Nightmare On Elm Street....

I'm not gonna lie I'm kinda hyped.....Let's hope the movie doesn't disappoint. It shows promise....Either way I may check it out...



1, 2 Drizzy's Coming For You,
Drizzy Kruger

REAL TALK.... END THE BULLSHIT

Click here to read the full article then come back and read what the fuck I have to say..

What's cool about beating somebody up? Why is that the main focus for some people? To fuck someone up so bad that there's a possibility of death? What the fuck is so cool about that? I'm not the fighting type, (don't mistake that for soft, cuz if need be I'll knock u out. PERIOD), so I can't understand why this shit continues, especially to this degree. Poor fucking kid talk about being at the wrong place at the wrong time, dude found himself in the middle of WW3 and shit and as a result died. Because some chump motherfuckers had beef this poor nigga took the ultimate L. Shoot me for saying this but how the fuck do you expect white people NOT to look at us as criminals?? I fully understand shit like this happens with them too but lets keep it a fucking 100.... its us the MAJORITY of the time on TV looking like fucking goons. This shit is fucking bullshit, I'm tight as fuck right now. WHEN THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE GOING TO LEARN????? When is it time to grow the fuck up? And don't give me that product of my environment shit, oh cuz the niggas on your block rob and shit does that mean you do too? Cuz the niggas on your block walk and talk a certain way you do too? FUCK NO, Be your own fucking man. You know the phrase "sky's the limit?" That shit is LEGIT...you telling me niggas in the hood have never made it out and been successful? Pick up a fucking book and read it... oh school ain't for you? Then get a motherfucking job and make money...cuz that's what makes the world go round...not jumping somebody... not shooting somebody.. nah none of that shit, that's weak... fucking bright future smashed cuz of some bullshit... Lord when will this bullshit end? RIP to the homey and my prayers are with his family.

I'm BaCkkk....5!!!

Wow guys i Know its been a long time but shit takes away to train for space flight and work on suitable bathroom for my home on the moon, for those of you that were never informed I have had a down payment on the moon for a while and finally my dream home is coming true. You guys should see it, maybe I'll post a pic of it soon but yea feels great to be back and not bouncing around all the time. So whats new wit me? COCK!!!!!!!!!!

Explanation

Before anyone reads this and accuses me of plagiarism I will cite my sources. LOL
The passage was about Harlem I changed it up a lil and made it about the Bronx.
Also I did this like sophomore yr of college so its kind of outdated in regards to style and such, but its pretty good let me know what you think.

A note from my myspace pg...thought I would share!!!

I'm from New York City... Boogie Down Bronx A.K.A Home of the Yankees... where we buy a fresh pair of kicks just to wear them in the rain, spend $150 and up on a pair of jeans like True Religion, Rock & Rublics, Sevens, Antik denims, and Citizens... We started the La Coste thing... now we only rock Nautica... I'm from the place where white teez are only used for undershirts... as far as foot wear goes its either air max, acg's, pradas, shoxs, constructs, all white airs that we only rock once or twice, and Mauri's... When it gets cold Mormots is the only jacket you'll find us in ($700 a coat) or of course a Pelle... no more north face, roca wear, sean john, coogi, fila, reebok, that shit was worn in the BC (before cash) days... and a nigga doesnt have to be gay cause he rocks fitted jeans... that baggy shit is wack and looks nasty... real niggas should prefer to have their money closer to them anyway... I also wanna let yall know I'm from the place that has the flyest bums in America... I'm also from the place where we only hook up 745s, and Range Rovers... not that old school shit where the rims cost more than the car... As far as getting money I KNOW YOU DONE SEEN A BRONX TALE BY NOW... shit aint change since 88 niggas still on the block pushing... We also talk tough where I'm form cause we do tough things!!! To all you ladies out there, if you ever come across a TRUE Bronx NIGGA that will be a good look for you (pause, no homo). Too bad this fly ass Bronx nigga is taken... Here it goes "Bronx influences New York... New York influences the United States... and the United States influences the World... Therefore Bronx Is where its at" P.S. "BX" Its not just a Hood it's a LIFESTYLE!!!!

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of September 28th)

The last week of September is here and we must shout someone out here at the spot also know as AppleBeans/Bean City Bright Lights/Apptown/ or whatever you want to call us...

So without breaking any tradition what so ever let's see who was picked out the hat for the coveted award of DDOW. I like to think of dude as a super hero sorta like Usain Bolt is Flash this guy is Aquaman. Maybe they should form a modern day Justice League. I'm pretty sure I gave it away but with no delay Dat Dude of the Week for the week of September 28, 2009 may I present to you Michael Phelps....



O and peep the bedroom:


(I doubt that's really his room but I wouldn't be surprised if he really had one like that)

This guy is a fucking beast and there's not much to say. Guy is a fucking fish who smokes weed. To me that's worthy of a hug and a hand pound. Mike if no one has ever told you this you are in fact the man. Any money bet he will figure out a way to break one his own records just cuz he can do that. So Mike please accept this award and keep up the good work in regards to your recreational activities at college parties, and continue to swim like a shark that smells blood. Clap clap bravo.

I'm Drowning,
Drizzy Phelps

NFL Week 3 Reactions...

Here we go.... 3 weeks late but suck it ez

- Jets D is real, like really real.
- VInce Young time? I think so
- Pats will be fine.... just wait till the rust gets out of Bradys system and Welker returns...UUUUUFFFFFF PAPAAA
- Ravens are pretty good....not too hyped tho cuz that offense just doesnt do it for me
- Did Tampa get a first down?
- Eli gets the job done...
- So does his brother.... at all times... flat out nasty
- I still dont like Brett Favre.... but good toss
- The skins, bucs, browns are the worst teams in the universe, oh yea the raiders are awful too
- Kickers kick the ball.... nothing more nothing less... so I agree with Jim Mora 100% (see comment below)

"You've got to make those kicks, especially in a game like this when you're in a game like this kicking and fighting and scratching and playing your tail off and you miss those kicks," coach Jim Mora said, anger growing in his voice. "Not acceptable. Not acceptable. Absolutely not acceptable."

.... truth
- Let your playmakers make fuckin plays... TEXANS... dont give it to your 2nd string RB on the 2 yd line in the middle of a comeback... what the fuck
- Broncos... how the fuck are they 3-0?? Well only allowing 16 TOTAL points is a start... D is serious I guess...

Papa P Top 5:
1. G-Men 2. Colts 3. Ravens 4. Jets 5. Vikings

I'm Back...4

How can everyone come back and not your boy Drizz not make a formal comeback too. My limo was late to the airport that's why I'm just getting here. Sorry guys please forgive me. My trip to Beijing was amazing we constructed 75 buildings to help house children with pets but the pets had to be blue tail parrots from Morocco. You would be surprised how popular those birds are in China. Anyway get ready for a great week it's gonna be a fun ride so hop on in and buckle up because we like to speed here at AppleBeans.

P.S.
I never left just wanted to be like the gang.

Shout out to my boy Rob Dyrdek and the Fantasy Factory.



We're Back Bitches,
Return of Drizzles

The Yankees Win...TTTTTTHHHHHEEEEEEE Yankees Win!!!!

Let me make it clear that the A.L. East title means nothing without the championship back in the Bronx, HOWEVER, O how good it feels to again be on top of baseball with not only the A.L. East title but the best record in baseball and to win the division title against our rival, the Red Sox. Now its on to the main goal of a championship...LET'S GO!!!!

Pierre suck it,
RaNGE

I'm Back 3...

As Pedro Yin Strutsberg III.... Son of the great Sir Pedro Yin Strutsberb II of New Youksanberg, Wackawillyville. Why am I not a sir you may ask? Well its cuz I didnt want to follow my dads footsteps... I wanted to do my own thing... So now I'm in winkywood, Germano, trying to find a home... good thing I have my laptop.... well guys Im back

I'm Back...2

Piggybacking off Ranges post, I'm also back. I was also busy but for a far greater cause. I worked in a convent in Congo where I "relieved" nuns before they took their final passage. tough work but someone has to do it. Anyways, that's it, so go make a sandwich...

The next BIG thing...

lmao dude kinda got nice... hahaahaha "Mcdonalds with the meat you get meat and a smile no bun" hahahahhahahahahahahaha lmao....

Click here to see the dude he has beef with... ummm that's a big motherfucker... like... really really big motherfucker

Gear Grinder

You know what really grinds the shit outta my gears....people who smack while they eat. WTF!!!! Why must you sound like a fucking horse while you eat a bagel. Yesterday some cock fuck on the E train was enjoying a bagel during the PM rush hour....don't ask me why he was eating a bagel at 7 at night I guess he just likes to eat them shits whatever....but this guy is going in on the fucking bagel smacking away. Dude I get the fucking point you enjoy your fucking bagel. Yummy big fucking deal but enjoy that shit that way in the comfort of your home not on a crowed train. Spit and shit is flying everywhere I didn't know I would need a poncho to take the train. Shit is disgusting dude....then he's drinking his water like he was dying of thirst, you know the sound people make when they drink water and they're hot, ahhhh. This dude had a great meal I guess, and no he wasn't homeless he had a suit on coming from work. That guy gets the nod for Doucher of The Week. Stop fucking smacking and keep your mouth closed while you eat. If you haven't noticed by now I was tight.

P.S. Fuck Mass Transit!!!!



Chewing Slowly,
Calm Eating Drizzy

I'm Back

Whats going on AppleBean'ers?!?! if you not feeling it too much you know what to do...I was away for a while because I have been really busy trying to get my life together...I wanted to finish school so bad and now that I have I am totally confused on what to do, not that I don't have options but I have so many options that I am overwhelmed with what road to take...as my nigga Kanye said "I know my destination but I'm just not there", and yea I still rock with Kanye even tho I can admit that what he did to Taylor Swift was ignorant and rude but whatever worst things are happening in this world but thats a topic for another time. But as I stated earlier I was away getting things together and feel rejuvenated and things are looking better...this also means that I will be writing and posting more often...yayyyyyyy!!!! LOL...on another note, the most important point I ask for ALL OF YOU to please be on the lookout for info regarding my entertainment and production company...I have been working very hard to get this off the ground and its really going to be something great...I have a bunch of hard working, passionate individuals working with me and the skys not the limit for us but the launching pad...good one right LOL...all jokes aside tho I would really appreciate support and also feedback...this is going to be a big time in my life and I would love to share it with all of you...so please keep a lookout for the big announcement coming really soon!!! signin out...till next time

do good
RaNGE

Shit On My Mind...

First off sandwiches are the shit. Second today is a nice ass day, why the fuck is it only Thursday. I woke up this morning with those two things on my mind sandwiches and Thursday. Today starts my weekend always has going back to college going to Chucks (that's a bar for you non-Syracusians out there). Technically I am quite happy that the weekend is here but also pissed that there is one more day in the way. Whatever I'm used to it now. I think the first thing I'm going to do when I get home is eat a sandwich scratch my head and balls and watch Pineapple Express, because that movie makes my day. AppleBean followers what is on your mind and what are you going to do today?

Let us know we like to hear from you....


R.I.P. Patrick Swayze....

Peace,
Drizz

Little Baby Is Going INNNN!!!!!

Shit that lil baby was ready to get it poppin!!! Can't say we don't love the cute shit over at AppleBeans... we have a heart you know!

Smile, It's Good For You

Well Ladies, I bet you never thought Cum could be so good for you! Well according to some PH.D mothafuckas, it is! I knew swallowing a load had to be good for the ladies, I mean the shit helps creates babies yo, swallowing it has to do something. 15,000 people is a solid enough # for me to believe this study. So drink up! Be merry! Help your own cause in decreasing the chances of breast cancer.

I'm really not trying to be funny but come on... this is great shit!!

"Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University.

Bahahhahah could not have said it better myself!

My Favorite Wack Rapper...

He goes in as usual hahaha:



It's your boy Plies baby!!!!

Gotta Get That Becky,
Drizzy

Forever And Ever And Ever.....

Hot song, decent video, they got the boy Hype to do his video for the year lol...

Peep and let me know what you think:



I Want This Shit Forever Man,
Drizzy

Stay Up Plax..

My heart goes out to Plaxico Burress for real... watching these clips of him today makes me actually feel bad... saying goodbye to your wife and kids.... ooofff that must be impossible.... well, see ya in a few

Chris Breezy

It's official this dude Affion Crockett is a fucking idiot....Shit is jokes peep it:



Dude had the Jesus Walks dance on point. HAHAHA!!!!

Hunting Chris Brown,
Drizzles

FINALLY

For those of you who don't watch Entourage go fuck yourself... For those that do... well, good. FIANLLLY my man E gave that snaggletooth twig bitch Ashley the boot. Not only did she deserve it, but she also deserves a cunt punt for being such a nosey bitch. I couldn't stand another episode of E all up on her and not the beautiful unsnaggletoothish Sloan.

P.S. Check how much of a pimp Turtle has become... if he wasn't a hardcore New York fan i would fuck with him... although he did top Brady off

P.P.S. Come on E, do it for the hood...

Dat Dude Of The Week...(Week of September 21st)

Let's see who shall it be this week....I'm going to go with a funny guy. Many of you may know him if you like boats and shit. He has an album out (Incredibad, Google it!), which you should go cop cuz it's pretty funny. Dat Dude of The Week for the third week in September goes to my boy Andy Samberg:



Here's some of his music if you never heard it:






Go see Hot Rod too if you haven't. The movie is hilarious and very under rated.

I'm On A Boat And...
Drizzy Samberg

Black Roc

I respect my boy Dame Dash, true heart of a hustler, always looking for a check. Make that paper Dame. Check the video below he might be on to something here. It seems pretty interesting to me.

Blakroc Project from Myrhax on Vimeo.

Riffs & Drum Rolls,
Drizzy Dash

KITTENS!!!!!!!

The funniest shit I've seen in a while......




Meow,
Feline Drizzy

LBJ

The dude is the man and I have nothing else say. I really think he has a shot to eclipse Jordan but that's just me. Don't crucify me. This guy was in high school swag surfing lightly and now he's on another echelon. Peep the video and just think of how he's slowly becoming one of biggest global icons of this generation.

LeBron in France. from Good Produce on Vimeo.

Witness,
LeDrizz James

Money Mayweather Make It Rain On Ya

The most 1 sided fight that I have seen in a long time, especially between 2 superstars. If you didn't peep the fight, you didn't miss much. Mayweather went in on Marquez from start to finish. Landing the jab whenever he pleased, coming with the right when he felt like it, blocking mostly anything Marquez threw his way, with a smile. Dude is the smoothest, quickest, smartest boxer out right now. Any bla bla about him being scared to fight pac-man should be tossed in the basura. Pac-man barley got by Marquez, on 2 occasions. That just ain't going to cut it with the money man. And someone tell Sugar Shane to go take a nap. He's a great fighter but most def no match for Money May. Best boxer in the world, maybe ever??? Who knows but being 40-0 helps your cause if you ask me.

Dat Dude Of The Century

Yo Apple eaters and Bean growers we really fucked and I feel so hurt. We forgot to give a certain man his props. He's the reason why I'm going to name my first son Michael, because it seems that most people named Mike produce greatness. So below please watch the video of my dude Michael Jeffrey Jordan:








This man is an icon, a legend. Produced what can be close to his own sneaker company but definitely a sneaker empire in Air Jordans. He made the game of basketball fun to watch. He went up and above the sport and even tried to conquer another one in the form baseball (not too successful). But he was the man nonetheless and because of that I would like to name Michael Jordan Dat Dude of The Century.

Like Mike, If I Can Be Like Mike,

Air Drizzles 12

RetroBlack/Varsity Red 11.5

Noir/Rpro

Made In China/Fabrique En

Chine/Hecho En China

Only Two...I Promise

Yea I didn't want to either but this one had me peeing all thru out my office.....I'm still laughing at this one......



I'm One of The Best of All-Time,
Drizzy

Only One...I promise

I know we said we wouldn't discuss the Kanye thing... but this picture made me lol smiley face

Wowzers

Not for nothing but I'm open as fuck right now.. like did she really do all that on this show? Did she really have to work the speaker like that? Well America the answer is yes... she did have to do all that because when you got a body like that you can damn near slap the Pope and be straight.. gaddamn those hips! conyooooo

Another Warning...

There's not a day that passes where some crazy shit happens in my life....This afternoon I was on my way to lunch and while I'm crossing the street I feel a tap on my shoulder. As soon as I turn around I'm looking in the eyes of a Sapphire Encrusted Giraffe. His name was Gilbert and he was lost and needed to find his way to Madison Square Garden. Don't ask me why he was on his way there but he had to get there badly. His neck wasn't as long as most giraffe's but he was still a giraffe. Apparently him and Geoffry from Toy 'R Us fame is his younger brother. Small world isn't it.

Animal Watching,
Drizzy the Zookeeper

Yet Another List....

Hey it's Drizzy here and how can I go a whole day without posting one of my infamous lists.

This one is dedicated to world travel....

Top Ten Places I Would Like 2 Base Jump From:

10. The Pyramids of Giza.

9. The Black Hills of South Dakota or more specifically Mt. Rushmore right off of Abe's forehead.

8. Meru Peak or "The Shark Fin" in the Himalayas.

7. The Statue of Liberty.

6. Burj Dubai the world's tallest building.

5. The Parliament building in Londan.

4. The Coliseum of Rome/Leaning Tower of Pisa.

3. A random window in any building.

2. The Great Buddha Statue in Bodhgaya, India

And finally...

1. The Michael Jackson Statue.



Jumping Out The Window With This One,
Base Jumping Drizzy

Warning indeed!

Well Drizzles something similar happened to me this morning... i woke to find my dog tyson fighting this pink iguana! How the fuck did an iguana make its way to boston?!?!? Better yet my apt?!?! Good thing tyson hooked em with the 1-2 poww poww.. wat a morning already..

This Day in History

September 16, 1932, the great Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi started one of his notorious protests by fasting in his Yerovda Jail cell.

I don't know how homie did it but props to him because although he had a small frame he was a very strong man. Clap Clap Bravo.

I don't think I can go a day without food but that's just me.

Always Eating,
Drizz the Historian

Warning!!!!

So I woke up this morning and checked under my cover to see a motherfucking raccoon sleeping on top of my feet. WTF?!?!? How the hell did a raccoon get to the hood and how the fuck did it get into my home. I proceeded to beat its ass with my bat signed by the GREAT Ken Griffey Jr. Yeah it has blood on it now but I'm still alive.

Let this go as a warning ladies and gents, lock up your doors and bolt your windows shut because you will not know what will enter your house during the night. Be careful out there, there is no telling if a baby kangaroo may sneak under your bed or a whale shark may invade your fish tank. Last week a three eyed deer was in front of my door asking for sugar. New York has officially become the Animal Kingdom.

This is the beginning.....
Andy the Ass

A Rap BCS?

So I was chillin wit a homie and we came up with an idea. A Rap BCS in other words a rap ranking system. For those that don't know what the BCS is, BING it! Anyways I think this idea is hot. We have so many talented artist out there and we feel like they need a rank. For example I think that Drake is like an up and coming TERROR in the game. He (for some, not me) is now beginning to take over peoples ipod over idk someone like Nas or something who has just fell off. So he would overtake Nas in the BCS. Something like that... Anyways are there any votes!?!? Feelings on this idea? DI ME! Im talking rappers that are alive! A top 10? Tough but let me give you the Papa P RAP BCS TOP 10....

1) Jay-Z 1.000
2) Lil' Wayne- .965
3) Drake- .955
4) Faboulos- .930
5) Kanye West- .925
6) Jadakiss- .910
7) Jeezy .900
7) Lupe Fiasco- .900
9) T.I. - .890
10) Styles P & Cam'ron & Juelz Santana- .875

Want your opinion applebeaners....

Tom Brady is TOM BRADY

Hey you know what, I like her heart. She did what every woman should do... chase greatness. It's fucking Tom Brady we're talking about.... if he runs, guess what? YOU FUCKIN SPRINT... Because even though he said like 1 sentence, he still said 1 sentence. That's all ESPN needs. The way they suck Brady all he needed to say was "chill" and she would've said thank you Tom, and proceed on topping him off. BRADY IS THE FUCKING MAN!!!

HAHAHAHA

Check the site below shit is hilarious...Walmart seems to be the spot to see the craziest shit in the world.

All I can do is laugh and piss my pants in no particular order.

http://peopleofwalmart.com/


Save money, Live better
Drizzmart

Star Search 2009

So there is battle brewing Google vs. Bing. I personally Google everything. I tried Bing once and thought of Google. The funny thing is that you can Bing Google and vice versa. Yeah it sounds like some sick sex act I know. But let's be serious has this what the Internet come to a battle of the search engines? Yahoo is even stepping their game up but let's be serious Google has owned their ass from Day 1. So which search engine do you use? Cuz I ran into a few ppl that actually love Bing. So leave a comment telling me what's the pros and cons of each.

Google That,
Drizzy

Don't You Hate...

Here's a list of things I hate:

1. Being broke. Living check to check isn't cool at all.
2. Boxes that say fragile on it. Makes me want to just drop the shit when I see it.
3. Season finales. They always end the show on some od shit.
4. Kaleidoscopes, don't ask why cuz I don't even know.
5. Al Sharpton, cuz he thinks he's the second coming of Jesus. Calm down homie.
6. Twilight is it really that good?
7. Vienna Sausages, them shits look disgusting.
8. Nicolas Cage. I think he's a shitty actor but that's just me. If you need proof go watch Wicker Man, but I'll warn you the shit sucks.
9. The state of North Dakota.
10. Telia Tequila.
11. Wisdom Teeth.
12. PICKLES!!! The most disgusting thing on the planet besides roaches that fly.
13. The number 73.
14. Awkward moments during fashion shows.

So that is a short list of mine. Let me know what you hate?

Hate, Hate, Hate,
Drizzles Hates Lists Too

Dat Dude of The Week (Week of September 14th)

Standing O..... *Clap* *Clap* *Clap*

May I give a round of applause to my man the Jigga Man, The God MC, J Hova, Mr. Carter, S. Carter, Hov, Jay-Z. You once again never cease to amaze me or many other of your fans. That was a helluva a show sir. That show was great made me think back on all of the songs I grew up with. That whole concert I never stopped singing any given song nor did I stop bouncing to the music. To add to the great show it was on 9/11 a day that will never be forgotten. Salute to you and cause of your great show you have brought our weekly award a few days early.....With no more delay Dat Dude of The Week for the 2nd week of September, I present to you Jay-Z...





Congrats Hov you definitely deserve it.

On To The Next One,
Drizz Dot Carter

Remember.....

Hey there AppleBeans followers.

Today is September 11, 2009. 8 years ago today a heinous act of terrorism hit our home front of the United States of America. I would like everyone out there just to take a moment out of their day and have a moment of silent prayer and remember all of the lives that were lost that day. It is very sad something of that magnitude hit so close to home especially with me living in NYC. Everyone in Pennsylvania and D.C. my heart goes out to ya too because as much attention is paid to NYC on this day let us not forget that people died at those two locations too. This day can never be forgotten because we continuously have to watch over our shoulders for we don't know if something like that will happen again. I still remember that day like it was yesterday. Can you? Post comments of your memories of 9/11/01.





May everyone who lost their lives that day rest in peace. You will never be forgotten.

Never forget,
Drizzy

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where the fuck are these children's parents at to be allowing this shit to go down? This is plain nuts, like cashews. Why the fuck would you allow children to do this shit. It baffles me. These adults are just allowing it and they go as far as dancing with the children themselves. I'm not sure if this is considered child pornography or what, but I am disgusted.



Why Don't You Have A Seat Right There,
Drizz Hansen

To cheat or not to cheat

Ladies and penis' its about time we had a somewhat serious discussion about life. A good friend suggested we blog about relationships and cheating. So here it is buddy.. Why is it that men can't keep their dicks in 1 vagina? or that women aren't satisfied with 1 dick? Trust me I know no one is perfect, after all we all are humans and ALL humans make booboos. But at some point in ones life that shit has to stop. Does it stop when you "fall in love" or should it not even reach that point? I know that question seems like a no brainer but there are plenty of people who have the, "she ain't wife(hubby) so fuck it" mentality. Is it wrong to think like that? In my opinion yes. Relationships have to start from somewhere. The respect level should never change. All I know is that I would fucking hate for something like that to happen to me... what do you think???

Get Him A Contract!!!!

My boy Eli Porter is a certified beast. This kid has bars for days. Dude said homeboy was in the gay parade....lmao. Why isn't he signed yo. This is ludicrous. He can beat any rapper out there. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!



Like Rosie O'Donnell at a bi-sexual bridal shower. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm The Best. I Deed it,
Drizzy Porter

Hip Hop Cartoons

Hip Hop Icons made into Simpsons.

They forgot a few but still hot regardless:



Mr. West:


Shady:


BIG:


Pac:


3 Stacks:


Weezy:


Snoop:


Fat Joe:


Easy-E:


Flava Flav:




Courtesy of Yeezy's Blog

DOHHHH,
Drizzy Simpson

Good shit..

(If only this gave him a serious concussion.... damnit)

As much as I hate the motherfucker, let me the first here on AppleBeans to congratulate Mr. Derek Jeter on his record tying achievement as the all time hit leader in Yankee history. Lots of greats played for that stupid fucking team and he probably is the best after the Babe. He also bangs bad bitches so that's a definite plus in my hood. But facts are facts and as far as I'm concerned he is still a Yankee and therefore can go commit that.

Fuck Wat You Think

I personally think Khloe Kardashian is hot. No not a ten but I would wife it up. Many tell me o Drew you like big girls, blah blah blah. I don't give a fuck I have an attraction to females with meat on the bones just as much as I like a thin chick. Back to the matter at hand. I love Kim yes, as well as Kourtney, shit Mom dukes is hot too, but there is something about Khloe. Maybe it's her attitude, maybe her thick figure but I love her. Call me crazy, call me a fat chick lover I really don't give a rat's ass. I like the girl what can I say. Don't judge fuckers!!!!





Keeping Up With Khole,
Drizzy Kardashian

Dunk of The Year????

OK check this video cuz this kid beasted...I'm not sure how someone can own hops of this magnitude but mankind is forever changing....Maybe one day the rim can be 18ft high and motherfuckers won't mind half a bit...

Angle 1:


Angle 2:


Hippity Hoppity,
Air Drizzles

Pay Attention

EMBED-Kid Hit in the Face by Field Goal Kick - Watch more free videos

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!! Heads up lil chump!

Ummmm?

What's this chicks deal? I mean talk about catching an L... I'm still puzzled on what she was doing... Was she trying to fly out the bus? Maybe she thought she was a basketball? Or better yet maybe she's just a dumb fuck that wanted to make an ass out of herself... If that's the case then ding ding, we got a winner. I know for sure if I was on that bus I would be pumping the shit out of that thump she took.... dumb ass

Doctors Are Rappers Now?

hhaaaha i guess its better then the bullshit thats out there a la soulja boy tell em.... although he does go in this track... peep the 2:30 mark hahaa and fuck it while your at it peep my man jimmy jones! Chicken Rotisserie haha lmao

Confused...

I never question Belichiks decisions, that's actually a sin in Boston. But what I will do is wonder to myself and aloud on why we traded ALL-PRO DL Richy Rich Seymour for a draft fucking pick. Yeah it probably will be a good pick assuming (with all right) the Raiders suck next season. Doesn't make sense because if we want to switch and use a 4-3 much more then the normal 3-4 why wouldn't you want a tall brolic monster like Seymour? But you know what, good. If Belichik says we don't need him them damnit we dont need him...

Dat Dude of The Week (Week of September 1st)

So the fall is here and we need to shout out someone else here at AppleBeans. Once again let's do it for the ladies. I personally love this chick and I think every guy can agree with me when I say this that she is one of the baddest chicks in the game. She has this aurora about her that is quite unexplainable. There is no reason why she is getting the award to be honest with you besides the fact that she is pretty hot...May I present Dat Chick of The Week for the 1st week of September on this splendid Labor Day; Megan Denise Fox....



Ciao,
Drizzy Bellentino

Hola from Buenos Aires, Argentina

Wat up mudda suckkas no I'm not in South America but I am chilling like an ice cube in a cooler. No videos today and no debates just me typing away and saying hello how are ya and good bye. For some reason I've come up with a case of writers block not too sure how but I have so don't judge me. I myself think that I specialize in laughter and making ppl laugh so that is my aim of this post... So I'll start out with saying my name is really Fredrick the Third. See no one knew that cuz I have masked my identity. OK I can see I lost all ya a tad bit. I also have twelve sisters and brothers huge family I know but hey we're the tightest family you will ever meet. My youngest brother's name is Harvey and he has two children one 12 and the other 3, both boys. Weird I know seeing that he is my youngest brother and I am only 24. Simply nuts.... but I'll let you figure that one out. So yea I have tons of nieces and nephews too many if you ask me which means tons of birthdays and events to go to and shit...yay lots of fun. I think there is a month straight of parties and births I have to go thru I find it purely and absolutely bonkers but wateva.

Tomorrow is Labor day which means lets not work yipppeee. Sometimes I feel like Labor Day should be the one day of the year you work your hardest. That would be nuts thou. I would like for everyone to cook all the food in the world tomorrow just to finish this so called summer. I'm used to crazy heat and tanning (like I need the shit)....this summer was abt who could swim or not with all that fucking rain. Seriously I went through about 54 umbrellas just to survive.

OK this has all been a ridiculous moment I just went thru in my life straight babble. Yes ladies and gents I am random as fuck I know but that is what makes me, me...ya digg.....I love ya and I am off to bed so I can wake up and get some peppermint toothpaste and green tea floss. I'll Holla!!!!

Please Don't Forget to Get Your Pets Spayed & Neutered,
Drizz Barker

KFC Has Officially Beasted!!!!

There are always extremes in life and this is one 'em. Seriously KFC?!?!?!
They took chicken sandwich to a whole other level.

Shit is beast:


We as Americans would eat this shit at least once and if you like it possibly 3-4 times and realize it's not the greatest thing to eat if you want to do something we call continue living. To be honest with you I would prolly eat this heart attack on a twisted night.

Not Too Hungry,
Colonel Drizzles

Curt Schilling can pull the trigger any moment now..

on himself that is.... this guy can give me a fucking brake... thank you for the bloody sock Curt, seriously i appreciate your help in 04 but you can shut the fuck up now. Dude now says hes interested in vacant senate seat in Ma. Imagine this son bitch in office, na chill dont. A lot of people are chit chatting about this shit. Well not papa p, all im saying is shut the fuck up and go shoot a moose or something.

My main man Favre!

Welcome back man! Real class act! Just an all around all-american cool kinda guy!

If I was Eugene Wilson it would be off with Favre kufi! Dirtbag

I Love Commercials

Call me a Hov rida I don't really give two shits but this commercial he shot is fire:





Roc Nation,
Drizz-Z