve your vision by 30%.


Eye Opening,
Drizzy the Optometrist

Only in the Cuse.....

Deputy Tasers Mom In Minivan

I feel bad for the bitch.... like the cop couldn't chill out? in front of the kids? You know how fucked up the kids are now? Now they see mami as a criminal.

Na psyche its Syracuse, dumb weird shit is supposed to happen there.

Drive Slow Homie...

Random Fact of The Day

A single wild berry contains about 6-7 vital nutrients which is equivalent to a three course meal.

Berry Picker,
Drizzles, Hunter/Gatherer

Only In Beantown

Is it me or did Kevin "Bitchass" Youkilis of the Bawston Red Sox clearly lose the fight yesterday against Rick Porcello of the Detroit Tigers. This guy is the ultimate herb....OK ur tight you got hit by the pitch so you go after pitcher fair enough....you struck fear in the child I would say..shit with an under bite like that you strike fear into me and half the world....but back on track to the reason why Youk is a bitch/pussy/soft cock sucker is because he starts the fight by throwing the helmet....You threw the helmet!!!!! Trying to cause a distraction huh?!?! Well it wasn't much of a distraction. So the fag, I mean Youkilis attempts to tackle the kid Porcello and not only fails at it but manages to get the reverse treatment and allows Porcello to tackle him....Well Mr. Youkilis you lost this battle, at least you won first prize in the "Look Like an Idiot" contest....



P.S.
They should have let Edwin Jackson loose he was gonna fuck someone up.

Sparring,
Drizzy

Baller ass shit...

Whats the most expensive phone right now, iphone? you think droppin 5 bills on a phone is baller, think again...

Vertu is an upscale division of Nokia, one I'm sure like 15 people have actually heard of. They specialize in making phones that serve no other purpose than to look cool and burn through green. Well their latest effort is an ode to the automotive world, featuring phones clad with carbon fiber. The phones also share an automotive price tag at a hefty 9800$!@*

Full story here...btw homie kept it real and posted that his boss had one and was an idiot for spending that much on a phone. the next dude kept it realer and said "you cant put a price on pussy!"

Hyperize

Velvet Hoops is nasty with it, which leads me to my next question. CAN YOU IMAGINE THE BLAZERS!?!

Just Dance!!!

Okkk errrybody I dunno if u guys watch ABDC but I do and as a BX representer I gotta show big ups to Rhythm City straight outta the Bronx!!! These dudes and gals held it down on the first episode and Ima be cheering for them all the way. Heres a lil clip


Pop-N-Lockin,
MaRvElOuS cOnTrOvErSy S.K.A. TurBo frOm da X

Random Fact of The Day

Left handed people tend to die at an earlier age than right handed people..

Un-Lucky Lefty,
Drizzy

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of August 10th)

Second week of August here and what would a DDOW award be with out one of the boys of summer Mr. Ari Gold himself aka Jeremy Piven...

There's not much to say about the guy cuz he has it....

He's on one of the/if not the hottest show on television, he's hilarious, he has a movie coming out this Friday (The Goods, go see that!)....he's on top right now and who is gonna stop him....


So congrats Mr. Piven you've earned it, from a coked up Magician, to Agent to the Stars, to a Car Salesman...is there anything you can't do?

Lloyd!!!!,
Drizzy Gold

Why he do that for?

GADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAMN.... I mean yea Stackhouse is like 60 going on 61 but it dont matter, you cant get yammy yammed on like that... and dont ignore the 1st nigga getting bopped, dude was jumpin like kris kros.... slamalamadingdong my nigga

Street Art

I believe this is some of the sickest shit out there but that's just me....

This is some cool art that you may just walk pass one day and be like WTF?!?!

Click to enlarge:







Some more here...


Sidewalking,
Drizzles

Broom bitch what happend?

Ive got to admit it, they raped us. Point blank period. From the time that Grandpa Smotlz picked up the rock to Ellsburys last out, I had a sick ass feeling. How in the fuckin fuck do you 30+ innings w/o a run? Besides the fact that we ran into CC circa last season that shit is unacceptable. We hit like -.600 or some shit in the 4 games, got outscored 25-8, straight out got manhandled. So now I sit here with my squad 6.5 back... am I pissed? Of course who the fuck wouldnt be, but am I worried? I must admit a little bit. Reason being our "best bullpen in baseball" is turning into a giant shit show. Not to mention Tito is doing weird things like starting Yoooooouk in LF and starting Kotchman at 1st. Now everybody know this shit aint over, by no means. We have 2 weeks to get our shit together before the boys in blue come to the bean. Big papi has to put this steroid shit in the past and start actually hitting the ball. Wakefield has to strap up because our rotation is hurting. Lester and Beckett are the only 2 that did what they had to do. Hell even Bucholz did ight, wasnt good enough, but I took some good out of his outing. So enjoy the sweep and the lead mi amigos from NY... just dont get too comfortable, we (real baseball fans) know this shit is far from over...

I Think This Shit is Cool...

I fucking love these commercials man....So sick....the whole idea is so hot:

Let me know what you think:







Fuel Efficient,
Drizzy

Random Fact of The Day

There are close to 7,000 babies born a day.

Goo Goo Ga Ga,
Drizzy

Day Of Rest

Happy Sunday fuckers....the kid just got back from getting his fresh on and thought that Sunday is supposed to be the day of rest but in all reality there is no resting here at AppleBeans....we must continue to go in as we usually do ya dig....I have to step my game up I know it cuz I've been slacking on my macking slipping on my pimping....I will continue to provide post that you can notice me by its that simple....so from this day forward I will make sure to go in like a nail in the wall. So with that being said HAPPY SUNDAY MOTHERFUCKAAAASSSS!!!!!



Love,
Drizzles Esq.
AppleBeans Inc.
CFO

I dig it

Dont really care what you say but for some reason i fucks with this song... so enjoy it sucka

Random Fact of The Day

Water is used as an engine fueler in most countries.



Wawta,
Drizzle - n. Light Raindrops

Lets be real Giants...

No way, no how, not humanly possible, impossible, cant believe, stupid. All thoughts that ran through my mind when the Giants made Eli the 3rd HIGHEST, I repeat 3rd HIGHEST, paid player in the league. Are you fucking kidding me? Eli isnt even a top 5 qb never mind a top paid player. How the fuck is he making more cash then his (3 time mvp) brother? How the fuck did the Giants let this happen? NFLPA? Jesus? Especially with a possibility (about 92%) that he wont have Plax. This now makes him the #1 overpaid player in the world in my book. Right up there with Allan Houston. No one with a functioning brain with a decent amount of brain cells can tell me he deserves it. Especially when the Giants lost 4 out of their last 5 last season, where Eli threw a whopping 3 TD passes. This by no means is hate, I just cant justify Eli fucking Manning bein the highest paid player in the league. Giants will be lucky to make the playoffs this season, and that my friends is no joke.

Fuck is good with this dog?

I dont even know where to begin.... I guess my first question is whats this dogs beef with Obama? Did he pass on him at the pound? How the fuck do you even train a dog to not eat treats? Thats like a fat kid passing on a cheeseburger, shit just dont happen.

Video of the year!!

Yo if this shit don't win a grammy or some shit then I've lost all faith in mankind. Shit will get me stressn n tessn n stuff. For those who've seen it, fuck it watch it again, if not then sit back and enjoy quality music(video).... RIP ray ray

ps. i wonder if its still cold in the d

BET.... what happened?

Am I the only one that thinks BET is fuckin diarrhea? I havent taken that channel seriously since Free and AJ got shelved for roxy and herb (dk what his name is but he sure is a herb). It is the biggest wanna be channel on TV. BET would do anything to be MTV, not that I blame em cuz MTV is obviously a successful channel, but BET is straight fuckin BUNS. What happened to my nigga Hits from the streets? That shit was funny as fuck, or the REAL Rap City with my son Big Tigger, What the fuck happened to that shit? Do they even show Rap City anymore? The booth session on them shits were SERIOUS! Just like the freestlyes fridays on the old 106&park, SERIOUS. Now its a bunch of herbs on the mic goin "uh uh yea uh ima get em uh uh" I wish I could throw my remote directly at their grill piece they piss me off so bad. Basically Im just disgusted with what BET has become, am I the only one that feels this way?

And Again....

OK so this has been the third Cock Crime in the last 3 weeks.....Ladies why must you continually go there...This is not fair like come on theres like fucked up shit and then there is male genital hatred which is as extreme as it gets....WTF!!!!

I'm going to start a protest for women to cease the torture of our prized possessions. Seriously ladies get a grip damn it

READ ME


Cock Blocking for Safety Reasons,
Drizzles

Random Fact of The Day

An echidna is one of only two mammals that lays eggs.


Egg Popping,
Drizzles the Echidna

Random Fact of The Day

The first bicycle was introduced in Mannheim, Germany in 1817 by Karl Drais.


Touring France,
Drizzy Armstrong

your thoughts...

Racism. Ugly word. Used far too much. For those of you who have seen me in person, I know its hard for you to tell that I am not black, but surprisingly I am Puerto Rican(!). Now the reason I bring this up is because I play video games. A LOT. Anyways, when I play I like to play online, and obviously many other people play as well. Well I like to play with my friends, and being from the hood we happen to speak a different language from other people. Well I am good at these video games. Because I am good, i catch a lot of heat, mostly from what I assume are white people. When playing online obviously all you can do is hear, so assumptions are made. Anyway my point is that when I play online, I AM BLACK. I get the occasional "beaner" (which is a shitty term for Mexican) but for the most part im a "nigger". Now it is hard for me to fully comprehend the diffuculties of being a black person. Being a minority I am subject to dealing with racist things all the time. I share the burden of black people to an extent. But it is unimaginable to me fully understand how unfair it is to be black. Now these people can be real fucking dispicable online, and my only response to them is that they would say -4% of what they were saying online to people's faces. Well it got me thinking...Is it White peoples fault that they are racist today? Can we blame it on tradition and social pressure to be racist? Is it feasible to say that If Black people happen to be the majority throughout history, this issue would have been flipped? Just my thoughts. Like I said, I'll never really be able to truly feel how much it sucks to be subject to shit like that, but when I play I really do get a pretty decent idea.

What Education??!?!?

Click

You know a part of me wants to support this chick, I mean shit we pay all this money to get this "education" that will supposedly help our careers but yet how the fuck can we start one without a job! But since I and the rest of the world read and watch the news we know that there is something called a RECESSION and ALOT more people are getting LAID off, not HIRED. Stupid bitch are you serious? Its not like she was a fuckin brainiac either, bitch had a 2.7, if shes tight what about the people who dont have jobs and graduated with a 3.9!?! Riddle me that one joker. Her attendance is good??? What the fuck does that mean? Fuck attendance me and my roomate attended 0 and I repeat 0 psy classes and still passed with flying colors, so dont feed me the attendance shit, grow up were talking about college here. Lmao yo ahhaha the more I think about this story the more ridiculous I find it. Cant find a job after college? Sue!! Blame the school, not the fact that you probably suck a fat dick at interviewing, or that your probably dumb as rocks, or that our economy is sitting in hell with satan. No no, sue the school. Let us know how that goes... dumb bitch

Why Why Why?!?!?!

Enough is enough what's with these women out there torturing the male species.....I'm tired of hearing about women messing with the genitalia of men...why must you go that far, seriously????

This shit is getting out of hand....Read Me

Glued,
Drizzy

Random Fact of The Day

35% of Germany's population consist of dogs

Woof Woof,
Drizzolf Hitler

Bitches is hoes!!!!

I might get a lot of heat for this one...but Ima say ALL ok not all just 99.6% of bitches are hoes!!!!!!!! Well ok i'll take it back when I say hoes they juss like to fuck mad dudes and lie to em =P. Lol Don't get me wrong ladies I LOVE ya'll but its juss yall are some deceiving little things who like to get it poppin. But heyyy someones gotta keep ma dick wet right? LMAO anyways I'm done venting now juss thought i'd share my evil thoughts with the worlddddddddddd....


Smocking The UnSmocKAblE
MaRvElOuS cOnTrOvErSy S.K.A. CoCkAsaUruS

Dat Chick of The Week (Week of August 3rd)

OK new month, four new ppl....this week we're gonna do it for the ladies.....Might as well start it off right

Actress

Lead Singer of her own rock band (not the game)

Mother

All around a work of art I must say

She's married to one of the most successful actors out...

It is my pleasure to present to you Dat Chick of The Week, the beautiful,

Mrs. Jada Pinkett-Smith....
(And yes she has her own rock group check em out if you have to..Wicked Wisdom)



P.S.
Check her show Hawthorne on TNT the reviews were pretty good and she's a good actress so I'm pretty sure she goes in ya dig..

Pleasure to share the last name,
Drizzles Smith

Dat Dude Of The Month (Month of July)

Well with month's end comes Dat Dude of the Entire Month....Yeah there were 4 ppl that held down weeks but this guy takes the cake for the month....

Actor turned rapper/singer

Canadian

Jewish/African American

Rolls with the hottest rapper out

His buzz is kinda of big maybe could sell a blank disc if he wanted to..

With no more stalling if you don't know by now, Dat Dude of the Month award for the month of July 2009 goes to none other than Aubrey "Drizzy" Drake Graham....

You earned it kid, you have the summer on lock and key, keep doing your thing thing and your fan base will continue to grow....

Some music to just chill & listen to,

A couple of my faves out of many....






and last but not least:


Young Moolah Baby!!!
Drizzy (He Stole It From Me)

Dude loses lottery ticket...

Congrats mon freir, you are now the biggest jackass in the western hemisphere. If you have a 500k lottery ticket muthafucka you better hold on to that so tight not even the jaws of life could unlock your grip... i mean you better caress and stroke that ticket as if it were your johnson. No fuckin explaination for this fuck up, and if you feel bad then you might need to check your pants to make sure your nuts are still there. Idk how to say that for females so try and picture that but for chicks. Basically im saying your soft as a cotton. Id be gaddamn...


Amen to the person who finds the ticket.... I wouldnt give it back, shoulda took better care of it.

How much is too much?

Ok so I know we all had this discussion or atleast thought about it but I'm wondering how many sexual partners is too many? I would like to know for a man my age (23) how many is too many from a guys view and a womanns view? I would also like to know for a girl around the same age how many bodies is just too much? Please share your thoughts and why you feel that way. I personally feel their is no limit to guys as long as they keep it real because quite frankly penis does not get flabby and loose while vagina does. I think at this age over 10 for a female (which i bet everyone has for the most part) is just a lot!!! Feedback people


Piping Out,
MaRvElOuS cOnTrOvErSy S.K.A. PoOdLe PIed PipEr

Some Gaming News

Some cool shit on the horizon. First off if you havent heard, them fools over at activision got me hooked on guitar hero(and you know im nasty too...) and now they got some other things cookin. DJ hero is set to drop this fall and features some really cool gameplay. Pictured is the DJ "controller" bundled with the game. You can see buttons on the record, which actually moves to emulate "scracthing" along with the crossfader alongside it. The controller pictured above is actually a special edition dubbed the renegade edition, featuring exclusive content from jay hova and slim shady themselves(duh), and this dope controller make-up. No word yet on whole official track list, but i know jay is throwing in h to the izzo(forrizzle my nizzle) and dirt off your shoulder. If youre not hyped its cool, but check out the videos of satisfaction x boom boom pow and tell me youre not a little bit juiced...



Im also sure you guys know the savagery that goes on when I play call of duty. Well everyone knows that Modern Warfare 2 is close, and of course my natural skills will seamlessly transfer over to the new gameplay and ill be stackin bodies on my sniper rifle with the quickness. Im sure not all of you have seen the "prestige edition". For a buck fitty, you not only get the limited edition version of the game, but you also get night vision goggles. Im not lying. Night vision goggles. Seriously... For 150 im sure its not everyones cup of tea, but im sure many of us need nightvision goggles for many other things, so why not play call of duty with them?

Really Mcdonalds....

Seriously this is a question I have had since I was a young papa.... what time does lunch usually start? To me its anywhere from 1130-1230... so why the FUCK does breakfast end at 1030???? How is it that I go to the drive thru this morning and the bitch said "Good morning would you like to try our angus cheeseburger?" I was like huh, you do know its 1030 right... why the fuck do I want an angus burger at 1030? Why doesnt it make sense to still have eggs, bacon, sausage, biscuit, pancakes, hash brown? Not fuckin chicken nuggets, big macs, filet-o-fish. The nonsense has to stop and it has to stop NOW! I mean if you enjoy a big mac for breakfast then do you, personally I think your a weirdo but nontheless do you, but you cant tell me its normal. Ima have to holla at that red headed fuck bag Ronald and see what the fuck is good.